Greenbloodblitz Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 WTF!? This has gone too far it's blasphemy! The Ghostbusters are girls? Seriously come on now! What's next! Luke Skywalker is a transvestite and he's angry cuz he can't find a bathroom with a tweener stick figure on the front of the door!? Is Wayne chrebet half black or Native American? Kermit is really a lizard who lost his tail and feels inadequate? Tom Cruise is making another mission impossible movie? Gary Busey is just faking being crazy? Tom Petty doesn't have big teeth? The whole freaking world is upside down now!!! I want to have a beer with George Carlin, Bill Clinton, Mike Tyson, Rodger Waters, and Steven Spielberg! I want to video tape it and then give it to Bob Dylan, John Lennon and Donald Trump! Let them sort this s*** out! Oh yeah I want to have a beer with William Shatner too!! I read Captain Kirk's biography by the way and he said that Leonard Nimoy really likes to eat fried egg sandwiches after he gets drunk at 3 a.m. . He says he hates the smell of stinky fried egg sandwiches... what does Sean Connery have to say about all of this!? Well what do you say Trebek!? 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post RutgersJetFan Posted July 15, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted July 15, 2019 It is AnchorMAN, not AnchorLADY and that is scientific fact! 6 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenbloodblitz Posted July 15, 2019 Author Share Posted July 15, 2019 6 minutes ago, RutgersJetFan said: It is AnchorMAN, not AnchorLADY and that is scientific fact! It's a person hole cover.. and now a man's man is a person's person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hackenberg - Banned Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jgb Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 The problem isn’t the gender of the lead, but that these reboots are becoming blatant, poorly-written-and-conceived, money grabs. I hope this is an exception and it brings something new and authentic to the table and it’s not just a “same thing but with a girl!” type of character banging a bunch of guys and going to male strip clubs and oh yeah catching a bad guy at some point. Audiences will see right through that. And by the way that’s the type of female characters most men write. They need a female writer involved in the team otherwise this one will fail for the same reason I didn’t like the last few Bond films—total lack of emotional connection with Bond’s character. My guess is they’ll try to bring a Kingsmen “from the streets into the service” type of angle to it, second guess is she is a first-generation immigrant, streetwise cop. I hope they avoid such cliches and come with a unique angle. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Villain The Foe Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 3 hours ago, Greenbloodblitz said: WTF!? This has gone too far it's blasphemy! The Ghostbusters are girls? Seriously come on now! What's next! Luke Skywalker is a transvestite and he's angry cuz he can't find a bathroom with a tweener stick figure on the front of the door!? Is Wayne chrebet half black or Native American? Kermit is really a lizard who lost his tail and feels inadequate? Tom Cruise is making another mission impossible movie? Gary Busey is just faking being crazy? Tom Petty doesn't have big teeth? The whole freaking world is upside down now!!! I want to have a beer with George Carlin, Bill Clinton, Mike Tyson, Rodger Waters, and Steven Spielberg! I want to video tape it and then give it to Bob Dylan, John Lennon and Donald Trump! Let them sort this s*** out! Oh yeah I want to have a beer with William Shatner too!! I read Captain Kirk's biography by the way and he said that Leonard Nimoy really likes to eat fried egg sandwiches after he gets drunk at 3 a.m. . He says he hates the smell of stinky fried egg sandwiches... what does Sean Connery have to say about all of this!? Well what do you say Trebek!? I was hoping Idris Elba got the part, but even Im a little shocked by this news. I have no idea who this woman is. I never seen Captain Marvel, which I hear she starred in. Maybe this will work, but this will definitely be different than the the 007's we've grown up on. I also posted this news in the lounge yesterday. This was completely left field. I wouldnt go as far as calling it Blasphemy though. We grew up with not just one white Moses movie. But two of them... What's so subtle, yet hilarious about it,...both production companies behind these movies made sure to not even try and implement the Exodus 4:6-7 miracle in either film. They were probably sitting at the discussion table like "How the hell is that gonna work?" lol. Changing around fictional characters to push agenda's can suck, but the changing of "real" historical characters of this stature in order to push agenda's... It's been going on since film was introduced to the masses my friend. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Integrity28 Posted July 15, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted July 15, 2019 Insecure white dudes clinging to their myopic world views is the only way America can stay America!!!! 5 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Seems like a great football topic by the way. Can we introduce a “Mount Rushmore of...” or at least a multivariate poll? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PS17 Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 MAGA, bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post T0mShane Posted July 15, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted July 15, 2019 Thats IT. I’m NEVEr buying another Aston Martin AGAIN 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy 2 Times Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 I thought Spider Man was headed was headed in this direction too with the whole "Multi-verse" storyline. Opening up the chance for a girl Spidey. whew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obrien2Toon Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 It worked so great for the karate kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 who cares....james bond sucks anyway 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Just now, Obrien2Toon said: It worked so great for the karate kid i have to admit watching hillary swanks sweater puppies was much more entertaining than watching that twit ralph macchio somehow beat another guy who should have completely trashed him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
