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Things Jets fans are tired of hearing


Maxman

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You play in Giants stadium.

You must be from Long Island, only Jets fans on Long Island.

Maybe some day your big brother will let you win a Super Bowl.

The butt fumble, do you remember the butt fumble?

I want to kiss you.

Super Bowl Three was a long time ago.

Do you root for the Mets? I was told that all Jets fans are Mets fans.

 

 

 

 

 

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8 minutes ago, Maxman said:

You play in Giants stadium.

You must be from Long Island, only Jets fans on Long Island.

Maybe some day your big brother will let you win a Super Bowl.

The butt fumble, do you remember the butt fumble?

I want to kiss you.

Super Bowl Three was a long time ago.

Do you root for the Mets? I was told that all Jets fans are Mets fans.

 

 

 

 

 

I've always laughed when people assume I'm a Mets fan, as if I'm only interested in following NY teams who don't win championships.  Funny thing is, I started following sports in 87, right after the Giants and Mets won championships....had no interest in jumping on a bandwagon and loved me some Donnie Baseball.

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7 minutes ago, Scott Dierking said:

I have been called far worse things than a "Jet fan". If someone feels that there is some connotation of my life based on a certain fandom, well that speaks to them more than me.

It is always nice to hear from the baby boomer Yankee fans and how they are not bandwagon jumpers ;)  

Thanks Scott. This is totally on point.  Not.

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1 minute ago, Scott Dierking said:

I'll play along-I hate when people tell me as a Jet fan that I am not on point.

We get it Scott. Being a fan doesn't define you. And you think it is funny when Yankee fans mention how many rings the team won. Bonus points when they say we.

We get it.

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2 hours ago, Maxman said:

You play in Giants stadium.

You must be from Long Island, only Jets fans on Long Island.

Maybe some day your big brother will let you win a Super Bowl.

The butt fumble, do you remember the butt fumble?

I want to kiss you.

Super Bowl Three was a long time ago.

Do you root for the Mets? I was told that all Jets fans are Mets fans.

 

 

 

 

 

We need a franchise QB

Yeah like we can just go and get one tommorow. 

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In no particular order, any English language sentence containing these words:

Geno Smith, other than when accompanied by the word "cut "
How's Bryce coming along?
Revis Island, combined with "lost a step"
Franchise tag
The Jets need to find an outside rusher
Shea stadium
Gives us the best chance at winning
The Spike
The Mud Bowl
Vinnie and the Jets
I wanna kiss you
The Sanchize, used in any context
Santonio
Idzik
Browning Nagle
O'brien
Parilli, or the name of any other player who came to us via the dogmeat Pats (except maybe for 1 RB)
Fitzmagic
The Yale Bowl
Bachelors III
Todd is God
Plaxico
Lam
SOJ
JETS-JETS-JETS
Herm
Mangenius
Mo Lewis
The Big Tuna


 

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