SAR I Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 17 minutes ago, Apache 51 said: Back in the E-46, the fourth generation 3 series days and on 5,X5, 7's and M's it was the matching, or lack there of, all the Burl Wood etc.interior trim and grain. After the E30 BMW pretty much went to plastic hence relatively junk. BMW's were all about quality, performance and special back then, now almost everyone drives one, least in my neck of the woods. Anyone can go into a BMW dealer and get the $299 a month 3 Series stripper with vinyl seats, no infotainment, no handling options, no luxury options. BMW (and Mercedes) aren't Lexus (Toyota) Acura (Honda) Infiniti (Nissan) who have two different brands to differentiate their luxury cars from their base cars. As such, BMW (and Mercedes) have to use the luxury brand, strip it, and hit a competitive pricepoint. So not all 3 Series are alike. You can get a "my daughter has one" $299 grocery getter or you can step up and get the proper configuration, a $600 per month luxury sports sedan. The $600 version has real leather, real wood, soft-touch passenger surfaces, dual-pane glass, LED headlights, widescreen retina navigation, lowered profiles, adaptive suspensions, etc. SAR I 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 @SAR I are you by any chance a BMW salesman? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache 51 Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 16 minutes ago, joewilly12 said: @SAR I are you by any chance a BMW salesman? I used to love to run the snot out of them and tinker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted September 29, 2019 Author Share Posted September 29, 2019 Let's stay on topic enough with this other stuff. Tom doesn't want to do the YouTube show. Would have been great. If anyone else is interested email a short video to forums@jetnation.com. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GATA Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 On 9/27/2019 at 5:33 PM, Miss Lonelyhearts said: #callherdaddy I mean I don't mind ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gastineau Lives Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 18 hours ago, SAR I said: Anyone can go into a BMW dealer and get the $299 a month 3 Series stripper with vinyl seats, no infotainment, no handling options, no luxury options. BMW (and Mercedes) aren't Lexus (Toyota) Acura (Honda) Infiniti (Nissan) who have two different brands to differentiate their luxury cars from their base cars. As such, BMW (and Mercedes) have to use the luxury brand, strip it, and hit a competitive pricepoint. So not all 3 Series are alike. You can get a "my daughter has one" $299 grocery getter or you can step up and get the proper configuration, a $600 per month luxury sports sedan. The $600 version has real leather, real wood, soft-touch passenger surfaces, dual-pane glass, LED headlights, widescreen retina navigation, lowered profiles, adaptive suspensions, etc. SAR I This is satire, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 So I took some Tylenol-3 last night for a broken toe and had this lucid dream where I was in a theater with Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams watching The Joker and we were all spooked by Joaquin Phoenix’s mental health, so much so that we felt compelled to leave but we couldn’t because none of us had the money to buy another ticket if we wanted to see the end. Plenty of obvious points of intersection where this scenario and my subconscious bang, but I think it’s ultimately telling me I should seek out and marry Michelle Williams(?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dierking Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 49 minutes ago, T0mShane said: So I took some Tylenol-3 last night for a broken toe and had this lucid dream where I was in a theater with Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams watching The Joker and we were all spooked by Joaquin Phoenix’s mental health, so much so that we felt compelled to leave but we couldn’t because none of us had the money to buy another ticket if we wanted to see the end. Plenty of obvious points of intersection where this scenario and my subconscious bang, but I think it’s ultimately telling me I should seek out and marry Michelle Williams(?) Or, an unending need to continue to slip your personal problems onto a football message board, further supporting the diagnosis of delusions of grandeur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 4 minutes ago, Scott Dierking said: Or, an unending need to continue to slip your personal problems onto a football message board, further supporting the diagnosis of delusions of grandeur. Were you the middle child, by chance? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dierking Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 1 minute ago, T0mShane said: Were you the middle child, by chance? Youngest of two actually. Tell me more about your toe. Was this hurt chasing demons? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Lonelyhearts Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 1 hour ago, T0mShane said: So I took some Tylenol-3 last night for a broken toe and had this lucid dream where I was in a theater with Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams watching The Joker and we were all spooked by Joaquin Phoenix’s mental health, so much so that we felt compelled to leave but we couldn’t because none of us had the money to buy another ticket if we wanted to see the end. Plenty of obvious points of intersection where this scenario and my subconscious bang, but I think it’s ultimately telling me I should seek out and marry Michelle Williams(?) Still better than Brokeback. