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BREAKING: Jets Wearing Spotlight White This Sunday


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13 hours ago, johnnyjet said:

We surrender white

our funeral black

and choke job green. 
 

doesn’t matter what we wear. 

I love "Surrender White" and "Funeral Black" is great, too.  I guess "Choke Job Green" works as do they say people turn green when choking? 

A few other possibilities for green:

-"Envious Green" (we're envious of the other team)

-"Soylent Green" (we're food for the other team)

-"Oscar the Grouch Green" (we're always in a bad mood from all the losing)

 

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4 hours ago, TuscanyTile2 said:

As Jet fans, humor is all we've got.

Ever meet a Lions fan?  Some of the funniest f**kers you'll ever meet.

The only fans left for bad franchises are the ones with an excellent sense of humor.  The rest tend to lack the coping mechanism necessary to stick around.

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28 minutes ago, Gibby said:

Spotlight white means nothing when you have a shiny green disco helmet. 
 

All whites only look good on teams that have a white helmet 

I think once they committed to black as being the third color, they were forced to going to the green helmet. Black and green uniforms with a white helmet would never work.

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1 hour ago, vtbx said:

I think once they committed to black as being the third color, they were forced to going to the green helmet. Black and green uniforms with a white helmet would never work.

Could be true. Which makes it worse because the black looks awful.

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25 minutes ago, Matt39 said:

With all the time the Jets seemingly spend on worrying about the new (bad) uniforms and writing up dossiers on pencil neck journalists, it'd be nice if they could squeeze in a playoff season here and there.

We can finally retire the saying "rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic" and replace it with "changing the uniforms of the NY Jets."

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