Green Ghost Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 I don’t think the “weaponzz” thing is valid anymore, but I’m sure plenty of you will be using rust and the OL as excuses for Zach looking as bad as he did last season on Sunday against the Steelers. As the title says, let’s save everyone some time and mention any other excuses we can use after he sh*ts the bed again. 4 16 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jetsfan80 Posted September 28, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2022 LaFleur didn't call the good plays He was running for his life out there No one could succeed under these circumstances 1 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Spoot-Face Posted September 28, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2022 The haterz didn't believe hard enough 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Green Ghost Posted September 28, 2022 Author Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2022 I’m going with ”I give him credit for going out there when he was only 107%” 1 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post More Cowbell Posted September 28, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2022 Zach needs time. Zach was running for his life the whole game Zach's knee is still hurting him Davis dropped a pass Zach was busying trolling for Milfs Saturday and was worn out 1 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 Also if we get blown out don't be surprised if you get this one: "It was a blowout, what did you want Wilson to do? The defense is supposed to help HIM out." Meanwhile these same "real fans" ripped on Flacco for "padding" his stats in "garbage time". You know this one is coming because people did it last year, too. Josh Johnson's game against Indy was all "garbage time", but there was no expectation for Wilson to produce with the Jets trailing in a blowout. Fun times ahead, y'all. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The Crusher Posted September 28, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2022 I'll just drop this here and lock the thread. On 9/25/2022 at 5:50 PM, jgb said: Copyright infringement cease and desist letter incoming 2 1 3 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Ghost Posted September 28, 2022 Author Share Posted September 28, 2022 2 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: LaFleur didn't call the good plays He was running for his life out there No one could succeed under these circumstances 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Ghost Posted September 28, 2022 Author Share Posted September 28, 2022 1 minute ago, The Crusher said: I'll just drop this here and lock the thread. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedBeardedSavage Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 The only reasonable excuse is when Connor McDermitt gets smoked immediately upon the snap. Everything else is bunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 He ran out of condoms. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Ghost Posted September 28, 2022 Author Share Posted September 28, 2022 He’s not here to pick us up. We promised to pick him up, and we didn’t. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 Just now, RedBeardedSavage said: The only reasonable excuse is when Connor McDermitt gets smoked immediately upon the snap. Everything else is bunk. Zach Wilson loves immediately leaving the pocket and scrambling to the right, so he'll feel right at home on Sunday. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 2 minutes ago, The Crusher said: He ran out of condoms. Strictly optional with the post-menopausal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Ghost Posted September 28, 2022 Author Share Posted September 28, 2022 Just now, Jetsfan80 said: Zach Wilson loves immediately leaving the pocket and scrambling to the right, so he'll feel right at home on Sunday. You were made for this thread 80. I knew you’d be all over it like white on rice! ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 1 minute ago, Green Ghost said: He’s not here to pick us up. We promised to pick him up, and we didn’t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Green Ghost Posted September 28, 2022 Author Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2022 This thread turning into a gathering of the diseased… 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post southparkcpa Posted September 28, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2022 5 minutes ago, The Crusher said: He ran out of condoms. Have him call me.. I still have the unused one from high school I never had a chance yo use. Wasn't my fault though... I had no weaponzzzzz. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 Just now, southparkcpa said: Have him call me.. I still have the unused one from high school I never had a chance yo use. Wasn't my fault though... I had no weaponzzzzz. Please you are a Safeway plastic bag kinda dude 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Barry McCockinner Posted September 28, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2022 oh fun! and if Zach plays well Zach was lucky to face the Steelers JV team with Watt & Fitzpatrick out. Take away the two long TD's on broken plays and he was only 8/12 for 150 and an INT! If Trubisky didn't run out of bounds the Jets would have never had an opportunity! Hero ball is not sustainable, this guy will be out with another injury before week 10. Too many passes to Conklin, teams are going to take that away. 7 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE BARON Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 17 minutes ago, Green Ghost said: I don’t think the “weaponzz” thing is valid anymore, but I’m sure plenty of you will be using rust and the OL as excuses for Zach looking as bad as he did last season on Sunday against the Steelers. As the title says, let’s save everyone some time and mention any other excuses we can use after he sh*ts the bed again. Give the guy a break. He was out servicing that milf all night. He needs a few days to recover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 1 minute ago, Barry McCockinner said: oh fun! and if Zach plays well Zach was lucky to face the Steelers JV team with Watt & Fitzpatrick out. Take away the two long TD's on broken plays and he was only 8/12 for 150 and an INT! If Trubisky didn't run out of bounds the Jets would have never had an opportunity! Hero ball is not sustainable, this guy will be out with another injury before week 10. What qualifies as him playing well? Can we have some numbers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SickJetFan Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 12 minutes ago, RedBeardedSavage said: The only reasonable excuse is when Connor McDermitt gets smoked immediately upon the snap. Everything else is bunk. and Laken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal N of Provo Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 9 minutes ago, Green Ghost said: This thread turning into a gathering of the diseased… Well, the first step is recognizing it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Ghost Posted September 28, 2022 Author Share Posted September 28, 2022 2 minutes ago, Hal N of Provo said: Well, the first step is recognizing it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post freestater Posted September 28, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2022 @JiFapono 1 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 9 minutes ago, jgb said: What qualifies as him playing well? Can we have some numbers? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gastineau Lives Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 What a piece of sh*t thread. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 1 minute ago, Barry McCockinner said: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenFish Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 11 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said: oh fun! and if Zach plays well Zach was lucky to face the Steelers JV team with Watt & Fitzpatrick out. Take away the two long TD's on broken plays and he was only 8/12 for 150 and an INT! If Trubisky didn't run out of bounds the Jets would have never had an opportunity! Hero ball is not sustainable, this guy will be out with another injury before week 10. Too many passes to Conklin, teams are going to take that away. - It was only one game, let’s see him do it again - the WRs caught the ball and bailed him out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 1 minute ago, GreenFish said: - It was only one game, let’s see him do it again - the WRs caught the ball and bailed him out He should have thrown 3 INTs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claymation Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 32 minutes ago, Green Ghost said: I don’t think the “weaponzz” thing is valid anymore, but I’m sure plenty of you will be using rust and the OL as excuses for Zach looking as bad as he did last season on Sunday against the Steelers. As the title says, let’s save everyone some time and mention any other excuses we can use after he sh*ts the bed again. So your complaint isn't about the players but the people who root for them, really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FootballLove Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 refs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 3 minutes ago, GreenFish said: - It was only one game, let’s see him do it again Not only fair but rational. 3 minutes ago, GreenFish said: - the WRs caught the ball and bailed him out Satire has to at least contain some kernel of the original to be effective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Green Ghost Posted September 28, 2022 Author Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2022 3 minutes ago, Gastineau Lives said: What a piece of sh*t thread. Let’s make it better…. 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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