Maxman Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 Oh, I meant to say happy birthday sperm. Enjoy the day. @Sperm Edwards 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangerous Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 Sperm is unique 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dierking Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 Happy BDay, you ole curmudgeon. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNJet Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 Happy Pre Spermday Sperm Edwards 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 Happy Birthday Mr. XX or XY. Many many more. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 Happy birthday. You genius **** 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuscanyTile2 Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 Happy birthday, Sperm! As always (though especially today), may you play to win the game! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post nycdan Posted October 21, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 21, 2020 @Sperm Edwards I hope your big day goes swimmingly. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Spoot-Face Posted October 21, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 21, 2020 So, to honor @Sperm Edwards I was gonna write a long-winded post about the history of the birthday, starting from Ancient Egypt and explaining each step in history of what eventually became the modern day birthday celebration, but I just can't f*cking do it. Like, seriously, who has the time and patience for that kind of convoluted joke? Not me, I learned. Maybe next year. So, sorry Sperm. Here's the yearly, played-out, obligatory picture of a sperm themed cake that has probably already been posted a dozen times before by either me, or someone else. Now go read a book, or something. Happy Birthday. 1 1 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 Happy Messy Birthday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCPcRQmnSL0 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 2 hours ago, Scott Dierking said: Happy BDay, you ole curmudgeon. I'm not that ole 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Spoot-Face said: So, to honor @Sperm Edwards I was gonna write a long-winded post about the history of the birthday, starting from Ancient Egypt and explaining each step in history of what eventually became the modern day birthday celebration, but I just can't f*cking do it. Like, seriously, who has the time and patience for that kind of convoluted joke? Not me, I learned. Maybe next year. So, sorry Sperm. Here's the yearly, played-out, obligatory picture of a sperm themed cake that has probably already been posted a dozen times before by either me, or someone else. Now go read a book, or something. Happy Birthday. it looks like a football too 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Brown Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 Happy Birthday Sperm................... YOU KNOW THIS IS HOW WE GET DOWN!!! MODERATORS IN THE HOUSE!!!! SPERM...Enjoy your day you have brought JOY to so many... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 Happy Birthday Sperm! Kind of amaing that thanks to you I've probably typed that previously unthinkable sentance out numerous times over the last decade 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raideraholic Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 7 hours ago, peebag said: Happy Messy Birthday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCPcRQmnSL0 Happybirthday, and don’t pull a Jeffrey Toobin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pointman Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 Hey OP, we have advertisers on the forum. Watch your titles. Don't ban me. Southernsomebodynobody told me to write that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 Happy Birthday Sperm Here’s your present ? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 That’s normally Saturday. During the week is next to impossible with teenagers lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaver Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 22 hours ago, Maxman said: Oh, I meant to say happy birthday sperm. Enjoy the day. @Sperm Edwards Cant it be both? Happy Birthday Sperm, hope you have a great one buddy! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 Isn't every day Sperm Day in the mod lounge? It's kind of ironic to say "happy birthday, sperm" given how many sperms I've destroyed in my life, thus destroying their chances at having a shot at having a birthday. And other jokes. I'm sure @CTM and @Spoot-Face can provide those. Anyways, happy birthday @Sperm Edwards! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 37 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: Isn't every day Sperm Day in the mod lounge? It's kind of ironic to say "happy birthday, sperm" given how many sperms I've destroyed in my life, thus destroying their chances at having a shot at having a birthday. And other jokes. I'm sure @CTM and @Spoot-Face can provide those. Anyways, happy birthday @Sperm Edwards! This thread should be stickied. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 9 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: This thread should be stickied. There it is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 48 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: Isn't every day Sperm Day in the mod lounge? It's kind of ironic to say "happy birthday, sperm" given how many sperms I've destroyed in my life, thus destroying their chances at having a shot at having a birthday. And other jokes. I'm sure @CTM and @Spoot-Face can provide those. Anyways, happy birthday @Sperm Edwards! I mean one could argue you've given quadrillions of sperm atleast thier first birthday over the years 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 56 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: Isn't every day Sperm Day in the mod lounge? It's kind of ironic to say "happy birthday, sperm" given how many sperms I've destroyed in my life, thus destroying their chances at having a shot at having a birthday. And other jokes. I'm sure @CTM and @Spoot-Face can provide those. Anyways, happy birthday @Sperm Edwards! murderer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 On 10/21/2020 at 1:12 PM, Maxman said: Oh, I meant to say happy birthday sperm. Enjoy the day. @Sperm Edwards Shoot!!! I didn't know today was Sperm's birthday. Happy birthday sperm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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