More Cowbell Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 11 minutes ago, Jimmy 2 Times said: I thought Spider Man was headed was headed in this direction too with the whole "Multi-verse" storyline. Opening up the chance for a girl Spidey. whew Actually it's spiderverse. Gotta be politically correct for the spiders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nico002 Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Did you guys even read the rumor? Daniel Craig is still James Bond (who I personally hate in the role btw) The plot of the movie simply calls for him to leave M16 and thus a new 007 needs to be named- the black girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetster Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Ugh. Hollywood can suck my azz. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJet Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 My only issue with this is that she was almost as sh*tty of an actress as Brie Larson was in Captain Marvel. James Bond movies suck anyway so in general, I don't really care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 do you guys need a Safe Space to talk about this 1 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 12 minutes ago, dbatesman said: do you guys need a Safe Space to talk about this It is a veritable blizzard in here. That or Elsa let loose an sbd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 I don’t know about you guys, but I like my re-imagined, less creative, more commercial regurgitations of fictional content to be even less inclusive than the originals. This way the Hollywood studios maximize on the spending power of middle-aged, defeated, and angry white men. Those poor minorities, like all women for instance, don’t make any buying decisions for their households. For that matter, it’s really the men that do all the work during pregnancy. I don’t see pregnant women opening doors for themselves, do you? His about buying ice cream? Nope. Parking the car while they let the OB/GYN go elbow deep in their uterus? Hard no. Lets get some khakis, tiki torches and let Hollywoodn’t know how pissed we are!!! 4 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ZachEY Posted July 15, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted July 15, 2019 2 hours ago, Integrity28 said: Insecure white dudes clinging to their myopic world views is the only way America can stay America!!!! Before this news, I didn’t care about the next James Bond movie. Now, I still don’t care about this new James Bond movie but will take some small pleasure in the fact that a bunch of sun-downing geriatrics are getting bitchy that James Bond, perhaps the most one dimensional character in cinema, actually remains a middle aged Brit, and only his position, 007, is being replaced by a female, black, millennial, but they’re too lazy to read an article to know that they’re actually upset by a fictionalized spy organization’s hiring decision subsequent to the retirement of a longstanding employee. 5 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy 2 Times Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 55 minutes ago, nico002 said: Did you guys even read the rumor? Daniel Craig is still James Bond (who I personally hate in the role btw) The plot of the movie simply calls for him to leave M16 and thus a new 007 needs to be named- the black girl. The title is misleading then. That sounds fine. She’s not Jamie Bond, she’s the new 007. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, Jimmy 2 Times said: The title is misleading then. That sounds fine. She’s not Jamie Bond, she’s the new 007. Title is pretty accurate when you consider that the thread is just largely incoherent whining based on laziness, all about a movie. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 15 minutes ago, Jimmy 2 Times said: The title is misleading then. That sounds fine. She’s not Jamie Bond, she’s the new 007. There's a theory that "James Bond" and "007" are interchangeable and whoever takes the position basically renounces his real identity. Either that or the old boy has been taking more PEDs than Julian Edelman to still be looking good after fighting crime for 47 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace Frog Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Heard they are also rebooting Star Wars with Darth Vagina. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustEndTheSuffering Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 What was wrong with 007 being James Bond? Why did they need to change it? If Daniel Craig didn’t want to do it anymore or the filmmakers wanted somebody else they should’ve just changed the actor like they always have. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 4 hours ago, Integrity28 said: Insecure white dudes clinging to their myopic world views is the only way America can stay America!!!! GO BACK TO PUERTO RICO TO SPEAK YOUR MEXICAN!!!! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 2 hours ago, TeddEY said: Before this news, I didn’t care about the next James Bond movie. Now, I still don’t care about this new James Bond movie but will take some small pleasure in the fact that a bunch of sun-downing geriatrics are getting bitchy that James Bond, perhaps the most one dimensional character in cinema, actually remains a middle aged Brit, and only his position, 007, is being replaced by a female, black, millennial, but they’re too lazy to read an article to know that they’re actually upset by a fictionalized spy organization’s hiring decision subsequent to the retirement of a longstanding employee. I just learned that people are outraged that the little mermaid is going to be black. And she's a mermaid, a cartoon mermaid. So that's confusing. This? This is different. Not only are we changing races, we're changing genders!!!!!!!!!!!!! OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 3 hours ago, Jimmy 2 Times said: I thought Spider Man was headed was headed in this direction too with the whole "Multi-verse" storyline. Opening up the chance for a girl Spidey. whew God for bid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 2 hours ago, Peace Frog said: Heard they are also rebooting Star Wars with Darth Vagina. Which would also be challenging. Then again, anything has to be better than what they've recently done... but I leave you with 2 thoughts... From what I watched in the prequels, contrary to popular belief, Darth Vadar aka Anakin Skywalker was actually your typical whiny emotional erratic temperamental teenage girl. And do you really have a gender once you're 90% robot? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 this thread makes the typical hollwood reboot look fresh and innovative. lockdumpban Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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