dbatesman Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 7 hours ago, T0mShane said: wait what are his sleep habits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 6 minutes ago, dbatesman said: wait what are his sleep habits Some clarity: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 6 minutes ago, dbatesman said: wait what are his sleep habits Everything is so freaking weird. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimjasi Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 6 minutes ago, dbatesman said: wait what are his sleep habits I've heard it mentioned a few times now that there are rumblings over his sleeping and eating habits, but have never seen any specifics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 2 minutes ago, Matt39 said: Some clarity: Affecting sleep habits....no big deal Affecting breakfast and lunch? The outrage! Next thing you know it will be 'only bacon 3 times a week' or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 2 minutes ago, Matt39 said: Some clarity: 1 minute ago, slimjasi said: I've heard it mentioned a few times now that there are rumblings over his sleeping and eating habits, but have never seen any specifics. Can't improve on this response: 2 minutes ago, The Crusher said: Everything is so freaking weird. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimjasi Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 1 minute ago, dbatesman said: Can't improve on this response: this has been a strange offseason and we are still a month out from the draft. fun times 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 2 minutes ago, Beerfish said: Affecting sleep habits....no big deal Affecting breakfast and lunch? The outrage! Next thing you know it will be 'only bacon 3 times a week' or something. I mean if the ravens are changing practice times because Lamar likes to sleep in then yeah it’s a bit of an issie 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomebodytoAnybody47 Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Imagine what he could be if he DIDNT hit snooze! My god 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 10 minutes ago, The Crusher said: Everything is so freaking weird. Is it? 200 million potentially teams are gonna want him all in on everything. He missed a bunch of practices last year being sick etc. doesn’t seem totally off base if it’s sleeping in/diet related. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 7 minutes ago, Matt39 said: Is it? 200 million potentially teams are gonna want him all in on everything. He missed a bunch of practices last year being sick etc. doesn’t seem totally off base if it’s sleeping in/diet related. Wait until these guys find out that Lamar was also anti-vaxx even after getting Covid twice 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 5 minutes ago, T0mShane said: Wait until these guys find out that Lamar was also anti-vaxx even after getting Covid twice I think the Ravens have probably done a good job of keeping a ton of stuff in house. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 28 minutes ago, Matt39 said: Is it? 200 million potentially teams are gonna want him all in on everything. He missed a bunch of practices last year being sick etc. doesn’t seem totally off base if it’s sleeping in/diet related. I said everything because I meant everything, not Just the Lamar thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flea Flicking Frank Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 4 hours ago, jetblue95 said: except it is inaccurate he wasn't offered 3 yrs/$133 million he was offered some type of 5-year contract that included $133 million fully guaranteed at signing, something like $175 million guaranteed for injury and the ability to increase it to $200 million in guaranteed money https://www.si.com/nfl/ravens/news/lamar-jackson-baltimore-ravens-contract-kyler-murray-russell-wilson-free-agency-compare-tag i'm sorry, but that contract is neither offensive, nor indicative of some good ole boys network holding down the man. it's F-U money that would have set him up for the rest of his life Damn good ole boys billionaire club at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flea Flicking Frank Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 4 hours ago, Matt39 said: I don’t think it helps his case that Watson kind of sucked last year either. It also doesn't help his case that he is closer to a RB than a QB and RB's don't often do that well on 2nd contracts, and the last 2 seasons he had durability concerns, and it doesn't help that the good ole billionaires want to keep him down 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flea Flicking Frank Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 4 hours ago, undertow said: When are we scheduling the march to protest this oppression? Were waiting for his next contract terms, if its anything under 150m in guarantees its on 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flea Flicking Frank Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 50 minutes ago, T0mShane said: Wait until these guys find out that Lamar was also anti-vaxx even after getting Covid twice Damn, hes anti-vaxx too, Whats with all these QB's and their anti-vaxx status, don't they know how great the vax works? The problem is they havent gotten their 97th booster yet and only wear 2 masks instead of the suggested 5, if you can breathe, youre not doing it right 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomebodytoAnybody47 Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Flea Flicking Frank said: Damn, hes anti-vaxx too, Whats with all these QB's and their anti-vaxx status, don't they know how great the vax works? The problem is they havent gotten their 97th booster yet and only wear 2 masks instead of the suggested 5, if you can breathe, youre not doing it right Leave 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flea Flicking Frank Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Just now, Zachtomims47 said: Leave where do you want me to go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 8 hours ago, T0mShane said: This is what the Jets used to do and you used to shred them for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
