HelenOfTroy Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Just now, Spoot-Face said: Wow! That's so amazing it's almost unbelievable lol. Come out here and we’ll meet, then you’ll know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelenOfTroy Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 1 minute ago, section314 said: That is a very cool story. Just a guess, if you had hung out with Jimi, I'd wager your life might have taken a very different path, and may not have included football.? Let me just say, I enjoyed my life stone cold sober, I would have been scared out of my wits in that crowd...but boy do I love music, and I was always surrounded by protective guys. Thank God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 22 minutes ago, HelenOfTroy said: Come out here and we’ll meet, then you’ll know. Don't tempt me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeptable Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 59 minutes ago, IndianaJet said: I was thinking the same thing. Week 1, it's gonna be all Browns hype and with public always have a negative opinion on the Jets, they'll definitley be a home dawg....would love to see it get over +3. Over course the Jets were 0-3-1 ATS as home dogs last year... Different team, different coaches, can't use last years record to mean anything... They actually have a playmaker on offense (Bell, maybe Crowder too), They actually have a defensive QB (Mosley), They have 3 extremely aggressive coaches (Gase, Williams, Boyer). This team with that alone is miles ahead of where they were last year. Smart betters will see this and keep it around Jets +3-+2.5 IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelenOfTroy Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Spoot-Face said: Don't tempt me. Mi Casa, Su Casa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
section314 Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 19 minutes ago, HelenOfTroy said: Let me just say, I enjoyed my life stone cold sober, I would have been scared out of my wits in that crowd...but boy do I love music, and I was always surrounded by protective guys. Thank God. Hoping the Jets follow that mantra for Sam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 12 minutes ago, HelenOfTroy said: Mi Casa, Su Casa. Well, I'm a beaver, so as long as you have a pile of sticks in the backyard, I can make due. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 10 minutes ago, section314 said: Hoping the Jets follow that mantra for Sam. *Sam and the offensive line are out at dinner at a fancy steakhouse* Sam: "Oh, man. I wanted my steak rare. This is well done." Osemele narrows his eyes "I'll go talk to the chef." He gets up from the table, neatly folds his napkin, setting it down next to his plate, and calmly walks to the back of the restaurant and through the swinging doors *Scuffling sounds and a startled gasp* "You don't know what 'rare' looks like, huh? Well, let me open you up and show you, you hack bastard!" The fellow patrons are horrified and look over to Sam and see him leaning back in his chair, elbow propped up comfortably on the cushioned armrest as a lone finger calmly strokes his sideburns. A small, wry smile forms on his face. Ever so small. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelenOfTroy Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 32 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: Well, I'm a beaver, so as long as you have a pile of sticks in the backyard, I can make due. Oregon State? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimjasi Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 4 hours ago, T0mShane said: The Browns lost four games by three points or less and closed the year on a 5-3 run. The Jets went 1-9 to close the season and, with rare exception, spent the year getting their ass handed to them. This has very little bearing on what the line will be. You either don't gamble or you're trolling. Either way, you are clueless if you think the line will be -9. I'll bet you any amount of money you are comfortable with that the line will be closer to Browns -3 than Browns -9. FYI, to give you a little bit of Vegas context (since you clearly have no idea what you are writing about): The Browns over/under win total for the season is 9 games. The Jets are currently at 7. (Also, if you are going to play the "they were close in a lot of games" angle, then don't you have to mention that the Jets lost SIX games by one score?) Your trolling isn't as clever as you think it is, friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 55 minutes ago, HelenOfTroy said: Mi Casa, Su Casa. Are you by any chance descended from people of the Ukraine? Asking for a friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAR I Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 9 minutes ago, slimjasi said: This has very little bearing on what the line will be. You either don't gamble or you're trolling. Either way, you are clueless if you think the line will be -9. I'll bet you any amount of money you are comfortable with that the line will be closer to Browns -3 than Browns -9. FYI, to give you a little bit of Vegas context (since you clearly have no idea what you are writing about): The Browns over/under win total for the season is 9 games. The Jets are currently at 7. (Also, if you are going to play the "they were close in a lot of games" angle, then don't you have to mention that the Jets lost SIX games by one score?) Your trolling isn't as clever as you think it is, friend. This is crazy talk. The Jets will be favored by 2.5. Why is everyone afraid of the Cleveland Browns? Jesus. SAR I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimjasi Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Just now, SAR I said: This is crazy talk. The Jets will be favored by 2.5. Why is everyone afraid of the Cleveland Browns? Jesus. SAR I I think the Browns will be slight favorites because they are public darlings right now. Either way, it's a one score game. That's the point. The Browns aren't New England until proven otherwise. Both the Jets and Browns should be better this year, but what they actually become remains to be seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelenOfTroy Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 8 minutes ago, CTM said: Are you by any chance descended from people of the Ukraine? Asking for a friend What do you think? Don’t think they ruled Mexico at any point. