Tension boiling over with Urban Meyer and Jags

[sec101row23]

 

 

 

 

[bgivs21]

23 minutes ago, sec101row23 said:

 

 

 

 

I could care less about Urban Meyer but I feel like some of these stories are over the top. Im sure he's an a-hole and players hate him but kicking a player in the middle of a practice field with everyone around and no one else saw the incident!? 

And then him telling Lambo he'll kick him any time he wants to in a different altercation? It's just too hard to believe. And that's on top of the story about him going around a circle asking assistants what have they won, I mean it just seems all too far fetched. 

[Jetsfan80]

29 minutes ago, bgivs21 said:

I could care less about Urban Meyer but I feel like some of these stories are over the top. Im sure he's an a-hole and players hate him but kicking a player in the middle of a practice field with everyone around and no one else saw the incident!? 

And then him telling Lambo he'll kick him any time he wants to in a different altercation? It's just too hard to believe. And that's on top of the story about him going around a circle asking assistants what have they won, I mean it just seems all too far fetched. 

And yet they’re all believable, because Urban Meyer is an enormous a$$hole.  

[Matt39]

32 minutes ago, bgivs21 said:

I could care less about Urban Meyer but I feel like some of these stories are over the top. Im sure he's an a-hole and players hate him but kicking a player in the middle of a practice field with everyone around and no one else saw the incident!? 

And then him telling Lambo he'll kick him any time he wants to in a different altercation? It's just too hard to believe. And that's on top of the story about him going around a circle asking assistants what have they won, I mean it just seems all too far fetched. 

You could tell Stroud thought some kicker tattle tailing on Meyer was going to be his Watergate lol.

[T0mShane]

36 minutes ago, bgivs21 said:

I could care less about Urban Meyer but I feel like some of these stories are over the top. Im sure he's an a-hole and players hate him but kicking a player in the middle of a practice field with everyone around and no one else saw the incident!? 

And then him telling Lambo he'll kick him any time he wants to in a different altercation? It's just too hard to believe. And that's on top of the story about him going around a circle asking assistants what have they won, I mean it just seems all too far fetched. 

Didn’t Urban confirm the loser-coaches story? 
 

The Lambo thing seems petty. Reminded me of when Parcells kicked Chrebet’s ankle to see if he was healthy.

[Beerfish]

When is our coach going to kick some of our kickers?

[jgb]

27 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Didn’t Urban confirm the loser-coaches story? 
 

The Lambo thing seems petty. Reminded me of when Parcells kicked Chrebet’s ankle to see if he was healthy.

My high school track coach use to chase us around with a golf cart and throw rocks at us to "motivate us."

He also used his keys to give us "racing stripes" down the leg if we weren't hustling.

3 state championships in 4 years.

Best coach I ever had. Both me and my brother invited him to our weddings years later. Old boy crushed the open bar.

[T0mShane]

1 minute ago, jgb said:

He also used his keys to give us "racing stripes" down the leg if we weren't hustling.

[jgb]

Just now, T0mShane said:

I like winning.

[slimjasi]

That tweet sounds like the title to an Onion article. 

Sh*t is off the hook in Jacksonville. 

[Jetsfan80]

4 minutes ago, jgb said:

My high school track coach use to chase us around with a golf cart and throw rocks at us to "motivate us."

He also used his keys to give us "racing stripes" down the leg if we weren't hustling.

3 state championships in 4 years.

Best coach I ever had. Both me and my brother invited him to our weddings years later. Old boy crushed the open bar.

Ok, but at least your coach was trying to motivate you to do something to get better:  I.E. run faster.

How are any of Urban Meyer’s methods employed thus far supposed to be helping things whilst coaching professional athletes?

[Wit]

I heard urban kicked his dentist in the teeth. He kicked his urologist in the balls. Etc. 

[jgb]

1 minute ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Ok, but at least your coach was trying to motivate you to do something to get better:  I.E. run faster.

How are any of Urban Meyer’s methods employed thus far supposed to be helping things whilst coaching professional athletes?

Sorry, I was comparing my coach to Parcells kicking Chrebet's ankle. Not Urban Meyer projectile sharting all over the staff and players.

[Jetsfan80]

Just now, Wit said:

I heard urban kicked his dentist in the teeth. He kicked his urologist in the balls. Etc. 

But he “jean seamed” his Proctologist. 

@munchmemory

[Icer]

Trevor should dodge the Jets and go right to the Jags. Brilliant

[David Harris]

2 hours ago, sec101row23 said:

 

 

 

 

What a pansy ass this kicker is

My high school coach used to Deacon Jones head slap us when we f’d up

 

[Jetsfan80]

2 minutes ago, David Harris said:

What a pansy ass this kicker is

My high school coach used to Deacon Jones head slap us when we f’d up

 

These are pro athletes we’re talking about.  There’s no reason to treat them like High Schoolers / scum.  And it doesn’t work at this level, either.  See:  Judge, Joe.

