Jets vs Chiefs: Official Game Thread, Anything is Possible!!!

[TuscanyTile2]

1 minute ago, Barry McCockinner said:

Keep trotting out #2 as the starter and this is what you get.

Sounds good to me!

[playtowinthegame]

You have to finish your drink everytime you hear Taylor Swift. 

[Spoot-Face]

9 minutes ago, JiF said:

He will rise again, stronger than ever! 

Like a boner!

[oatmeal]

2 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

Keep trotting out #2 as the starter and this is what you get.

This 

[Larz]

The group chat I have with my high school friends just produced this, I thought I’d share 

 

 

[Xtina]

43 minutes ago, Drums said:

He's barely limping at the end there. wtf

Put him in 

[JetPotato]

7 minutes ago, Mogglez said:

In my seats an hour early.  It is, by all accounts, a Chiefs home game.

Jets fans are absolutely pathetic.

Yeah. It's our fault the team is unwatchable. 

[More Cowbell]

7 minutes ago, Mogglez said:

In my seats an hour early.  It is, by all accounts, a Chiefs home game.

Jets fans are absolutely pathetic.

Do you expect Jet fans to watch this game sober?

[oatmeal]

Us, NE and Cincinnati all have the worst scoring offenses in the nfl with Cincinnati being at the bottom, at lest we are in good company, no? 
 

[Asymmetrical]

5 minutes ago, Mogglez said:

In my seats an hour early.  It is, by all accounts, a Chiefs home game.

Jets fans are absolutely pathetic.

I've never understood why people would rather stand in an ugly ass parking lot and get tanked than be in the building for the first quarter. Seems like a waste of money. 

 

*If they're just skipping the exercise entirely that's a different story. 

[Spoot-Face]

6 minutes ago, Larz said:

This is nothing new, but we’ll know what we’re in for very early. 
 

I want to see energy, effort, intensity and fire. Not useless crap like waving their arms but first snap on both sides of the ball. The Bills / Dolphins game had playoff game vibes. 
 

If the offense starts out run, run, pass look out lol
 

 

Inb4 Hackett dials up a pass on the first play and Zach throws an interception.

[Ron Rico]

This one should be over by the half

[fullblast]

1 minute ago, Larz said:

The group chat I have with my high school friends just produced this, I thought I’d share 

 

 

Nothing like some six-fingered bar maids to get the juices flowing

[TuscanyTile2]

3 minutes ago, playtowinthegame said:

You have to finish your drink everytime you hear Taylor Swift. 

I have work tomorrow!

[Barry McCockinner]

3 minutes ago, Larz said:

The group chat I have with my high school friends just produced this, I thought I’d share 

 

 

Link me to the chat 

[oatmeal]

1 minute ago, Spoot-Face said:

Inb4 Hackett dials up a pass on the first play and Zach throws an interception.

The bright side:

Rodgers on the sidelines this go around so I don’t expect the sideline rippings until the fourth quarter at the earliest 

[JetPotato]

2 minutes ago, oatmeal said:

Us, NE and Cincinnati all have the worst scoring offenses in the nfl with Cincinnati being at the bottom, at lest we are in good company, no? 
 

Maybe Cincy swap QBs with us. You know, change of scenery.

[JoeNamathsFurCoat]

Countdown to the final game of ZW’s Jet career…

[TuscanyTile2]

1 minute ago, fullblast said:

Nothing like some six-fingered bar maids to get the juices flowing

 

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[Ron Rico]

1 minute ago, TuscanyTile2 said:

I have work tomorrow!

me too. Here we are.

[Barry McCockinner]

1 minute ago, TuscanyTile2 said:

I have work tomorrow!

Take a shot every time the Jets score a TD 

[southparkcpa]

4 minutes ago, fullblast said:

Nothing like some six-fingered bar maids to get the juices flowing

They have fingers???  I didn't notice.

[oatmeal]

Just now, JetPotato said:

Maybe Cincy swap QBs with us. You know, change of scenery.

Yeah nfs today burrow threw one of those Zach Wilson specialty hospital passes and Tee Higgings had a Garrett Wilson type reaction, maybe we can start some drama 🤔

One can dream though 🤣

[Spoot-Face]

6 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

Keep trotting out #2 as the starter and this is what you get.

You know how this plays out, Barry.

The Jets miss out/pass on drafting him, and he becomes the next Mahommes.

OR

The Jets draft him and he's the next Sam Darnold.

Either way, we lose.

 

[jeremy2020]

7 minutes ago, Larz said:

The group chat I have with my high school friends just produced this, I thought I’d share 

 

 

What was the context?

[Trotter]

Jets win this game

just not  sure how yet

[oatmeal]

Just now, Spoot-Face said:

You know how this plays out, Barry.

The Jets miss out/pass on drafting him, and he becomes the next Mahommes.

OR

The Jets draft him and he's the next Sam Darnold.

Either way, we lose.

 

Or he shreds his entire knee day one of rookie OTA’s 

[JoeNamathsFurCoat]

LOL

They just said ZW was missing throws badly in practice this week in 7 on 7 drills 

“Very concerning”

[Alentador31]

Lol pregame they just said Zach was missing wide open receivers on 7v7 warm-ups 😂😂😂

[jeremy2020]

1 minute ago, Trotter said:

Jets win this game

just not  sure how yet

[Lith]

5 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

Take a shot every time the Jets score a TD 

You won't need a designated driver.

[AZSOJ]

at least NE lost, ther is that. 

[Barry McCockinner]

Sounds promising!

 

 

[Spoot-Face]

6 minutes ago, oatmeal said:

The bright side:

Rodgers on the sidelines this go around so I don’t expect the sideline rippings until the fourth quarter at the earliest 

Wrong.

Rodgers will be in the box, so Garrett Wilson and Breece Hall take turns using Zach's head as a tether ball.

[Spoot-Face]

4 minutes ago, jeremy2020 said:

What was the context?

"We are so totally not gay, bros."