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Hate night games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhg1084 Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 23 minutes ago, flgreen said: Hate night games You must be fun at parties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcat Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 3 hours ago, Villain The Foe said: So in essence, anyone who has a photo of a player or representatives of another team on a Jets forum that clearly includes NFL Talk and fans of the league does all of the above? You know what's so crazy about this? I've notice more and more how men (allegedly) have become really comfortable talking about men holding penises, down to the description of position and particular gear required to perform these weird suspect acts. What hetero man writes this to another man? This is very suspect and it makes me wonder about writers of things like this, as well as the men (allegedly) who actually supports this type of forum talk with their upvotes and likes. Im just saying. You could have called me anything in the world, and your mind decided to go this descriptive. Folks are telling on themselves. How old are you Dcat? Are you like a millennial or are you like a 50 year old or something? Im just wondering the age of a person with this level of descriptive interest in acts like this. Just stop.None if the above is relevant. You are not a Jets fan. That's the whole point. A Jets fan does not flaunt photos of opposing QBs unless it's to ridicule them like Brady. As long as you do that anything goes. Enjoy your close view of Mayfield's sigmoid. Brown is brown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 19 minutes ago, Rhg1084 said: You must be fun at parties LOL What the hell does a party have to do with playing football in the dark? NFL is for 1pm Sunday, NCAA, 2PM Saturday, then the party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 9 minutes ago, Dcat said: Just stop.None if the above is relevant. You are not a Jets fan. That's the whole point. A Jets fan does not flaunt photos of opposing QBs unless it's to ridicule them like Brady. As long as you do that anything goes. Enjoy your close view of Mayfield's sigmoid. Brown is brown In all fairness, the guy in your avatar has done more damage to the Jets than the guy in his avatar ever will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lot K Tailgaters Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 1 hour ago, flgreen said: Hate night games I love them in September and October. Especially early September. I hate tailgating when it’s 90 degrees outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 2 hours ago, HelenOfTroy said: Oregon State? No. Literal beaver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 2 hours ago, HelenOfTroy said: What do you think? Don’t think they ruled Mexico at any point. ? I am known for my love of jalapeños. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Rhg1084 said: You must be fun at parties @flgreen would rather spend his nights partying hard than be depressed watching a Jets game. Seems like appropriate fun-party material, to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcat Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 1 hour ago, dbatesman said: In all fairness, the guy in your avatar has done more damage to the Jets than the guy in his avatar ever will. yup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 7 hours ago, choon328 said: The Browns are in the exact same situation if you switch OBJ for Bell. RBs also don't need nearly the time to gel as a WR and QB need. Lot of timing needs to be worked out, rather get them early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 7 hours ago, T0mShane said: The Browns lost four games by three points or less and closed the year on a 5-3 run. The Jets went 1-9 to close the season and, with rare exception, spent the year getting their ass handed to them. The Jets lost six games by one score or less. One was to the Browns, in Cleveland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 34 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: @flgreen would rather spend his nights partying hard than be depressed watching a Jets game. Seems like appropriate fun-party material, to me. LOL Yeah, that and the fact that sitting in a traffic jam at 2am isn't really my idea of a party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinc855 Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 It makes sense darnold v mayfield greg Williams Against old team obj back in MetLife opening opponents are not usually Division games I could see it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 2 hours ago, dbatesman said: In all fairness, the guy in your avatar has done more damage to the Jets than the guy in his avatar ever will. Well damn, now nobodies having fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lon chaney Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 8 hours ago, T0mShane said: The Browns lost four games by three points or less and closed the year on a 5-3 run. The Jets went 1-9 to close the season and, with rare exception, spent the year getting their ass handed to them. I agree that Cleveland will be favored and are the better team. But that's not how Vegas works. First off the jets are the home team so thats a built in 3 points. Second you have the unknown of week 1 when spreads are usually smaller due to uncertainty. Lastly you have to figure in the NY money bias that will keep the number smaller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet_Engine1 Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Mayfield....Landry....OBJ...first time HC who has a whole 8 games experience as a coordinator.... Yeah, Freddie Kitchens isn't in over his head at all.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 1 hour ago, The Crusher said: Well damn, now nobodies having fun. *pulls string, giant MISSION ACCOMPLISHED banner unfurls* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 50th anniversary of MNF 1st MNF game ever was Jets vs. Browns. Makes total sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villain The Foe Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 3 hours ago, Dcat said: Just stop.None if the above is relevant. You are not a Jets fan. That's the whole point. A Jets fan does not flaunt photos of opposing QBs unless it's to ridicule them like Brady. As long as you do that anything goes. Enjoy your close view of Mayfield's sigmoid. Brown is brown You know, I had to actually look up what sigmoid was. And when I found out what it was it only reconfirmed exactly what I said earlier. smh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcat Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 15 minutes ago, Villain The Foe said: You know, I had to actually look up what sigmoid was. And when I found out what it was it only reconfirmed exactly what I said earlier. smh. The sigmoid is the part of the human body that Browns fans such as yourself can relate to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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