Week 3 NFL Game Thread

[Lith]

23 minutes ago, FidelioJet said:

Geno and Darnold look like the two best QB's in the league right now.

 

6 minutes ago, Lith said:

[Barry McCockinner]

Dolphins are so cooked

[Jetsfan80]

1 minute ago, Barry McCockinner said:

Dolphins are so cooked

[FidelioJet]

1 minute ago, Barry McCockinner said:

Dolphins are so cooked

They're in for a long season.  

[Jet_Engine1]

I guess when Miami cut MyQuite for Skylar Thompson (who names a boy 'Skylar'... 😆) they didn't get the script memo about former Jets QBs taking over the league... 

[Jetsfan80]

Another BEAUTY of a TD pass by Dalton, this one to Diontae Johnson.

14-7 Panthers.  Bryce Young sucks.

 

@Raideraholic

[Green Ghost]

Is this Brady calling the Cowboys vs Ravens game?

[The Crusher]

Just now, Jetsfan80 said:

Another BEAUTY of a TD pass by Dalton, this one to Diontae Johnson.

14-7 Panthers.  Bryce Young sucks.

 

@Raideraholic

He can’t hear you, I miss him 

[Green Ghost]

2 minutes ago, Jet_Engine1 said:

I guess when Miami cut MyQuite for Skylar Thompson (who names a boy 'Skylar'... 😆) they didn't get the script memo about former Jets QBs taking over the league... 

[Jetsfan80]

2 minutes ago, Green Ghost said:

Is this Brady calling the Cowboys vs Ravens game?

You didn't recognize that effeminate yet soulless voice?

[Green Ghost]

Dallas D strikes again. What happened to them?

[Jetsfan80]

Diontae Johnson had a total of 5 catches the first 2 weeks with Bryce Young.

He already has 3 catches in 1.5 quarters with Dalton, including a TD.

[Jetsfan80]

Just now, Green Ghost said:

Dallas D strikes again. What happened to them?

 

[T0mShane]

7 minutes ago, Jet_Engine1 said:

I guess when Miami cut MyQuite for Skylar Thompson (who names a boy 'Skylar'... 😆) they didn't get the script memo about former Jets QBs taking over the league... 

imagine cutting Mike White??

[Green Ghost]

3 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

You didn't recognize that effeminate yet soulless voice?

He’s not very good at this, and yeah, that voice… ugh.

[Jet_Engine1]

1 minute ago, Jetsfan80 said:

 

Total Recall was such a weird movie.

[T0mShane]

4 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

You didn't recognize that effeminate yet soulless voice?

I don’t want to pick on Brady too much because that’s a tough job, but god damn Tom Brady, go be the Raiders QB. 

[Jetsfan80]

Just now, T0mShane said:

I don’t want to pick on Brady too much because that’s a tough job, but god damn Tom Brady, go be the Raiders QB. 

He's getting $37.5M per year for it.

[August]

Brady sounds like Olsen a little

[T0mShane]

<monotone Cali bro voice> “How fast is Lamar Jackson? Fast.”

[Jet_Engine1]

C'mon Cowboys...

 

[Jetsfan80]

1 minute ago, Jet_Engine1 said:

C'mon Cowboys...

 

Dak:  $60M per year to yell "Here we gooooooo" then suck.

[T0mShane]

3 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

He's getting $37.5M per year for it.

I take it back. I just saw the commercial where Brady is talking to three former versions of himself saying “they say why doesn’t Brady just quit and drink margaritas on the beach? Because you’re Tom Brady, the best to ever do it!” And now I’m glad he suuuuuuuucks at this. 

[jeremy2020]

I may have underestimated just how important Tua's quick release to his 1st read is to the Dolphins

[T0mShane]

It me, the guy who put Justin Jefferson and Diontae Johnson on the bench this week and, instead of signing Jauan Johnson, picked up Quentin Johnston instead. 

[shuler82]

1 minute ago, T0mShane said:

I take it back. I just saw the commercial where Brady is talking to three former versions of himself saying “they say why doesn’t Brady just quit and drink margaritas on the beach? Because you’re Tom Brady, the best to ever do it!” And now I’m glad he suuuuuuuucks at this. 

I’m envious that your eyeballs have been spared until now of that promo spot. It’s been burned into my skull for weeks 

[Green Ghost]

Cowboys imploding after 1st and goal… love to see it.

[T0mShane]

Imagine giving Dak and Tua $60 mil per year when you could have had Mike White for $4 milly

[Green Ghost]

4 minutes ago, jeremy2020 said:

I may have underestimated just how important Tua's quick release to his 1st read is to the Dolphins

Is their OL that bad? Can’t be worse than the Pats though, can it?

[T0mShane]

Just now, shuler82 said:

I’m envious that your eyeballs have been spared until now of that promo spot. It’s been burned into my skull for weeks 

I was hoping it was for somethind else at the end—like he was selling Hyundais or something—but no, it’s about his announcing career. The nerve.

[Jetsfan80]

1 minute ago, Green Ghost said:

Is their OL that bad?

It's more about how their O isn't designed for much improvisation.  Get it out to your first read in space and let them rack up the YAC.

Meanwhile Skylar Thompson has a JaMarcus Russell-esque windup (but without any arm strength), lol.

[shuler82]

12 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

<monotone Cali bro voice> “How fast is Lamar Jackson? Fast.”

If anyone still hasnt checked out the Brady roast because of their feelings toward Tom, I finally watched the first hour the other night and found it pretty enjoyable. 

[T0mShane]

1 minute ago, Jetsfan80 said:

It's more about how their O isn't designed for much improvisation.  Get it out to your first read in space and let them rack up the YAC.

Meanwhile Skylar Thompson has a JaMarcus Russell-esque windup (but without any arm strength), lol.

Dolphins are gonna trade two firsts and Jaylen Waddle for Jimmy G. 

[Jet_Engine1]

2 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

I take it back. I just saw the commercial where Brady is talking to three former versions of himself saying “they say why doesn’t Brady just quit and drink margaritas on the beach? Because you’re Tom Brady, the best to ever do it!” And now I’m glad he suuuuuuuucks at this. 

Dude gets paid $37.5 MILLION to just call games, hired with no real assessment of his ability to do so.

 

Seems reasonable

[Xtina]

20 minutes ago, Green Ghost said:

Is this Brady calling the Cowboys vs Ravens game?

I was wondering who this monotonous awful boring announcer was.  Thanks.