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 6 minutes ago, Scott Dierking said: Youngest of two actually. I’m not buying this. Sorry. I’m going to need to see some documentation, Peter Brady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dierking Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 1 minute ago, T0mShane said: I’m not buying this. Sorry. I’m going to need to see some documentation, Peter Brady. I consider myself to be more of a Jan. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 On 9/25/2019 at 5:49 PM, Paradis said: Good times at orchid park. The best time any Jets fan ever had at a Jets game. On 9/25/2019 at 7:14 PM, Beerfish said: Don't ask me why I am on my hands and knees.....don't ask me why I am on my hands and knees with a crab..... ? Crabs: Darnold's second favorite STD. On 9/25/2019 at 8:04 PM, Ohhthepain said: I think Tom Shane is extremely uncomfortable and wants this thread to go away He revels in the attention On 9/25/2019 at 9:50 PM, batman10023 said: you must be rich No but he sure plays a mean pinball On 9/25/2019 at 10:51 PM, sourceworx said: Since you're all showing your ugly mugs, I guess I'll show mine. #IStandWithT0mShane Doth I perceive mistletoe over her head? Where you at man? On 9/26/2019 at 12:09 AM, T0mShane said: Ah. My apologiesmarry me plz Hashtag me three On 9/26/2019 at 1:03 AM, Patriot Killa said: This is craaaaazy! I never knew this. I think SouthernJet and @jgb are son and father too? Correct On 9/26/2019 at 5:43 AM, Greenseed4 said: #idrinkwithT0m In a coffin. #JetsFandom On 9/26/2019 at 5:50 PM, batman10023 said: son looks like he's been kidnapped and tortured by attending a game last year The plane on your shirt is aiming the wrong way 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The Crusher Posted October 4, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 4, 2019 5 minutes ago, jgb said: The best time any Jets fan ever had at a Jets game. Crabs: Darnold's second favorite STD. He revels in the attention No but he sure plays a mean pinball Doth I perceive mistletoe over her head? Where you at man? Hashtag me three Correct In a coffin. #JetsFandom The plane on your shirt is aiming the wrong way Plane? Thought it was a uhh, nevermind. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 On 9/26/2019 at 7:24 PM, T0mShane said: I wouldn’t kick him out of bread for eating crackers that’s for sure What if he's wearing an Adams jersey while eating biscuits? On 9/26/2019 at 7:35 PM, Maxman said: So if you are going to keep posting this stuff we are going to need you to post more often. Check your email, we are sending over a long term contract with a signing bonus. Just have Macc write it up so you don't have a lot of dead money if you need to part ways after year 2. On 9/26/2019 at 7:50 PM, Maxman said: So it sounds like Tom is definitely out (for the show that is). Is anyone else interested in doing a weekly video for the site? We need you to record yourself and bring the hot take. We have a producer who will clean the video up and put in the intro and closing. He is professional and really good. If you are interested email me a short sample to forums@jetnation.com No offense but please only send something if you are serious. I know we can build this up our YouTube has over 1,000 subscribers and our Facebook page has about 20,000 likes. add the blog and forums in and we will get views. But only send something if you are in this for the long haul please. Thanks. I nominate @SAR I. Here's a preview: On 9/27/2019 at 12:40 AM, Integrity28 said: 1st kid: awake 6 times a night from 3 mos - 13 mos 2nd kid: sleeps thru night since 6 mos There is no rhyme or reason. When you do a double shot of Jack before bed and put in ear plugs, all kids sleep through the night. On 9/27/2019 at 4:11 AM, Paradis said: Not really, lol Truthfully that's going back almost 15 years. I'm 40 now, and even more of a pain in the ass If you're going to shave your legs, why stop at the ankles? On 9/27/2019 at 11:01 PM, T0mShane said: You’ve always been a top contender with The Committee. While we don’t reveal details of the deliberation process, I can tell you that what’s keeping you out of The Big Chair is that the Jets have been bad. I won’t go any further than that. He is too accurate in predicting the Jets (mis)fortune to ever be captain. On 9/29/2019 at 4:27 PM, SAR I said: PSL owners lease their BMW's so we never have concerns such as this. Our biggest beef is whether or not the stitching on the leather matches the cocoa mats. SAR I Real BMW fans buy. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Finally caught up in this great thread. Nice work. Edit: was going to #standwithtom but don't want to break the internet 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
