RaoulDuke Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I can't pee in a urinal with other dudes around me. Just can't. I have to go hide in a stall so the little guy can get the business done... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I love shopping for man purses!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I post on Jetnation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I once mis-quoted a player's salary cap figure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GangGreen Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I like football..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishooked Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I can't pee in a urinal with other dudes around me. Just can't. I have to go hide in a stall so the little guy can get the business done... You're not the only one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Sometimes when I am alone and I am posting on JetNation I type the words with my penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke Posted December 5, 2008 Author Share Posted December 5, 2008 Sometimes when I am alone and I am posting on JetNation I type the words with my penis. The subject is "something extremely lame" not "extraordinary talent". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LockeJET Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I sit on my hand untill it falls asleep and gets completely numb. Then I jerk off. It's like the hand I never met. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I can't pee in a urinal with other dudes around me. Just can't. I have to go hide in a stall so the little guy can get the business done... Join the club -- same here -- nothing to be ashamed about there are lots of us out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I play World of Warcraft every so often... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I like to pretend I'm checking guys out at urinals so they're too uncomfortable to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Most of my underwear is Simpsons boxers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I once mis-quoted a player's salary cap figure. That is not the bad part. That Kobe24Jets corrected you was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nnamath Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I like JT's What Goes around and I think I'd Really Love To See You Tonight by England Dan and John Ford Coley is pure 70s magic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I post on JetNation.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishooked Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I like to pretend I'm checking guys out at urinals so they're too uncomfortable to go. Pretend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 That is not the bad part. That Kobe24Jets corrected you was. A shame I could never outlive in a thousand lifetimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I like to smell the bottom of dogs' feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Jetsrule128 and I are pen-pals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De-Jet-Erate/Duane Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Sometimes when I am alone and I am posting on JetNation I type the words with my penis. Is that what they refer to as the old hunt & pecker method? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Sometimes when I am alone and I am posting on JetNation I type the words with my penis. I didn't know you could type in short hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I like JT's What Goes around and I think I'd Really Love To See You Tonight by England Dan and John Ford Coley is pure 70s magic. I listen to JT all the time and don't have the courage to tell my bandmates I'd like us to learn an play Sweetheart by Frankie and the Knockouts - because I really like it. I'll hopefully go to the grave with that secret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 In a moment of weakness, I quoted text of Bysshe Shelley, instead of Keats in a round table discussion. Though granted absolution almost immediately by the group, my words were met with a smattering of snickers and several hush-toned musings. I won back the crowd later, however, when my lemon cream scones--a fanatically guarded family secret--received, justly deserved, raves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Pretend? damn, should have read "pretend" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I'm having a new vinyl floor installed in my kitchen today, and I'm happy about it. That's how old, married and boring I have become. I don't think it's lame, but Bob from 20 years ago sure would have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I didn't know you could type in short hand. Sad thing for him is that he posts on JN typing with his penis while using a blackberry keyboard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Most of my underwear is Simpsons boxers. if i were to get it on for the first time with some guy and i see he's wearing simpsons boxers....i would walk out. how old are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 This chokes me up: thEiXbovv98 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 if i were to get it on for the first time with some guy and i see he's wearing simpsons boxers....i would walk out. how old are you? We don't wear that stuff when we're single and might get lucky with somebody new. Hell, chances are his woman buys him the boxers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 This chokes me up: thEiXbovv98 Agreed 100% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke Posted December 5, 2008 Author Share Posted December 5, 2008 if i were to get it on for the first time with some guy and i see he's wearing simpsons boxers....i would walk out. how old are you? Would have sex with a guy who can't pee in front of other men? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 one thing would be that i'm a message board nerd. but other than that, i'm a really big sinatra, louis prima, and dean martin fan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I constantly consider becoming a vegetarian. But have never even once come close to converting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I can't pee in a urinal with other dudes around me. Just can't. I have to go hide in a stall so the little guy can get the business done... ask the guy next to you to shake it for you to get the flow started. say it kinda loud. this'll clear out most urinals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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