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Look at this face. Gaze upon the smug Irish Connecticut features. Ponder what that face attached to a 6’4”, 240 lb frame with a howitzer right arm and the genius brain of a nordic supercomputer can do

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1 hour ago, TuscanyTile2 said:

I'm not "former".  I still Boylieve Zach can be a good QB.  His time as a NYJ is over though.  I accept that.

I've also accepted that, for all intents and purposes, this season is over and we're better off rooting for losses to help our draft position.

Ftr, I still wish we could've drafted Trevor and I was rooting for 0-16 that year.

If he doesn't.. will you wrestle @kevinc855 in a pit of alligators until one of you twists the other into a pretzel?

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Just now, TuscanyTile2 said:

Well this is what "not Zach" looks like.

We don't know yet what Not Zach looks like for this season (aside from 4 plays which did not go very well).  In a few hours we will know.  And whatever happens this afternoon, the only thing I am certain about is it will lead to spirited "who sucks worse" debates right here on JN.

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13 hours ago, T0mShane said:

Look at this face. Gaze upon the smug Irish Connecticut features. Ponder what that face attached to a 6’4”, 240 lb frame with a howitzer right arm and the genius brain of a nordic supercomputer can do for this offense. Have you started Alan Lazard on all your fantasy and DFS teams yet? No? Because you’re  not a real fan. You’re not a Boyle Believer. A Boyliever. You, Jets fan, be a Boyliever today. Learn to accept success. You squandered your chance when Mike White was throwing darts and could breathe normally. You instead waited around for Zach Wilson to care about football, you wastrel dummy. You thought Aaron Rodgers was a Magic Eraser and he couldn’t handle Jets Life for more than four plays. Tim Boyle played at UConn, which is in Storrs, Connecticut. If you’ve ever been to Storrs, you know that Boyle can handle adversity. Storrs sucks. Storrs is like if Binghamton was Ground Zero in the battle against Bird Flu. Boyle will not be afraid. He will not be put off by MetLife State Penitentiary’s drab concrete color scheme. Storrs is likewise a urinal trough. 
 

The Dolphins are a team of thugs managed by a team of nerds. They can be had. The Raiders held the Dolphins to a wee 20 points. We can do better. We will. The Dolphins don’t want to pay Tua, and we should give them a reason not to. He stinks. He’s tiny and weird and he stinks. It’s TuaNon vs the Boylievers. Which side do you want to be on? Boylieve. 
 

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Dolphins 0

The season starts tomorrow. Victory Black Friday. Boyle Friday. 
 

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13 hours ago, T0mShane said:

Look at this face. Gaze upon the smug Irish Connecticut features. Ponder what that face attached to a 6’4”, 240 lb frame with a howitzer right arm and the genius brain of a nordic supercomputer can do for this offense. Have you started Alan Lazard on all your fantasy and DFS teams yet? No? Because you’re  not a real fan. You’re not a Boyle Believer. A Boyliever. You, Jets fan, be a Boyliever today. Learn to accept success. You squandered your chance when Mike White was throwing darts and could breathe normally. You instead waited around for Zach Wilson to care about football, you wastrel dummy. You thought Aaron Rodgers was a Magic Eraser and he couldn’t handle Jets Life for more than four plays. Tim Boyle played at UConn, which is in Storrs, Connecticut. If you’ve ever been to Storrs, you know that Boyle can handle adversity. Storrs sucks. Storrs is like if Binghamton was Ground Zero in the battle against Bird Flu. Boyle will not be afraid. He will not be put off by MetLife State Penitentiary’s drab concrete color scheme. Storrs is likewise a urinal trough. 
 

The Dolphins are a team of thugs managed by a team of nerds. They can be had. The Raiders held the Dolphins to a wee 20 points. We can do better. We will. The Dolphins don’t want to pay Tua, and we should give them a reason not to. He stinks. He’s tiny and weird and he stinks. It’s TuaNon vs the Boylievers. Which side do you want to be on? Boylieve. 
 

Jets 35

Dolphins 0

The season starts tomorrow. Victory Black Friday. Boyle Friday. 
 

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1 hour ago, T0mShane said:

For those of you who don’t have a huge cock, this is what it looks like:

 

Mike White’s was enormous too.  No cap.  

Suffice to say Boyle and White will end up being the 2 best QBs we’ve seen since Fitzy (who married a Harvard soccer player and has 6 kids with her bt-dubs).

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Suffice to say Boyle and White will end up being the 2 best QBs we’ve seen since Fitzy 

Please don't lump Tim Boyle in with HOF'er Mike White.  And could you imagine a fan of another team making such a pathetic claim as this one ("Best QB we've seen since Fitzy!")  

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