14 in Green Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 19 minutes ago, jgb said: Finally caught up in this great thread. Nice work. Edit: was going to #standwithtom but don't want to break the internet Do it. Just don't let your daughter pick the photo, lol. It's all about them when they do... @RobR I showed her what you did. It made her week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobR Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 22 minutes ago, 14 in Green said: Do it. Just don't let your daughter pick the photo, lol. It's all about them when they do... @RobR I showed her what you did. It made her week. You're welcome. It was a great movie and you definitely look the part. I could have used this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobR Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 52 minutes ago, jgb said: What if he's wearing an Adams jersey while eating biscuits? Just have Macc write it up so you don't have a lot of dead money if you need to part ways after year 2. I nominate @SAR I. Here's a preview: When you do a double shot of Jack before bed and put in ear plugs, all kids sleep through the night. If you're going to shave your legs, why stop at the ankles? He is too accurate in predicting the Jets (mis)fortune to ever be captain. Real BMW fans buy. That video was priceless and I'm still laughing because I remember those shows. Don't know how you found it but props. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiffany980 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 On 9/24/2019 at 8:18 PM, Patriot Killa said: I think if we ever saw what Tom Shane looks like in real life... it would ruin everything. Well, why not? He makes me laugh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 On 9/30/2019 at 7:20 AM, T0mShane said: So I took some Tylenol-3 last night for a broken toe and had this lucid dream where I was in a theater with Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams watching The Joker and we were all spooked by Joaquin Phoenix’s mental health, so much so that we felt compelled to leave but we couldn’t because none of us had the money to buy another ticket if we wanted to see the end. Plenty of obvious points of intersection where this scenario and my subconscious bang, but I think it’s ultimately telling me I should seek out and marry Michelle Williams(?) You’re trying too hard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUM-KNEE Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 On 9/25/2019 at 3:06 PM, GATA said: Naw Kelly's many swedish pictures has me beat for sure No way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prime21 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 @T0mShane if he ever runs into the Prez 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 10 hours ago, Integrity28 said: You’re trying too hard. And still failing ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 On 9/27/2019 at 7:29 PM, joewilly12 said: So @T0mShane as VP do I get a JetNation t-shirt you have the pull how about it buddy. If you want me to appear on the YouTube show need something for my time. I think they may have some magnets... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUM-KNEE Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 1 hour ago, #27TheDominator said: I think they may have some magnets... Jetnation nipple rings maybe? I would wear them with pride, just sayin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 11 hours ago, Integrity28 said: You’re trying too hard. 1 hour ago, CTM said: And still failing ... Excuse me. The webmaster of the largest Jets fan message board on the internet started a thread advertising a non-existent web show starring me and it became The Thread Of The Summer. Hate all you want, but the metrics is the metrics 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted October 4, 2019 Author Share Posted October 4, 2019 14 minutes ago, T0mShane said: Excuse me. The webmaster of the largest Jets fan message board on the internet started a thread advertising a non-existent web show starring me and it became The Thread Of The Summer. Hate all you want, but the metrics is the metrics So true Tom. I really can't wait until your first show drops on Monday. On site in Philadelphia Sunday getting footage. I hope the hotel accommodations are nice, have a great time and thanks again for agreeing to do this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 23 minutes ago, T0mShane said: Excuse me. The webmaster of the largest Jets fan message board on the internet started a thread advertising a non-existent web show starring me and it became The Thread Of The Summer. Hate all you want, but the metrics is the metrics I have it on good authority that this will be a laughing at you, not with you, thing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 1 hour ago, #27TheDominator said: I think they may have some magnets... NG they will stick to my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 39 minutes ago, Maxman said: So true Tom. I really can't wait until your first show drops on Monday. On site in Philadelphia Sunday getting footage. I hope the hotel accommodations are nice, have a great time and thanks again for agreeing to do this. I will do us proud, Phillip 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 33 minutes ago, CTM said: I have it on good authority that this will be a laughing at you, not with you, thing Tomato/tomato 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted October 4, 2019 Author Share Posted October 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, T0mShane said: I will do us proud, Phillip Try not to trash the room this time. That's my personal credit card on file. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 10 minutes ago, Maxman said: Try not to trash the room this time. That's my personal credit card on file. Simply unconscionable to make this fact known to me, and you deserve what’s coming to you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.