T0mShane Posted October 8, 2014 Author Share Posted October 8, 2014 x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 There once was a coach who was bloated The first 2 years his team floated He then lost the pounds His team just went down The Giant fans just laughed and gloated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlife33 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 2014 was filled with optimism until Idzik didn't spend. Geno regressed if that's even possible,for he and Rex this is the end. Now all we can do is think about what could be. The truth is we've all been ****ed by a Woody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gastineau Lives Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 There once was a man named Tom Shane On Rex he put all of the blame Whether he's right or he's wrong is not the point of my song He's a douchebag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CotcheryifyouCan Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 the jets suck more cock then a whore the offensive is a pitful bore there is no hope the owner is a dope rex is about to be shownt the door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deucebag Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 There once was a quarterback named Smith Who was out to prove his talent was no myth But Sunday after Sunday the losses Led to the firings of his bosses And Geno ended up on the street drinking a fifth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deucebag Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 There once was a man named Rex Who tried heartedly to rid the Jets of the Hex However his bravado soon grew To kissing the rings of the shrew And his title of head coach now begins with an Ex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gastineau Lives Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 You do know that you need more than words that rhyme to make a limerick, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Tom once was funny Rex once had a big fat tummy Now his Jets team just play crummy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gastineau Lives Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Some poor lad just won himself tickets In the stadium he will hear crickets With each Manning TD he will scream "Woe is me!" And Tom Shane is still an a$$hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishooked Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 There once was an owner named Woody Who hired a coach who loved teh footy He lost a lot of weight Haters gonna hate **** this sh*t, this team plays like doody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gastineau Lives Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Oh Sullivan you are such a jinx The podcast, you know really stinks Without Shane and Berk doing their work It's just two guys left pulling their dinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 There once was a lad named Tom Shane Messageboards are his claim to fame He looks like Modine He doesn't like this team A Steelers fan made him look lame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Tom Shane is not a real fan Maybe he should be banned Scout.com is where he should land Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Shane has a penis that's teeny Some call him a big old meany He shops at Baby Gap At tranny porn he likes to fap His Eskimo brother is Cimini Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 also, don't be a creep. T0m was a bit of a creep Into Kay gee's window he peeped She pulled out a gun T0m started to run But the cops got all of the prizes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 There once was a GM named Idzik.... yea....I got nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 What the **** is a limerick? It's a sh*thole. People living in Ebola hit areas consider themselves blessed they don't live in Limerick. Why nobody's nuked it yet, I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 The Jets ******* blow They score less than other Rob Lowe The coach should quit The owner is sh*t Honestly I just don't know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Since I did an ode to Pac already, here's one for one of my other pals.. JIF He once made a jumper verse Houston still roots for Rex like his long lost son Shark tooth 'round his neck He's got germs on his dick The last girl he roofied weighed half a ton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 And here's one for CTM... His dumb brains only speak in binary He says he likes bush that's too hairy Noodle dances to Phish for my penis he'll wish He's a cargo pant wearing nerd fairy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Game 5 has us feeling quite low, But this ain't the end of the show. We will win some games late and end up 8 and 8 and we'll end up draft picks that blow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Game 5 has us feeling quite low, But this ain't the end of the show. We will win some games late and end up 8 and 8 and we'll end up draft picks that blow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 It's a sh*thole. People living in Ebola hit areas consider themselves blessed they don't live in Limerick. Why nobody's nuked it yet, I don't know. I'm guessing you don't like stab city. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Twelve draft picks and all of them suck Every guy needs to be Andrew Luck Show them the door If they don't beast by week four Then declare the season a lame duck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 I root for this team cause I'm a loser Every girl on Sundays I lose her I get real mad My behavior gets bad Being a Jets fan is super Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted October 8, 2014 Author Share Posted October 8, 2014 Some excellent contenders in here. I will select a winner Friday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 And of course, my ode to Crusher... Bup-Z calls him his Muffin Top The bacon jokes will never stop He's a favorite to all He's more fat than tall Bacon bay-bay-bake bacon bacon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ali Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 how bout this? There once was a QB named Namath Who made the NY Jets real famous But his victory -- never repeated! The Jets now? -- forever defeated That's what happens when your team becomes an anus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kay_gee Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 how bout this? There once was a QB named Namath Who made the NY Jets real famous But his victory -- never repeated! The Jets now? -- forever defeated That's what happens when your team becomes an anus. you just don't know how to quit us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Tom will pick a jetnation winner Max will eat his wife's dinner Geno is the latest Jets QB sinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dierking Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Oh God, please kill me I am a Jets fan A punch to my gut, a kick to my face This is the penance of this life's race Woody makes it hard, in not the right way a PSL in return, he asks in pay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Some excellent contenders in here. I will select a winner Friday I just want the shades to wear ironically on Sundays. The rest of it you can throw in dumpster fire. I'd only take the football if it's one I can play with, dogs put a hole in my Chad Pennington ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 I just want the shades to wear ironically on Sundays. The rest of it you can throw in dumpster fire. I'd only take the football if it's one I can play with, dogs put a hole in my Chad Pennington ball. guess that was after he fathered three sons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 It's a sh*thole. People living in Ebola hit areas consider themselves blessed they don't live in Limerick. Why nobody's nuked it yet, I don't know. This poem sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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