Popular Post Spoot-Face Posted October 21, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 21, 2019 Happy Birthday to easily one of my top 3 favorite posters, @Sperm Edwards! If I had half the mind that Sperm does, I'd write out a 7 paragraph long post about the history of the birthday celebration starting from it's rough inception by the early Egyptians, up to the present day when Mike Maccagnan was finally exposed as the fraud GM that he is, but I don't have time, nor the patience, for that. So, here's a picture of a sperm cake. P.S. I was gonna post this last night when I saw his name on the birthday list, but I thought that a someone of Sperm's prestige deserved a more esteemed poster to start this thread. But, here it is, his birthday more than half gone, and I am absolutely disgusted that no one else has stepped up to bat. For shame, JetNation. For shame. Especially you, @T0mShane 4 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Sperm cake? Only @Spoot-Face is familiar with those. HAPPY BIRTHDAY @Sperm Edwards Heres a real cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Delicious sperm cake for all!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted October 21, 2019 Author Share Posted October 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, Creepy Lurker said: Delicious sperm cake for all!!! A double order for joewilly12, but hold the cake. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freestater Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Happy birthday, Sperm. Still one of the greatest posts in JN history... On 1/26/2018 at 9:16 AM, Sperm Edwards said: lol Don't confuse your lowly experiences in NYC, getting manhandled by Steelers fans (allegedly), with those of rich celebrities. Of all things to crap on NYC, you crap on the restaurants? Nobody goes to Applebees in Times Square except midwest tourist families relieved to find something familiar-looking. Sh*t, nobody goes to Times Square outright except tourists, unless you're seeing a show or are passing through it because some cabbie decides to take you that way after you told him 3 times to not go through ****ing Times Square on a Friday or Saturday night because it can take 5-15 minutes to drive almost every ****ing block, so you're late and then your girlfriend who's already been there for 45 minutes because she lives 2 blocks away and that's why she picked this bar again in the first place, rags at you as you take your coat off about how you're always late and how supposedly embarrassed she is in front of her 3 stupid c*nt friends who can't get non-abusive men themselves, so for 3 months they've each been nonstop whispering in her ear what a sh*t you are and how she could totally do better even though everyone knows there's no way, so then they pile on as well so you tell those fatass sows to butt out, then it escalates to the point the bouncer feels he has to step in and instantly takes her side because now it's 1 cute angry girl and her 3 c*nt friends yelling at one guy and to make it look like he's a good guy rescuing them in hopes one of them blows him in the mens room, he and 2 other of his goon buddies grab you and throw you out in the cold before you can even grab your coat, and not only doesn't she step in to say that it's ok you're her boyfriend, she doesn't even come out to bring your coat to you and won't pick up her goddamn cell, so you're standing outside for a good 10 minutes in the cold and wind and sleet before you finally come to the realization that this bitch is seriously going to let you freeze out there, so now you have to find a cab to take you home fast so you don't freaking die, and he takes you back uptown through ****ing Times Square. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Short this time, HBD ? ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurnleyJet Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Happy Birthday to one of our most cerebral posters/mods. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Oh, many happy returns to one of the original pseudo-inty-lectials! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prime21 Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Happy Birthday Green Brother! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Happy Birthday Sir Sperm-a-lot! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 18 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: A double order for joewilly12, but hold the cake. No thanks you can have mine. Ewwwwwww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Happy birthday to the one and only poster who will ever make me seem slightly less long-winded by comparison. I mean, isn't Sperm just the best?!? Wait................ ah, whatever, it's still true. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Happy B-day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Happy birthday Sperm! May you forever be feared whenever the notification arrives saying "Sperm Edwards has quoted your post". 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenwichjetfan Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 I'll reserve the "happy" part for after the game. For now, congrats on making it to another anniversary of your first breath. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItsTheSameOldJets Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Have a good birthday wishing on a big NYJ team win tonight!! Enjoy the hell out of the rest of the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freestater Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Here, were wishing this guy all the best blah blah blah....his mom did all the work on this day... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 2 hours ago, greenwichjetfan said: I'll reserve the "happy" part for after the game. For now, congrats on making it to another anniversary of your first breath. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gooch Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Brown Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Happy Birthday!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
playtowinthegame Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Hello! Happy Birthday dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUM-KNEE Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Happy Birthday Spermy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireTheJohnsons Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Happy birthday, you son of a bitch. Look what you did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Thanks, everyone. I decided to get out last night and watch the Jets instead of staying home and posting during the game. Because I’m an idiot. Meh, at least I got sympathy sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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