undertow Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 9 minutes ago, Flea Flicking Frank said: Damn good ole boys billionaire club at work Throwsa Parks is fighting the power and making the world a better place 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Embrace the Suck Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 That moment when you brag that you don't need an agent, but then you find yourself asking for a trade after the team doesn't cave into your demands. Then you find yourself negotiating with teams that have no interest in the money you're looking for plus picks knowing there's a good chance that team is simply negotiating for the Ravens who can and will match any reasonable deal. Oh, and the undeniable risk that you may be guaranteeing a quarter billion plus for a guy who may not finish a full season often based on his injury history. Of course the last laugh will be his when he gets a quarter billion plus guaranteed. Someone will do it, or close to it. Insanity is the only quality we continue to raise the bar for. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Ghost Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Edit, already posted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flea Flicking Frank Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 1 hour ago, dbatesman said: wait what are his sleep habits sounds like he likes to sleep late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 16 minutes ago, RutgersJetFan said: This is what the Jets used to do and you used to shred them for it. I was simply bemused by old crank Mortensen coming in from left field to report that a 26 year old millionaire has poor sleeping and nutritional habits 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flea Flicking Frank Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 16 minutes ago, undertow said: Throwsa Parks is fighting the power and making the world a better place Listen, someone needs to make sure that people don't get crappy $200m offers, its $250m or its rich people colluding 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post dbatesman Posted March 28, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted March 28, 2023 27 minutes ago, Flea Flicking Frank said: Damn, hes anti-vaxx too, Whats with all these QB's and their anti-vaxx status, don't they know how great the vax works? The problem is they havent gotten their 97th booster yet and only wear 2 masks instead of the suggested 5, if you can breathe, youre not doing it right What’s funny is, I was just thinking that Lamar’s weird sleep issues could very well be caused by long covid, but then I figured it wasn’t worth opening that particular can of worms. How naive of me to assume that one of our local Guys Who Just Can’t Help Themselves hadn’t already opened up the can and enthusiastically jammed his dick into it 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Ghost Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 10 minutes ago, dbatesman said: What’s funny is, I was just thinking that Lamar’s weird sleep issues could very well be caused by long covid, but then I figured it wasn’t worth opening that particular can of worms. How naive of me to assume that one of our local Guys Who Just Can’t Help Themselves hadn’t already opened up the can and enthusiastically jammed his dick into it 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 12 hours ago, dbatesman said: wait what are his sleep habits Lamar believes in the power of sleeping like a baby, literally. He replaced his bed with a custom-made, oversized hammock, complete with a mobile of miniature footballs, cleats, and helmets dangling above. This swaying slumber setup had him gently rocking to sleep every night, claiming it provides the perfect recovery environment. He also insists on wearing his "lullaby leggings" to bed, which are compression tights with built-in speakers. They play a soothing medley of motivational speeches and victory anthems on repeat, helping him channel his inner champion as he drifts off to sleep. He's a firm believer in fueling his body around the clock. Every night, he set multiple alarms to wake up for "sleep snacks" – energy gels, electrolyte chews, and protein bars strategically places on his nightstand. He consumes these in a semi-conscious state, ensuring his body had a constant supply of nutrients while he rests. Has a unique pre-sleep ritual, which involves acting out the three stages of his upcoming game. He does "laps" on his hammock, "throws" in place, and then "jukes" while lying down, all while visualizing himself crossing the goal line for the game winning TD. This bizarre routine is said to help him mentally prepare for his games and fall asleep feeling victorious. 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 13 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said: Lamar believes in the power of sleeping like a baby, literally. He replaced his bed with a custom-made, oversized hammock, complete with a mobile of miniature footballs, cleats, and helmets dangling above. This swaying slumber setup had him gently rocking to sleep every night, claiming it provided the perfect recovery environment. He also insists on wearing his "lullaby leggings" to bed, which are compression tights with built-in speakers. They play a soothing medley of motivational speeches and victory anthems on repeat, helping him channel his inner champion as he drifted off to sleep. He's a firm believer in fueling his body around the clock. Every night, he set multiple alarms to wake up for "sleep snacks" – energy gels, electrolyte chews, and protein bars strategically placed on his nightstand. He consumes these in a semi-conscious state, ensuring his body had a constant supply of nutrients while he rested. Has a unique pre-sleep ritual, which involves acting out the three stages of his upcoming game. He does "laps" on his hammock, "throws" in place, and then "jukes" while lying down, all while visualizing himself crossing the goal line for the game winning TD. This bizarre routine is said to help him mentally prepare for his games and fall asleep feeling victorious. I can’t believe I’m asking, but do you have a link for this? I legitimately can’t tell if you made this up or not 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 14 minutes ago, dbatesman said: I can’t believe I’m asking, but do you have a link for this? I legitimately can’t tell if you made this up or not https://chat.openai.com/chat?model=gpt-4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Jackson Contact Update: Lamar sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 2 hours ago, Zachtomims47 said: Imagine what he could be if he DIDNT hit snooze! My god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 2 hours ago, Matt39 said: I think the Ravens have probably done a good job of keeping a ton of stuff in house. So you might say they….run things like Club Med? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Ravens: Accommodate practice times so their QB can have naptimes like @Nolder yet he still wants out. Media + fans for 2+ decades: The Ravens are the class of the NFL and a model for everyone else. Slurp slurp slurp. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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