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Happy birthday, Sperm!

As always (though especially today), may you play to win the game!

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1 hour ago, Spoot-Face said:

So, to honor @Sperm Edwards I was gonna write a long-winded post about the history of the birthday, starting from Ancient Egypt and explaining each step in history of what eventually became the modern day birthday celebration, but I just can't f*cking do it. Like, seriously, who has the time and patience for that kind of convoluted joke? Not me, I learned. Maybe next year.

So, sorry Sperm. Here's the yearly, played-out, obligatory picture of a sperm themed cake that has probably already been posted a dozen times before by either me, or someone else. Now go read a book, or something. Happy Birthday.

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it looks like a football too

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Happy Birthday Sperm...................

YOU KNOW THIS IS HOW WE GET DOWN!!!

Dancing Baby GIFs | Tenor

MODERATORS IN THE HOUSE!!!!

Birthday Cake GIFs | Tenor

SPERM...Enjoy your day you have brought JOY to so many... :) 

 

 

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Happy Birthday Sperm!

Kind of amaing that thanks to you I've probably typed that previously unthinkable sentance out numerous times over the last decade

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Hey OP, we have advertisers on the forum. Watch your titles.

 

Don't ban me. Southernsomebodynobody told me to write that.

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That’s normally Saturday. During the week is next to impossible with teenagers lol

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22 hours ago, Maxman said:

Oh, I meant to say happy birthday sperm.  Enjoy the day.

@Sperm Edwards

Cant it be both?

 

Happy Birthday Sperm, hope you have a great one buddy!

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Isn't every day Sperm Day in the mod lounge?

It's kind of ironic to say "happy birthday, sperm" given how many sperms I've destroyed in my life, thus destroying their chances at having a shot at having a birthday.  

And other jokes.  I'm sure @CTM and @Spoot-Face can provide those.

Anyways, happy birthday @Sperm Edwards!

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37 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Isn't every day Sperm Day in the mod lounge?

It's kind of ironic to say "happy birthday, sperm" given how many sperms I've destroyed in my life, thus destroying their chances at having a shot at having a birthday.  

And other jokes.  I'm sure @CTM and @Spoot-Face can provide those.

Anyways, happy birthday @Sperm Edwards!

This thread should be stickied.

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48 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Isn't every day Sperm Day in the mod lounge?

It's kind of ironic to say "happy birthday, sperm" given how many sperms I've destroyed in my life, thus destroying their chances at having a shot at having a birthday.  

And other jokes.  I'm sure @CTM and @Spoot-Face can provide those.

Anyways, happy birthday @Sperm Edwards!

I mean one could argue you've given quadrillions of sperm atleast thier first birthday over the years

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56 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Isn't every day Sperm Day in the mod lounge?

It's kind of ironic to say "happy birthday, sperm" given how many sperms I've destroyed in my life, thus destroying their chances at having a shot at having a birthday.  

And other jokes.  I'm sure @CTM and @Spoot-Face can provide those.

Anyways, happy birthday @Sperm Edwards!

murderer

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On 10/21/2020 at 1:12 PM, Maxman said:

Oh, I meant to say happy birthday sperm.  Enjoy the day.

@Sperm Edwards

Shoot!!! I didn't know today was Sperm's birthday. Happy birthday sperm. 

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