Popular Post BettyBoop Posted July 9, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 9, 2021 Gaze: Anyone who thinks I’m not a great coach is an a$$hole! Guy at the bar: Hey, I resent that! Gaze: Do you think I’m not a great coach?! Guy at the bar: No, I’m an a$$hole! 1 2 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 Good one, Betty. Good one. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Greenseed4 Posted July 9, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 9, 2021 Adam Gase runs into the bar, off-center and falls forward for 2 yards. Reaches for his ID, and the bartender says “that won’t be necessary, Frank. You’ve been coming here for 20 years.” 1 1 1 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post thshadow Posted July 9, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 9, 2021 I don't get it 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The Crusher Posted July 9, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 9, 2021 1 minute ago, thshadow said: I don't get it Neither does Betty 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BROOKLYN JET Posted July 9, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 9, 2021 Gaze walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars plus tip. Gaze says, I'll bet you my tab double or nothing that I can bite my eye. The bartender accepts the bet, then Gaze pulls out his glass eye and bites it. Gaze has a few more drinks and asks for his bill again. The bartender reports that his bill now is thirty dollars plus tip. Gaze bets the bartender he can bite his other eye. The bartender accepts knowing Gaze can't possibly have two glass eyes. Gaze then proceeds by taking out his false teeth and biting his other eye. The bartender says, I didn't know you had a glass eye and false teeth. Gaze says you also didn't know I was a great coach you a$$hole! 2 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantasy Island Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 Gase walks into a bar 1 1 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jackie Treehorn Posted July 9, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 9, 2021 Guy walks in a bar, has quite a few, and then starts a thread on JN… …and here I am commenting. 2 1 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BettyBoop Posted July 9, 2021 Author Share Posted July 9, 2021 The receptionist tells the psychiatrist Adam Gaze is in the waiting room and he thinks he’s invisible. Doctor says “tell him I can’t see him right now”. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BettyBoop Posted July 9, 2021 Author Share Posted July 9, 2021 Adam Gaze walks into a bar and a guy says to him, "Howdy, stranger. Where are you from?" Gaze answers, "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences in prepositions." "Oh, I'm sorry," replies the guy. "Where are you from, a$$hole?" 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenFish Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 This should be an interesting thread. Probably going to need a little something... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Beerfish Posted July 9, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 9, 2021 Adam Gase walks into a bull fighting arena and asks the bull what play he should run. The bull replies "Gore up the middle for 2 yards." 1 2 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 Adam Gase walks into the Shire and asks Frodo. "Have you seen Dowell around here?" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kolchak Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 'Adam Gase' is the joke. It doesn't need to be followed by anything else. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defense Wins Championships Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 "Adam Gase walks into a bar & @SAR Ifollows him into the bar (as he followed him into every Jets thread), asks for his autograph, gets drunk together and all while talking about where football is going. Adam Gase calls him an Uber home because he's rich as fk so he doesn't crash his BMW but SAR declines because he wants Gase to take him home with him instead. He looks @ his Rolex and realizes it's only 2:30 a.m and still has another 30 minutes in order to try and sell Adam Gase PSL's this way Gase can watch Saleh from the nose bleeds. Gase fell in love with SAR and SAR was already in love with Gase. They went home together after the bar. SAR got to ride him for the next 2 yesrs. And they lived a happily ever after". The end. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
undertow Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 Why did Adam Gase cross the road? Because Frank Gore was over there. 1 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Greenseed4 Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 Adam Gase walks in a bar and asks the barkeep which TV they’ll be playing the Jets game on. Bartender looks at him and points to a large dusty big screen in the back corner. Adam says, “great, I’ll need 12 coasters, and when to game comes on bring out a stack of pint glasses and a couple pitchers of beer at the beginning of each quarter.” The puzzled bartender hands him a short stack of coasters and says, “okay.” Gase then proceeds to set a coaster in front of each chair over by the old TV in the back. “Hey! What are you doing?!” The bar man hollers. Gase tries to find him with his googly eyes and says, “I coaster where football is going!” I’ll see myself out. