SouthernJet Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 assumption is Seahawks are a Rolls Royce and the Titans are a Ford Fiesta? ** FYI: Whatever car the Pats are, has 4 flat tires What kind of car do you think the 2015 Jets would be? All humor and sarcastic comments encouraged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Has to be an Italian car. I submit the following: Alfa Romeo Alfa 6 This could have been so good. When Alfa developed a muscular 2.5 V6 engine they made the bizarre decision to marry it with the Alfa 6 – a hybrid vehicle that combined the middle part of an Alfetta with a longer nose and boot. The result was disastrous. "You can’t fool customers," says Chapman. "When you get an elderly centre section, an ugly front and back, and a brand new engine, people will see through it. "It’s certainly not the way that Mercedes went about its business." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raideraholic Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 1971 Ford Pinto- so much fire power on offense , with gasoline at Qb. Kaboom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Il Mostro Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Has to be an Italian car. I submit the following: Alfa Romeo Alfa 6 This could have been so good. When Alfa developed a muscular 2.5 V6 engine they made the bizarre decision to marry it with the Alfa 6 – a hybrid vehicle that combined the middle part of an Alfetta with a longer nose and boot. The result was disastrous. "You can’t fool customers," says Chapman. "When you get an elderly centre section, an ugly front and back, and a brand new engine, people will see through it. "It’s certainly not the way that Mercedes went about its business." It really was a terrific engine. I had a GTV6 and 75 (Milano in the USA) with the fuel injected 2.5 (the Alfa Sei had triple carbs). Even though the original 3L was an evolution of the 2.5, the 2.5 was a sweeter engine. It was also robust enough for Reeves Callaway to turbocharge it without altering any internal components. Unbreakable so long as you keep up the timing belt changes. They were also great bored out to 2.8L (remaining over-square). I will say that later the 24v 3.0 (introduced in 1994) surpassed the 2.5 by a wide margin. Very sophisticated stuff for the time with direct ignition and full Motronic. My current 164 has the 24v 3.0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted June 5, 2015 Author Share Posted June 5, 2015 1971 Ford Pinto- so much fire power on offense , with gasoline at Qb. Kaboom. gee, thats lower than the bottom feeding power ranked Titans and Ford Fiesta.....ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Il Mostro Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 gee, thats lower than the bottom feeding power ranked Titans and Ford Fiesta.....ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!! True, but it gave us one of the better band names "The Exploding Pintos". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlife33 Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Toyota Prius, for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlife33 Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bealeb319 Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 any one of those multiple hundred thousand dollar sports cars....with no engine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Oh no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 sh*tty sh*tty bang bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage69 Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 any one of those multiple hundred thousand dollar sports cars....with no engine. +1 I was going to say a Tesla with a almost dead battery.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 A Yugo with gold hubcaps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Island Leprechaun Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 One of these... Driven by a midget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 when REX was here it was a monster truck with chrome wheels and flames shooting out the exhaust, plus if anyone ****ed with you a machine gun would raise up and waste that bitch. than izdick traded it for a used Prius in hot pink with bumper stickers about eating vegan n sh*t liek that. Now its like a grey used Ford taurus that Bowels drives to the library, no AC and it even has the rollup windows, ****en lame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCarl40 Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 This. This is what we've devolved to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Island Leprechaun Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 when REX was here it was a monster truck with chrome wheels and flames shooting out the exhaust, plus if anyone ****ed with you a machine gun would raise up and waste that bitch. than izdick traded it for a used Prius in hot pink with bumper stickers about eating vegan n sh*t liek that. Now its like a grey used Ford taurus that Bowels drives to the library, no AC and it even has the rollup windows, ****en lame If in your mind our defense makes you think of a Ford Taurus, you must think the rest of the league is driving go-carts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 If in your mind our defense makes you think of a Ford Taurus, you must think the rest of the league is driving go-carts. at least a go kart has some swagger... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4jets Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 any one of those multiple hundred thousand dollar sports cars....with no engine. So...a Jaguar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drums Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Not the fastest. Not the prettiest. But we're gonna be tough. Well, this is what I hope we end up with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 A repurposed UPS truck filled with nitrogen fertilizer, road flares, and kittens driven by an elderly Afro-Asian woman through a 4-way stop where the signage is a tad confusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Obv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 ummm they would be a jet ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 A repurposed UPS truck filled with nitrogen fertilizer, road flares, and kittens driven by an elderly Afro-Asian woman through a 4-way stop where the signage is a tad confusing. You just described plot of about 5 70s blaxploitation movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 when REX was here it was a monster truck with chrome wheels and flames shooting out the exhaust, plus if anyone ****ed with you a machine gun would raise up and waste that bitch. than izdick traded it for a used Prius in hot pink with bumper stickers about eating vegan n sh*t liek that. Now its like a grey used Ford taurus that Bowels drives to the library, no AC and it even has the rollup windows, ****en lame Wouldn't a vegan ride a bike? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 when REX was here it was a monster truck with chrome wheels and flames shooting out the exhaust, plus if anyone ****ed with you a machine gun would raise up and waste that bitch. than izdick traded it for a used Prius in hot pink with bumper stickers about eating vegan n sh*t liek that. Now its like a grey used Ford taurus that Bowels drives to the library, no AC and it even has the rollup windows, ****en lame At least with those roll down windows we'll be able to get into the car more easily if the keys get locked in them. Glass. Half. Full. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Wouldn't a vegan ride a bike? He wanted too but didnt want to spend the money so he just went with the prius tradein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Lonelyhearts Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Riding mower with suicide doors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peekskill68 Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Talks too much and never shuts up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyLV Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 when REX was here it was a monster truck with chrome wheels and flames shooting out the exhaust, plus if anyone ****ed with you a machine gun would raise up and waste that bitch. than izdick traded it for a used Prius in hot pink with bumper stickers about eating vegan n sh*t liek that. Now its like a grey used Ford taurus that Bowels drives to the library, no AC and it even has the rollup windows, ****en lame so your sad Rex is gone???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 The Jets are my first car - a 1968 Dodge Dart. Not relevant since then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powpow Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 https://youtu.be/99fRdfVIOr4?list=RD99fRdfVIOr4 Regardless, this will be the theme song. Our defense will run you over! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Jets would be a surprisingly good mid-sized luxury car from a second tier company with no steering wheel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villain The Foe Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 They'd be a Ford Fusion The Jets certainly have the look of an Aston Martin, but only believe half of what you see and none of what you hear...as the saying goes. Until the Jets offense can put up points the Jets will always be that hot looking car for under $30,000 dollars. The Jets always looked good, until you get the real McCoy along side it. That's when you begin to see the difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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