GM Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 GM I resized it: Criminy! LJ said if I wore this color gloves we'd win for sure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raffyD Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 GM I resized it: Criminy! LJ said if I wore this color gloves we'd win for sure! I'm sorry for the recurring caption but it just always seems to fit: Who told you to put the balm on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoping4ASuperBowl Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 "if I had just worn my lucky boxers, maybe, oh just maybe, we could have won this game. Because im here to win!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
80gonyjets51 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 "The Chiefs are who I thought they were! And we let Cleveland off the hook!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Hey! That replay monitor sure could use a fresh coat of paint. It's the little things that help you win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 "Where is that sunday football playlist, wait, what the f##k, this ain't my ipod!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Is it possible for Spermy to not respond to a Herm Captain This Pic Thread? I think you could offer him 10 grand to stay away from one and he wouldn't be able to avoid it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 "Wayne, Wayne Huizenga, is that really you? Sure I would love to screw up, I mean coach the Dolphins. Count me in" A Dolphin fans worst nightmare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Crennel cannot be as good a coach as me. Look how trim and color-coordinated I am. Ask the NFL Network; they asked ME to be on their commercial, joging on a treadmill, not that fata$$. But I keep losing to all these fat Belicick/Parcells guys who obviously don't work out for hours every day. I am a damn handsome man! Where's Dick Curl? These timeouts are important, I think, obviously. My laminated sheet has nothing on it again. Gun told me that I don't know d!ck about defense, but this is rubbing it in, obviously. Who keeps putting Johnny Cash on my headset? Why can't I call play once in a while? I'm not stupid, like everybody says. Who is this Fredo that Gun and Solari keep talking about on the headset? I gotta ask'em-they don't have a lot of good to say about Fredo, who ever that is. Who can I blame this on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blurredorunfocused Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 So there`s an endzone down there too? man, this game just keeps surprising me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 What the ****!? The Jets are 7-5 too!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barton Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 "weh wat deh huh? Dat fan in the stands is darin' me on a showdown! DRAW!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Is it possible for Spermy to not respond to a Herm Captain This Pic Thread? I think you could offer him 10 grand to stay away from one and he wouldn't be able to avoid it!!! About as likely as it is for you to stay away from the buffet table. Dickhead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREENSMACKS Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 DAMN LJ IM NOT WHITE SO STOP GIVING ME A PISS POOR EFFORT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleckineau Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 DAMN, got my OH-Fishul Flavor Flav backwards a$$ clock, got my Dickie Curl in the upstairs box, got my NFL jacket and headset and I still cant get this damn clock thing right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.I.MikeBleedsGreen Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 GM I resized it: Someone hold my headset, I got to go take a dump ,All those ribs last night,"I got a turtle head pokin' out " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxscott Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 "Im gonna have to give Dick Another reach around, this time to KEEP my job. Damn it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 LJ tore his what?? Who cares, get him back in the game, I need 50 carries out of his lazy ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsfanbkny Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 LJ tore his what?? Who cares, get him back in the game, I need 50 carries out of his lazy ass. :) lj you broke every bone in your body..well get back in there.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 "i'll take a grand-slam breakfast, over easy with crispy bacon. this stuff will look just like it does on this here menu, right? better make this a to-go order, dick curl has a game to coach." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Would you like Kool-Aid with that? No? OK. Pull up to the next window please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dierking Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 The team got me this special hat and windbreaker with my on insignia on it" "Kan't Calculate" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanandgreen Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 "YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME!!!! YOU DON'T PLAY TO BE ASHAMED! NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR XMAS? YEA THAT'S RIGHT! I AM SANTA CLAUSE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dierking Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 The Cleveland Browns? The Cleveland Browns? That just can't be. How exactly can a team be named the Browns? That's not the name of a team, that's the name of a color. I have this on pretty good authority, and this came right from my 3rd grade teacher, Miss Honeysuckle, that Brown is a color. She created these special wheels with all the colors and their names and I kept mine taped right on top of my desk. I did this so I could be the first one in class every day at school (And I had to break in because it wasn't open yet, and I parked down at the convenience store 3 blocks away). I would sit in class and watch the kids come in and I would use that chart. I would say to myself "There is Jimmy, he is wearing BLUE pants today. Suzie has on a BLACK skirt today. Margie has on a BROWN blouse." And that is what I remember, Margie and her BROWN blouse. See, it's a color. And we didn't have NFL merchandising back then, and Margie wasn't wearing a team shirt. I would follow Margie from class to class. We mostly had the same classes, and that way, I would know where I was going most of the time. Cleveland Browns? Somebody better tell Margie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joekool Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 What?? It's third and long?? OK call the draw play!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet27 Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 [Oki so what I am trying to say is I can't see you through the guys that are playing hon, yeah I'll be home soon, so maybe...what oh no....what do you mean I'm getting bashed on JetNation.com......] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 The Cleveland Browns? The Cleveland Browns? That just can't be. How exactly can a team be named the Browns? That's not the name of a team, that's the name of a color. I have this on pretty good authority, and this came right from my 3rd grade teacher, Miss Honeysuckle, that Brown is a color. She created these special wheels with all the colors and their names and I kept mine taped right on top of my desk. I did this so I could be the first one in class every day at school (And I had to break in because it wasn't open yet, and I parked down at the convenience store 3 blocks away). I would sit in class and watch the kids come in and I would use that chart. I would say to myself "There is Jimmy, he is wearing BLUE pants today. Suzie has on a BLACK skirt today. Margie has on a BROWN blouse." And that is what I remember, Margie and her BROWN blouse. See, it's a color. And we didn't have NFL merchandising back then, and Margie wasn't wearing a team shirt. I would follow Margie from class to class. We mostly had the same classes, and that way, I would know where I was going most of the time. Cleveland Browns? Somebody better tell Margie. That is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 The Cleveland Browns? The Cleveland Browns? That just can't be. How exactly can a team be named the Browns? That's not the name of a team, that's the name of a color. I have this on pretty good authority, and this came right from my 3rd grade teacher, Miss Honeysuckle, that Brown is a color. She created these special wheels with all the colors and their names and I kept mine taped right on top of my desk. I did this so I could be the first one in class every day at school (And I had to break in because it wasn't open yet, and I parked down at the convenience store 3 blocks away). I would sit in class and watch the kids come in and I would use that chart. I would say to myself "There is Jimmy, he is wearing BLUE pants today. Suzie has on a BLACK skirt today. Margie has on a BROWN blouse." And that is what I remember, Margie and her BROWN blouse. See, it's a color. And we didn't have NFL merchandising back then, and Margie wasn't wearing a team shirt. I would follow Margie from class to class. We mostly had the same classes, and that way, I would know where I was going most of the time. Cleveland Browns? Somebody better tell Margie. I have to re-bump this & give it a POTW NOM. I'm still laughing. There is Jimmy, he is wearing BLUE pants today. Great stuff, Scott. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastmover Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 someone said the definition of insanity was what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviot Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 "Did we hit midfield yet? good, get the field goal unit on!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharrow Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Does that clock say 1:19? That can't be right, Dick told me the game started at 1:00 and its already the fourth quarter. Wait... its moving backwards, how am I supposed to coach a game if they have their clocks moving backwards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthCoastJetsFan Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 HEY! Don't burn those ribs and move the BBQ... the smoke is obstructing my view of the game clock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsfanbkny Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 these are too funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BleedinGreenNC Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 GM I resized it: Criminy! LJ said if I wore this color gloves we'd win for sure! What clock?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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