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4 hours ago, pdxgreen said:

Adam Gase convinced Toblerone to put bigger gaps in their chocolate bars to save on expenses.  He also thinks that Black Sabbath's album "Forbidden" is the greatest rock album of all time.  He asks for three times as many ranch packets as he needs at Carl's Jr by telling them his family "forgot to get theirs."  He is responsible for all the holes in the American Health Care system.   How he can live with himself is beyond me.

Black Sabbath's best is either "Paranoid" or "Heaven and Hell". But "Quadraphenia" is the greatest rock album ever. 

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2 hours ago, kevinc855 said:

Adam Gase left Santa milk.....laced with arsenic 

Adam Gase told his kids when they each turned  3 Santa was bvllsheet, life is hard and nobody gives a f__ about you. Also wear clean underwear in case you get hit by a bus. 

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23 minutes ago, Bugg said:

Black Sabbath's best is either "Paranoid" or "Heaven and Hell". But "Quadraphenia" is the greatest rock album ever. 

I'd pick "Who's Next" and "The Who Sell Out" over it.  "The Real Me" and "Love Reign O'er Me" are great songs though.  Epic stuff.  That scene where Phil Daniels realizes his childhood is over and drives the scooter off the cliff.  Amazing.  I sometimes forget how much a genius Townseend is.  Talk about generational songwriter.

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Of course by now you know that Gase was the guy on the grassy knoll ...

he also accidently killed the surviving Roswell alien at Area 51 ...

… he convinced Grant to trade Seaver

… gave false intel to Custer at Little Bighorn (mistaking thought the attack was a Big Littlehorn)

… pointed out to Paul McCarthy what a PIA Yoko was resulting in the breakup of the Beatles ...

… convinced Chevrolet that the Vega was good idea

… gave acting lessons to Nicholas Cage

… advised that taking out student loans was a good financial decision

,,, told Shelly Long to quit Cheers

… was Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with the pipe

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2 hours ago, The Crimson King said:

Of course by now you know that Gase was the guy on the grassy knoll ...

he also accidently killed the surviving Roswell alien at Area 51 ...

… he convinced Grant to trade Seaver

… gave false intel to Custer at Little Bighorn (mistaking thought the attack was a Big Littlehorn)

… pointed out to Paul McCarthy what a PIA Yoko was resulting in the breakup of the Beatles ...

… convinced Chevrolet that the Vega was good idea

… gave acting lessons to Nicholas Cage

… advised that taking out student loans was a good financial decision

,,, told Shelly Long to quit Cheers

… was Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with the pipe

My parents had a vega, i think I learned to drive on that car.  ?

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2 hours ago, The Crimson King said:

Of course by now you know that Gase was the guy on the grassy knoll ...

he also accidently killed the surviving Roswell alien at Area 51 ...

… he convinced Grant to trade Seaver

… gave false intel to Custer at Little Bighorn (mistaking thought the attack was a Big Littlehorn)

… pointed out to Paul McCarthy what a PIA Yoko was resulting in the breakup of the Beatles ...

… convinced Chevrolet that the Vega was good idea

… gave acting lessons to Nicholas Cage

… advised that taking out student loans was a good financial decision

,,, told Shelly Long to quit Cheers

… was Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with the pipe

..Helped Francis hide Pee Wee's bike at the Alamo...

in the basement.

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8 hours ago, The Crimson King said:

Of course by now you know that Gase was the guy on the grassy knoll ...

he also accidently killed the surviving Roswell alien at Area 51 ...

… he convinced Grant to trade Seaver

… gave false intel to Custer at Little Bighorn (mistaking thought the attack was a Big Littlehorn)

… pointed out to Paul McCarthy what a PIA Yoko was resulting in the breakup of the Beatles ...

… convinced Chevrolet that the Vega was good idea

gave acting lessons to Nicholas Cage

… advised that taking out student loans was a good financial decision

,,, told Shelly Long to quit Cheers

… was Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with the pipe

I dunno about that one..

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