faba Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Let he who has not jerked off in his car cast the first stone. Must be a Putnam County thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisYearsModel Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Waxing carrots with vaseline? Synthetic pot? This guy continues to make bad decisions in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Waxing carrots with vaseline? Synthetic pot? This guy continues to make bad decisions in life. Totally agree. Smoke real weed and use apple conditioner that way you pubes are soft and applely fresh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SickJetFan Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Totally agree. Smoke real weed and use apple conditioner that way you pubes are soft and applely fresh. yeah and save the vaseline for the dildo....oh wait...this is wrong forum...forget i said that....carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 When he shot his load did he hit the Target sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Can we unsee this? LET US NEVER SPEAK OF THIS EVER AGAIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Thanks Idizk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Taking stick-em to a whole new level Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM28 Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Re-sign this beast. Great hands, obviously. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 interesting factoid. Mr Happy and the Funky Monkey was the original name of Marky Marks crew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobraVerde Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 A plastic bag with mr. Happy written on it.... And Vaseline.... Wtf man... Wtf... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 I don't see what the big deal is. This women rolled up on him while he was changing into a warmer pair of sweatpants, it was cold out. The synthetic weed was a bad idea, Boston Market was worse but the NFL doesn't test for it so whatever and the vaseline was probably for his ashy elbows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 interesting factoid. Mr Happy and the Funky Monkey was the original name of Marky Marks crew. More telling fact: Pac committed to memory the name of Marky Marks crew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 They should have charged him with Carjacking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 They should have charged him with Carjacking. Lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 More telling fact: Pac committed to memory the name of Marky Marks crew I guess I should have included a dancing banana so you didn't think I was being serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Looks like REX has his perfect candidate for TEAM CAPTAIN. Now if they sign the other misfits or re-do their contracts, his captains list for this year should look like this: 1. Kellin Winslow (smokes cheap weed and beats himself in public) 2. Antonio Cromartie (15 kids and counting) 3. Santonio Holmes (quits on his team like a smoker on Chantix) 4. Mark Sanchez (wears ghey headbands, and has his tattoo on his coach) Wow, I think they'd be better off mentoring guys from Attica, than Metlife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 I guess I should have included a dancing banana so you didn't think I was being serious. Definitely need to include emoticons, otherwise people will in fact think you are serious... about everything... that you say... ever... on the interwebz... no matter how over-the-top... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Definitely need to include emoticons, otherwise people will in fact think you are serious... about everything... that you say... ever... on the interwebz... no matter how over-the-top... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleckineau Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 I know if I'm Kellen Sr. I'm kickin myself for giving this clown my good name. Kellen Jr voted to All Pro slap dick team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 I went to Madison High School (where Winslow lives) and my home address was Morristown (where he was charged). Ugh. You're not trying to lead us to believe that's where the similarities end, are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 when I was 17 I was on a job site and mrs. super mega hot in a bikini teased all the workers and and she had DDD's so I did a winslow lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 I guess I should have included a dancing banana so you didn't think I was being serious. It wouldn't necessarily be a bad idea, if I'm left to guess on my own I'd expect dancing bananas after most of the things you say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 It wouldn't necessarily be a bad idea, if I'm left to guess on my own I'd expect dancing bananas after most of the things you say As you should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 I used to think being an NFL player was sorta cool Vaseline in the SUV ? lame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 well, do we resign him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 well, do we resign him? Depends. Is he getting jail, suspended, FA TEs, draft, etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Il Mostro Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 well, do we resign him? Hell no. He is physically unreliable, pouts when he does not get burn and now he's the effin' Jerk Off King of the tri-state area. Draft two TE's and sign a vet or keep Cumberland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 One part of this nobody's mentioned. I thought Jersey was part of the New York area. When I grew up in New York, when we parked a car in a lot and got out we didn't go over and start up conversations with the next car. What the hell is up with the lady who reported him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpartanJet Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 If he had got caught with some foot related sexual fetish you get rewarded with a contract, not public masturbation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artemusclyde Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Damn, first Rex and his foot fetish, Goodson and his guns, Geno and his dick picks, and now this. What is going on in that locker room? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro55 Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 The circus continues with Geno being kicked off or walking off a plane for his headphones and Winslow in a target parking lot. WTF. The Seahawks players get busted for PEDs and are one of the better teams in the NFL, the Jets get busted for just being stupid and stink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 The funniest part of this story is that neither "Mr. Happy" nor "Funky Monkey" are euphemisms Winslow uses for his junk. how would you know this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4jets Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 People in Madison just don't do this. They just don't. Apparently they do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Jesus you guys are making a big deal out of this. It's not like he was parked at a day care. He was waxing his weasel in the privacy of his own vehicle. The lady should of minded her own business. The fake weed and Vaseline are the real issue. Who the **** smokes that crap with all the good weed out there and who wants Vaseline filled pubes all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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