Popular Post BettyBoop Posted September 30, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 30, 2020 Chris Johnson has provided several NFL insiders with the number on his yacht and is soliciting advice on the next Jets coach. Here's what he's gotten so far. Peyton Manning has provided Chris with another rousing endorsement of Adam's Gaze. Pete Carroll has praised Brian Schittyheimer as a coach who is taking football back 50 years. Russell Wilson has offered to pay Schittyheimers moving costs to get him out of Seattle. Rex Ryan told Johnson the only guy to lead this team is Rex Ryan. Korn Ferry suggested co-head coaches; Adam's Gaze should be the defensive coordinator because he can stop any offense. And Greg Williams should be offensive coordinator because he makes any offense look spectacular. And Chris Johnson will actually have the title of Head Coach and will have the final say on every play. Joe Douglas called with his list of potential coaches but Chris Johnson didn't take his call. Bill Belichick recommended every assistant coach who ever worked for him because they'll all successful. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pointman Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Just.. lock this thread or delete. I feel sorry for the OP. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post TuscanyTile2 Posted September 30, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 30, 2020 The rest of our division put in a good word for Adam Gase, saying we should keep him. 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Beerfish Posted September 30, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 30, 2020 There is not many guys round these parts that has gotten so much undeserved flack as schottenheimer. His current offense is one of the best in the league, yeah he has an elite QB but he is still producing. While with the jets the team had a head coach who cared nothing about the offense and took pride in trying to destroy his own offense in training camp. He had to deal with an immature crappy QB in mark sanchez and interestingly half the board thinks rex got us to two afc title games in a row and the other half of the board feels sanchez got us to two afc title games in a row and yet the oc is sh*t on all the time and given no credit. Schotty still has a job, rex wishes he had a job. Is schotty great? No, but he sure as heck is not as bad as the majority of the fans on this site think. (He is about 100 times better than our current head coach) 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 3 minutes ago, dbatesman said: The league lets that slob dress like that but will fine players for a jersey not being tucked in or if their socks are not exactly 8 inches long or if they have a 1 inch piece of tape on a cleat saying 'hi mom!' 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pointman Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Beerfish said: There is not many guys round these parts that has gotten so much undeserved flack as schottenheimer. You probably don't understand football very well if you think he gets undeserved "flack". That, or you weren't watching in 2009.. 2010.. when he ruined our chances. Him and Sanchez are awful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAR I Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 You are so hot. SAR I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet_Engine1 Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 9 minutes ago, TuscanyTile2 said: The rest of our division put in a good word for Adam Gase, saying we should keep him. Those sneaky sons a bitches... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 3 minutes ago, pointman said: You probably don't understand football very well if you think he gets undeserved "flack". That, or you weren't watching in 2009.. 2010.. when he ruined our chances. Him and Sanchez are awful. GFY. The team never beats indy if shotty does not call the play to braylon edwards along the sideline in which sanchez makes the throw. Rex;s defense gets destroyed by pittsburgh in the next title game 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pointman Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Just now, Beerfish said: GFY. The team never beats indy if shotty does not call the play to braylon edwards along the sideline in which sanchez makes the throw. Rex;s defense gets destroyed by pittsburgh in the next title game Haha you're so salty! Your tears are delicious, football novice. And you're talking about when Braylon was dead open and Mark didn't throw it.. and when Indy messed up, called time outs and pissed off Manning.. and then Sanchez under threw the ball and Braylon the god had to come back and get the ball and barely stay inbounds. If you're going to skew things in your horrible favor, do a better job, noob. Get informed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funaz Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Sanchez was the last.jets qb who could throw a freaking deep ball. GFY. The team never beats indy if shotty does not call the play to braylon edwards along the sideline in which sanchez makes the throw. Rex;s defense gets destroyed by pittsburgh in the next title gameSent from my Pixel 3 XL using JetNation.com mobile app 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philc1 Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 34 minutes ago, Beerfish said: GFY. The team never beats indy if shotty does not call the play to braylon edwards along the sideline in which sanchez makes the throw. Rex;s defense gets destroyed by pittsburgh in the next title game Schottenheimer sucks dude. Im gonna laugh my ass off when some loser team makes Schotty a head coach. It will probably be the Jests 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 15 minutes ago, Philc1 said: Schottenheimer sucks dude. Im gonna laugh my ass off when some loser team makes Schotty a head coach. It will probably be the Jests He would be 100x better than Adam Gase 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 If you can’t post the point in the title And have to do that ... you shouldn’t be allowed to Post the topic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcat Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 57 minutes ago, joewilly12 said: He would be 100x better than Adam Gase so would my cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawkeyeJet Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 I'm always amazed at threads like this where hitting "submit" after actually writing it out still seemed like gang busters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 2 hours ago, BROOKLYN JET said: Everybody Mambo 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 11 minutes ago, Dcat said: so would my cat. They need to hire my cat as a Jets scout. Shes super sharp. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BettyBoop Posted September 30, 2020 Author Share Posted September 30, 2020 9 hours ago, Lizard King said: If you can’t post the point in the title And have to do that ... you shouldn’t be allowed to Post the topic Then don't read it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BettyBoop Posted September 30, 2020 Author Share Posted September 30, 2020 11 hours ago, SAR I said: You are so hot. SAR I Again SORE I, no means no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 9 hours ago, Wonderboy said: Everybody Mambo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BettyBoop Posted September 30, 2020 Author Share Posted September 30, 2020 2 hours ago, SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN said: Hey Ralph, he's even bigger than your friend Shirley! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warfish Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 13 hours ago, BettyBoop said: Chris Johnson has provided several NFL insiders with the number on his yacht and is soliciting advice on the next Jets coach. Here's what he's gotten so far. Peyton Manning has provided Chris with another rousing endorsement of Adam's Gaze. Pete Carroll has praised Brian Schittyheimer as a coach who is taking football back 50 years. Russell Wilson has offered to pay Schittyheimers moving costs to get him out of Seattle. Rex Ryan told Johnson the only guy to lead this team is Rex Ryan. Korn Ferry suggested co-head coaches; Adam's Gaze should be the defensive coordinator because he can stop any offense. And Greg Williams should be offensive coordinator because he makes any offense look spectacular. And Chris Johnson will actually have the title of Head Coach and will have the final say on every play. Joe Douglas called with his list of potential coaches but Chris Johnson didn't take his call. Bill Belichick recommended every assistant coach who ever worked for him because they'll all successful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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