THE BARON Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Here is a solution for Jets fans. You can divest from the laughing stock of the NFL and become a fan of an expansion team. Since NJ is pretty much the NY media market and has lots and lots of money, I think a true NJ based team would do well for the NFL. There would be no shortage of eager new fans. I for one would GLADLY ditch the Jets that will forever be the green rectum of the NFL and move my fandom to a true NJ team. What would be a good name and uni for a NJ team ??? 1 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BROOKLYN JET Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 The NJ Arm Pits 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE BARON Posted October 8, 2020 Author Share Posted October 8, 2020 1 minute ago, BROOKLYN JET said: The NJ Arm Pits As a reference to a drive down the NJ Turnpike ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y2k8 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 So, what am I suppose to do with all this stuff? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Losmeister Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 South Jersey SlapDicks 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetstream23 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 5 minutes ago, THE BARON said: Here is a solution for Jets fans. You can divest from the laughing stock of the NFL and become a fan of an expansion team. Since NJ is pretty much the NY media market and has lots and lots of money, I think a true NJ based team would do well for the NFL. There would be no shortage of eager new fans. I for one would GLADLY ditch the Jets that will forever be the green rectum of the NFL and move my fandom to a true NJ team. What would be a good name and uni for a NJ team ??? The New Jersey Toll Takers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet2020 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 If switching the teams was a solution, why not jump on to the real NY team’s bandwagon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billo83 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 6 minutes ago, THE BARON said: Here is a solution for Jets fans. You can divest from the laughing stock of the NFL and become a fan of an expansion team. Since NJ is pretty much the NY media market and has lots and lots of money, I think a true NJ based team would do well for the NFL. There would be no shortage of eager new fans. I for one would GLADLY ditch the Jets that will forever be the green rectum of the NFL and move my fandom to a true NJ team. What would be a good name and uni for a NJ team ??? A better idea would be for the NFL to force the Johnsons to sell the team, and as a reward they could own the expansion team. As an expansion team, it would be expected that they would be winless, rudderless, and have a complete lack of talent - so no difference there for the Johnsons. The team nickname can be the NJ Dumb and Dumbers, or the NJ Incompetents - a direct reflection of the owners. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ZachEY Posted October 8, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 8, 2020 The New Jersey Dumb Threads 6 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jetstream23 Posted October 8, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 8, 2020 Just now, Jet2020 said: If switching the teams was a solution, why not jump on to the real NY team’s bandwagon? Probably because joining a group of fans who enjoy crashing onto folding tables in a parking lot near Canada after ****ing their sisters is an even worse solution. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 6 minutes ago, Losmeister said: South Jersey SlapDicks @joewilly12 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Embrace the Suck Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 10 minutes ago, THE BARON said: Here is a solution for Jets fans. You can divest from the laughing stock of the NFL and become a fan of an expansion team. Since NJ is pretty much the NY media market and has lots and lots of money, I think a true NJ based team would do well for the NFL. There would be no shortage of eager new fans. I for one would GLADLY ditch the Jets that will forever be the green rectum of the NFL and move my fandom to a true NJ team. What would be a good name and uni for a NJ team ??? There are already two NJ based teams, and they both suck. The only thing NY about either of them is the Y initial on their name. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 3 minutes ago, TeddEY said: The New Jersey Dumb Threads You mean the New Jersey Barons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 13 minutes ago, THE BARON said: What would be a good name and uni for a NJ team ??? New Jersey Turncoats 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 25 minutes ago, peebag said: @joewilly12 N.J PISS BAGS 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurnleyJet Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 NJ Douche bags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 6 minutes ago, BurnleyJet said: NJ Douche bags. @peebag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 New Jersey Picker Nosers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 3 minutes ago, neckdemon said: New Jersey Picker Nosers May as well name them the Joe Waltons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ecuadorian Jet Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 I think he meant that the Jets would move to New Jersey with a new owner......I want to believe that is what he meant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE BARON Posted October 8, 2020 Author Share Posted October 8, 2020 7 minutes ago, Ecuadorian Jet said: I think he meant that the Jets would move to New Jersey with a new owner......I want to believe that is what he meant. Nope;. Actual new team in NJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE BARON Posted October 8, 2020 Author Share Posted October 8, 2020 53 minutes ago, Jet Nut said: You mean the New Jersey Barons? Come on. Get into the spirit of things and use your imagination... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 4 minutes ago, Ecuadorian Jet said: I think he meant that the Jets would move to New Jersey with a new owner......I want to believe that is what he meant. The Jets should move to Ecuador and let them be somebody else's problem! Maybe they'll get "lost" in the rainforest like Michael Rockefeller, never to be seen or heard from again! Wait, that was Papua New Guinea, but whatever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE BARON Posted October 8, 2020 Author Share Posted October 8, 2020 5 minutes ago, jetophile said: The Jets should move to Ecuador and let them be somebody else's problem! Maybe they'll get "lost" in the rainforest like Michael Rockefeller, never to be seen or heard from again! Wait, that was Papua New Guinea, but whatever. You hit on something here, Ecuador and Papua New Guinea both produce some of the world's best coffee beans. Could that be a team logo ? A coffee bean ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker89 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 The NJ Sewer Rats 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 1 minute ago, THE BARON said: You hit on something here, Ecuador and Papua New Guinea both produce some of the world's best coffee beans. Could that be a team logo ? A coffee bean ? Maybe Juan Valdez will buy the team. It's a start. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker89 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 The Holland Tunnel Hoes 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE BARON Posted October 8, 2020 Author Share Posted October 8, 2020 15 minutes ago, Lurker89 said: The NJ Sewer Rats 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TokyoJetsFan Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Swamp Dragons 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Losmeister said: South Jersey SlapDicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 1 hour ago, THE BARON said: the green rectum of the NFL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BROOKLYN JET Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 The NJ Boss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 1 hour ago, THE BARON said: You hit on something here, Ecuador and Papua New Guinea both produce some of the world's best coffee beans. Could that be a team logo ? A coffee bean ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Lurker89 said: The Holland Tunnel Hoes 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE BARON Posted October 8, 2020 Author Share Posted October 8, 2020 1 hour ago, SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN said: that could be the new tag line or the jets.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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