NoBowles Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 5 hours ago, T0mShane said: All I do with my posts is chronicle the events surrounding the Jets in a way that’s factual, but inflected with an awareness of the miserable history of the franchise, and I try to do it in a way that’s respectful and humorous. I don’t think of it as irrational as much as I think the attitude aligns with the overarching miasma of failure surrounding the franchise. It’s one big Yelp review of Burger King, and anyone else trying to tell you it’s a five-star restaurant isn’t telling you the truth. It’s more illuminating to pinpoint why it’s consistently a one-star menu and communally discuss how to fix it. I don’t eat Burger King, because it’s bad as **** for you and I’m a bit of a health nut, but let’s be honest, a whopper is one of the best tasing things on the planet, and when they rock out an impossible whopper I will be all over that sh*t like brown on rice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 18 minutes ago, Miss Lonelyhearts said: You have more ways of self-identifying as a standard derp-take artist with a thesaurus than eskimos have words for snow. Entire industries are built on much lesser derp artistry, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, NoBowles said: I don’t eat Burger King, because it’s bad as **** for you and I’m a bit of a health nut, but let’s be honest, a whopper is one of the best tasing things on the planet, and when they rock out an impossible whopper I will be all over that sh*t like brown on rice Only hippies eat impossible burgers, you fraud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoBowles Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, T0mShane said: Only hippies eat impossible burgers, you fraud All I’m saying is heme is legit AF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Lonelyhearts Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 10 minutes ago, T0mShane said: Entire industries are built on much lesser derp artistry, sir. No, I'm pretty sure even the lesser ones say professions there. Left the roget's in the crapper again? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lupz27 Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 The all powerful, and commanding TOmShane! ?♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GATA Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 23 hours ago, CTM said: JN + alcohol more frequently? Tried that once went really well for me in Mafia 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 15 hours ago, Miss Lonelyhearts said: No, I'm pretty sure even the lesser ones say professions there. Left the roget's in the crapper again? Isn't that where he posts from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 It wasn't funny the first time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 13, 2019 Author Share Posted May 13, 2019 23 hours ago, BROOKLYN JET said: That's probably how T0m got herpes from the dog. No, Tom's dog herpes story starts with rooofies. Roof Roof, come here good boy. Now drink this. Good boy. Now sllleeeeeppppp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 22 minutes ago, GATA said: Tried that once went really well for me in Mafia How did that not fry your system? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BROOKLYN JET Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Maxman said: No, Tom's dog herpes story starts with rooofies. Roof Roof, come here good boy. Now drink this. Good boy. Now sllleeeeeppppp. So the dog did not have to put peanut butter on his wee-wee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EM31 Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 is #27TheDominator going to be asked to change his nickname as a result of this thread? #27TheOtherDominator perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 13, 2019 Author Share Posted May 13, 2019 Just now, EM31 said: is #27TheDominator going to be asked to change his nickname as a result of this thread? #27TheOtherDominator perhaps? Good point. I think we should put the _Not_the before his username. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 13, 2019 Author Share Posted May 13, 2019 57 minutes ago, BROOKLYN JET said: So the dog did not have to put peanut butter on his wee-wee. That is like a chicken \ egg thing. No way to find out. Tom leaves his house lathered in peanut butter. Is that what attracted the dog? We will never know for sure. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache 51 Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 On 4/30/2019 at 8:11 PM, HelenOfTroy said: Do you have the courage to say that to your lady? Face to face? Scorched earth....maybe I’ll see the smoke all the way to my chair on the beach. ? What ever happened to USC football? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PS17 Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 D0m Shane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dierking Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Tom's passion is fantasy. Witness his takes in the Game of Thrones thread. He is in his glory when he can pontificate on things that deal in a world of veils and counterintuitive imagination. One where conjuring is is considered an art form, and reasoning is thrown out the window. That is Tommy's niche. Why he chooses to throw wind in the arena of the NFL with some of his far-flung conspiracy theories and misplaced thoughts or how things should be, is beyond me. Maybe it is to make up for some long lost childhood sports denial where he was forced into a bench role through some form of embarrassment, I don't know. That needs to be reserved for time parallel on the couch. Some of it is a bit amusing in presentation, so there is that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BROOKLYN JET Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 49 minutes ago, Maxman said: That is like a chicken \ egg thing. No way to find out. Tom leaves his house lathered in peanut butter. Is that what attracted the dog? We will never know for sure. How many licks??? The world may never know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 I have circled May 5th on my calendar and shall celebrate it from here on until I die with a cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TuscanyTile2 Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 23 hours ago, NoBowles said: I don’t eat Burger King, because it’s bad as **** for you and I’m a bit of a health nut, but let’s be honest, a whopper is one of the best tasing things on the planet, and when they rock out an impossible whopper I will be all over that sh*t like brown on rice If you're a health nut, do you consider GMOs to be healthy? (because the Impossible Burger is GMO). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoBowles Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 3 hours ago, TuscanyTile2 said: If you're a health nut, do you consider GMOs to be healthy? (because the Impossible Burger is GMO). Im a health nut from the perspective of I try to follow a diet that is relatively clean, low sugar, low saturated fats, high protein and good choices. In general, I try to avoid GMO's, but I don't think an occasional GMO is going to kill anyone, and I don't eat fast food, like ever, but I would try an impossible whopper out of curiosity. I have not had an impossible burger. I am not a vegetarian, I eat lean meats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelScott Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 @T0mShane saw this, couldnt help but think of you.... 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuscanyTile2 Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, MichaelScott said: @T0mShane saw this, couldnt help but think of you.... He's the ruler of the Pro Bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, MichaelScott said: @T0mShane saw this, couldnt help but think of you.... LOLOLOL nickydubs is my new god. I heretofore pray to nickydubs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 IM WEAK 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 A PIC OF YOU WORKING ON AN INT DRILL MY GOD 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 7 minutes ago, T0mShane said: A PIC OF YOU WORKING ON AN INT DRILL MY GOD Enjoy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BROOKLYN JET Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Did you take that photo from a bush? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, BROOKLYN JET said: Did you take that photo from a bush? Google, Gillette Stadium has no bushes inside the stadium you are thinking of Georgia Bulldogs. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BROOKLYN JET Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 I thought at your creep level, you would bring you own bush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, BROOKLYN JET said: I thought at your creep level, you would bring you own bush. No creep here creep. Says the guy who posts shirtless pics of himself from the balcony at the assisted living facility wearing an 80'S gold chain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 32 minutes ago, T0mShane said: A PIC OF YOU WORKING ON AN INT DRILL MY GOD -10 yards for mentioning a pic of a player within 10 posts of Joe's willy 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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