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Just now, Jetsfan80 said:

@T0mShane made a massive mistake declaring me a "Co-Captain" for 2020 with the abdication of @Jet_Engine1.  

My first move as Co-Captain is to name my fellow Co-Captain, @HessStation, King of JN, with no end date for his rule, and relinquishing my useless title of Co-Captain.  I have also dissolved Tom's do-nothing committee.  

@HessStation is King.  Long live the King.  

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2 minutes ago, Beerfish said:

Can we have a televised debate between the two of you?

I already know what my first talking point would be!

The problem we have is trees are igniting far too easily.  I'm planting a billion less flammable trees as we speak.  It's going to be terrific, it really is.

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58 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

@T0mShane made a massive mistake declaring me a "Co-Captain" for 2020 with the abdication of @Jet_Engine1.  

My first move as Co-Captain is to name my fellow Co-Captain, @HessStation, King of JN, with no end date for his rule, and relinquishing my useless title of Co-Captain.  I have also dissolved Tom's do-nothing committee.  

@HessStation is King.  Long live the King.  

I now advocate that @Jetsfan80 since relinquishing his title as Co-Captain, now be retained as Chief Bottle Washer since the title he truly deserves is not mentionable on this website 😁 

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12 minutes ago, 68JET11 said:

I now advocate that @Jetsfan80 since relinquishing his title as Co-Captain, now be retained as Chief Bottle Washer since the title he truly deserves is not mentionable on this website 😁 

I've already accepted a role in Hess' kingdom as food tester.

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If he's a King, can we then have an Order of the JetsNation Empire (OJNE) and start Knighting gudposters?

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22 minutes ago, Warfish said:

If he's a King, can we then have an Order of the JetsNation Empire (OJNE) and start Knighting gudposters?

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@HessStation?

Your people have questions.

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28 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

I've already accepted a role in Hess' kingdom as food tester.

Wow. Did you have to fight @The Crusher for that role?

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29 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

I've already accepted a role in Hess' kingdom as food tester.

damm... I want that role also... Well depending on who's making the food lol...

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42 minutes ago, 68JET11 said:

I now advocate that @Jetsfan80 since relinquishing his title as Co-Captain, now be retained as Chief Bottle Washer since the title he truly deserves is not mentionable on this website 😁 

We used to be able to say it before Max started kowtowing to the advertisers. 

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1 hour ago, T0mShane said:

There will be consequences. 

What does Stalin, Mussolini, Pol Pot, King Leopold, and HessStation all have in common...

 

5 minutes ago, HessStation said:

I need mod powers so I can start banning people potentially everyone @Maxman k thx bi 

just wait and see...

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6 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

Wow. Did you have to fight @The Crusher for that role?

 

6 minutes ago, 68JET11 said:

damm... I want that role also... Well depending on who's making the food lol...

 

I wouldn't be jealous of this duty.  @BrickTamland is making the food, and he loves a good bloodbath.

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2 minutes ago, HessStation said:

What does Stalin, Mussolini, Pol Pot, King Leopold, and HessStation all have in common...

If this group of people + Pac were put in a room, and as I entered the room I was handed a gun with 3 bullets, I'd shoot Pac 3 times?

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1 hour ago, Jetsfan80 said:

@T0mShane made a massive mistake declaring me a "Co-Captain" for 2020 with the abdication of @Jet_Engine1.  

 

whoa, this happened?  hahahaha Shane errr I mean, the committee is terrible at this job.

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1 hour ago, Jetsfan80 said:

My first move as Co-Captain is to name my fellow Co-Captain, @HessStation, King of JN, with no end date for his rule, and relinquishing my useless title of Co-Captain.  I have also dissolved Tom's do-nothing committee.  

@HessStation is King.  Long live the King.  

Look at you, impressive.

HessStation is my 2nd favorite poster on the board.  So I'm down with this.  Plus, he's super duper hot. 

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Just now, JiF said:

whoa, this happened?  hahahaha Shane errr I mean, the committee is terrible at this job.

100 % the worst.  But I dissolved it and now Hess is in charge for the remainder of his lifetime.  

Long live the King!

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Didn’t Hess quit the board for a year because it’s too tough to be a Jets fan?

 

2020

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3 minutes ago, Larz said:

Didn’t Hess quit the board for a year because it’s too tough to be a Jets fan?

 

2020

Yet he returned, reluctantly.  And this makes him the perfect King.  The apathy.  

Jealousy is a wasted emotion, Larz.  Hess' reign as king will shine and be remembered forever.  Your mediocre time as captain will be forgotten by history.  

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1 minute ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Yet he returned, reluctantly.  And this makes him the perfect King.  The apathy.  

Jealousy is a wasted emotion, Larz.  Hess' reign as king will shine and be remembered forever.  Your mediocre time as captain will be forgotten by history.  

I’m so triggered. Stop   
 

Let’s see him start game threads at 12:00 and uphold Max’s wishes of not hoping for losses 

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3 minutes ago, Larz said:

I’m so triggered. Stop   
 

Let’s see him start game threads at 12:00 and uphold Max’s wishes of not hoping for losses 

 

He will post pro-Titans threads instead of game threads and there will be 2 things you can do about it:  1) Nothing, and 2) Like it.  

This is Hess' board now.  Captaincy rules no longer apply.

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2 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

@T0mShane made a massive mistake declaring me a "Co-Captain" for 2020 with the abdication of @Jet_Engine1.  

My first move as Co-Captain is to name my fellow Co-Captain, @HessStation, King of JN, with no end date for his rule, and relinquishing my useless title of Co-Captain.  I have also dissolved Tom's do-nothing committee.  

@HessStation is King.  Long live the King.  

What happened to jet engine?

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8 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

 

He will post pro-Titans threads instead of game threads and there will be 2 things you can do about it:  1) Nothing, and 2) Like it.  

This is Hess' board now.  Captaincy rules no longer apply.

3) watch max knock your dick in the dirt 😂

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