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenseed4 Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 ^i made that joke… while sitting in my toilet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BettyBoop Posted July 9, 2021 Author Share Posted July 9, 2021 40 minutes ago, Defense Wins Championships said: "Adam Gase walks into a bar & @SAR Ifollows him into the bar (as he followed him into every Jets thread), asks for his autograph, gets drunk together and all while talking about where football is going. Adam Gase calls him an Uber home because he's rich as fk so he doesn't crash his BMW but SAR declines because he wants Gase to take him home with him instead. He looks @ his Rolex and realizes it's only 2:30 a.m and still has another 30 minutes in order to try and sell Adam Gase PSL's this way Gase can watch Saleh from the nose bleeds. Gase fell in love with SAR and SAR was already in love with Gase. They went home together after the bar. SAR got to ride him for the next 2 yesrs. And they lived a happily ever after". The end. Drop the mic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defense Wins Championships Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 7 minutes ago, BettyBoop said: Drop the mic! DWC I 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawkeyeJet Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 Gaze when it's really Gase. You devil. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 29 minutes ago, Greenseed4 said: ^i made that joke… while sitting in my toilet. Why do people feel the need to take their cell phones in with them when taking a dump. Why do people feel the need to camp out. Dump wipe wash hands and go. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebuzzardman Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 A rabbi, a priest, an imam and Adam Gase are in a plane. It's possible they are flying to a bar. The rabbi, priest and imam grab Adam Gase by the arms and legs and throw him from the aircraft, because they know even God hates Adam Gase. Praise Jesus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenseed4 Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 38 minutes ago, joewilly12 said: Why do people feel the need to take their cell phones in with them when taking a dump. Why do people feel the need to camp out. Dump wipe wash hands and go. Some us aren't on a diet of Werther's Originals and prune juice. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, Greenseed4 said: Some us aren't on a diet of Werther's Originals and prune juice. Neither am I bathroom lurker. Do you sit and sniff too. Get in get the job done and exit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenseed4 Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 10 minutes ago, joewilly12 said: Neither am I bathroom lurker. Do you sit and sniff too. Get in get the job done and exit. @joewilly12 moderating message boards and bathrooms. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 24 minutes ago, Greenseed4 said: @joewilly12 moderating message boards and bathrooms. Just giving my opinion. Monitoring nothing of the sort. Gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post MR.GANGGREEN28 Posted July 9, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 9, 2021 Leveon Bell walks into a lineman. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurnleyJet Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 6 minutes ago, MR.GANGGREEN28 said: Leveon Bell walks into a lineman. Even Gore was quicker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenseed4 Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 On 7/9/2021 at 1:04 PM, joewilly12 said: Just giving my opinion. Monitoring nothing of the sort. Gross Well, since you're so interested in my hygiene... I'll have you know that if a bidet is not available I take a shower after every bowel movement, and I only use my phone through a zipped plastic bag that gets sanitized after every use. If a bidet is available, I still take a shower, I just don't shampoo and condition (with a double-rinse) beneath the belt line. I'm just so stinkin’ busy with volunteer work and recycling projects that I rarely have an opportunity to catch up on current news, so having the ability to multi-task while confined to the toilet is great because I value education and worldly awareness so much. From the sound of it, you don't value education or volunteer work with needy kids, and you probably do the bare minimum when it comes to personal hygiene, like, mere hand washing. But I don't want to get all hoity-toity about it. I generally believe in just letting people live their own best lives, you know what I mean? 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 8 minutes ago, Greenseed4 said: Well, since you're so interested in my hygiene... I'll have you know that if a bidet is not available I take a shower after every bowel movement, and I only use my phone through a zipped plastic bag that gets sanitized after every use. If a bidet is available, I still take a shower, I just don't shampoo and condition (with a double-rinse) beneath the belt line as I need more time to help others. I'm so busy with volunteer work and recycling projects that I rarely have an opportunity to catch up on current news, so having the ability to multi-task while confined to the toilet is great because I value education and worldly awareness so much. From the sound of it, you don't value education or volunteer work with needy kids, and you do the bare minimum when it comes to personal hygiene. But I don't want to get all hoity-toity about it. I generally believe in just letting people live their own best lives, you know what I mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BettyBoop Posted July 9, 2021 Author Share Posted July 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Greenseed4 said: Some us aren't on a diet of Werther's Originals and prune juice. No sh*t?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TokyoJetsFan Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 Adam Gase walks into a bar and orders a shot and says "I'm celebrating my first blow job!" Bartender says "Congratulations! Here, have another one on me!" Gase says "No thanks. If the first one didn't get the taste out of my mouth the second one won't either." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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