[HawkeyeJet]

I’ve never seen a sports team embody its city better the 2021 Jacksonville Jaguars.

[jgb]

9 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

These are pro athletes we’re talking about.  There’s no reason to treat them like High Schoolers / scum.  And it doesn’t work at this level, either.  See:  Judge, Joe.

Exactly. It would be like your boss at work making you write 100 times on the chalkboard "I will not miss anymore deadlines" if you turn in a memo late.

[Beerfish]

[Hex]

These are pro athletes we’re talking about.  There’s no reason to treat them like High Schoolers / scum.  And it doesn’t work at this level, either.  See:  Judge, Joe.

Yea, these are grown men

[Jetsfan80]

8 minutes ago, jgb said:

Exactly. It would be like your boss at work making you write 100 times on the chalkboard "I will not miss anymore deadlines" if you turn in a memo late.

It’s a worthwhile punishment if you forget the cover letter on your TPS report, though. 
 

[jgb]

Just now, Jetsfan80 said:

It’s a worthwhile punishment if you forget the cover letter on your TPS report, though. 
 

[Spoot-Face]

Come on guys, a watched crackpot never boils.

[Fantasy Island]

Nflpa right this way

[David Harris]

1 hour ago, Jetsfan80 said:

These are pro athletes we’re talking about.  There’s no reason to treat them like High Schoolers / scum.  And it doesn’t work at this level, either.  See:  Judge, Joe.

I know you’re right on a higher level, however to me, it’s a wussy thing for a football player to do.  To go to the media and want to get HR involved for getting a kick in the ass out on the field.

And I think Meyer is a POS and agree that this action IS indicative of that.  Couldn’t stand his smug, entitled, pedantic, good ol’ boy routine ever since he came on my radar when he tried to hire the documented racist trainer.  
 

so again just proving your point…but still
 

 

[RutgersJetFan]

4 hours ago, jgb said:

My high school track coach use to chase us around with a golf cart and throw rocks at us to "motivate us."

He also used his keys to give us "racing stripes" down the leg if we weren't hustling.

3 state championships in 4 years.

Best coach I ever had. Both me and my brother invited him to our weddings years later. Old boy crushed the open bar.

These are quite literally all things that will 100% get you fired. 

[jgb]

3 minutes ago, RutgersJetFan said:

These are quite literally all things that will 100% get you fired. 

It was a different time. Far as I know, no one ever squealed. But in those days and in that part of the country, he might've gotten reprimanded, but not fired.

He married a former student, too. It was a couple years after she graduated but there were rumors that it started when he was her coach. Nobody did anything far as I could tell.

Guy was legit the best track coach in the state. Just win, baby.

 

[RutgersJetFan]

1 minute ago, jgb said:

It was a different time. Far as I know, no one ever squealed. But in those days and in that part of the country, he might've gotten reprimanded, but not fired.

He married a former student, too. It was a couple years after she graduated but there were rumors that it started when he was her coach. Nobody did anything far as I could tell.

Guy was legit the best track coach in the state. Just win, baby.

 

If only we could go back to the good old days when...:checks notes:...coaches and teachers could throw rocks at students. 

[jgb]

Just now, RutgersJetFan said:

If only we could go back to the good old days when...:checks notes:...coaches and teachers could throw rocks at students. 

It was awesome

[Hex]

11 minutes ago, RutgersJetFan said:

If only we could go back to the good old days when...:checks notes:...coaches and teachers could throw rocks at students. 

Yea, maybe Joe Judge would be successful

[Sperm Edwards]

4 hours ago, T0mShane said:

Didn’t Urban confirm the loser-coaches story? 
 

The Lambo thing seems petty. Reminded me of when Parcells kicked Chrebet’s ankle to see if he was healthy.

I think he also gave Foley a little surprise shot/poke to the ribs as a “test” when the QB (falsely) claimed he was 100% and could go back in instead of the Vinman. I forget the details, but iirc it was something like that.

[Charlie Brown]

Now will all of those who were defending Myers out here admit that perhaps they were wrong…..

  

[munchmemory]

11 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

But he “jean seamed” his Proctologist. 

@munchmemory

A "jean seam" appearance!   What a great start to the morning knowing we are holding on to that wonderfully descriptive term.  lol

Well done, 80.  First laugh of the day.  Thanks.

[RutgersJetFan]

One of the things that's most interesting about this is it may be the best example ever of how insular universities can be. Something was always weird with Meyer and the way he bounced all over, but nobody could ever put their thumb on it because of how protective big time programs are empowered to be over incidents and reputations. Florida St and so many others are primo examples of this, but it's hard to think of such a clear example of a bad dude getting exposed so quickly. University administrations are able to be iron curtains if/when they choose to be unless it's some Petrino-level sh*t, and once that's gone the person gets laid bare at the pro level. There's no more hiding. 13 games was all it took for one of best of the last few decades. Just incredible.