Popular Post SayNoToDMC Posted February 23, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 23, 2021 Can I just get a like on here? or Dislike? My mom is giving me sh*t that I'm 35 with no girlfriend and I want to show her I'm engaging with people when I visit her tommorow There's 8 other threads saying the same things. I got sources(Adam Schefter) Edit: I should add she hates that the only things hanging up in my room are a Namath jersey and one of a kind painting of him I paid a grand for. 5 5 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted February 23, 2021 Author Share Posted February 23, 2021 I'll pander to anyone 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Greenbloodblitz Posted February 23, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 23, 2021 Put your blow up doll in the passenger seat of your car and bring your Mother a pound cake. Tell your Mom so and so is not feeling well and you can't stay long. If Mom asks where you met, say Hooters. This should work unless you're riding a bicycle. In which case you would just be a loser riding around with a blow-up doll on a bicycle, carrying a pound cake. Chances are your mother already knows. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted February 23, 2021 Author Share Posted February 23, 2021 33 minutes ago, Greenbloodblitz said: Put your blow up doll in the passenger seat of your car and bring your Mother a pound cake. Tell your Mom so and so is not feeling well and you can't stay long. If Mom asks where you met, say Hooters. This should work unless you're riding a bicycle. In which case you would just be a loser riding around with a blow-up doll on a bicycle, carrying a pound cake. Chances are your mother already knows. I've tried this before. I mean it was the bike one, but I'm not getting a car by tommorow. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The Crusher Posted February 23, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 23, 2021 Might be time to just tell her the truth, 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
68JET11 Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 4 hours ago, Greenbloodblitz said: Put your blow up doll in the passenger seat of your car and bring your Mother a pound cake. Tell your Mom so and so is not feeling well and you can't stay long. If Mom asks where you met, say Hooters. This should work unless you're riding a bicycle. In which case you would just be a loser riding around with a blow-up doll on a bicycle, carrying a pound cake. Chances are your mother already knows. This sounds like the perfect @TomShane story lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Way to go . . . Magic 8-Ball! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 6 minutes ago, jetophile said: Way to go . . . Magic 8-Ball! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighPitch Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 if you want her to stop with the girl stuff do what i did with my mom: I was at the breakfast table and she was bitching about me not having a gf, so I whipped out my fleshlight, put some butter in it and said, "What do you mean I have no gf?" Thats stopped it. Good luck 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JustInFudge Posted February 23, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 23, 2021 13 minutes ago, HighPitch said: if you want her to stop with the girl stuff do what i did with my mom: I was at the breakfast table and she was bitching about me not having a gf, so I whipped out my fleshlight, put some butter in it and said, "What do you mean I have no gf?" Thats stopped it. Good luck What was for breakfast? ////Crusher'd 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prime21 Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 7 hours ago, SayNoToDMC said: Can I just get a like on here? or Dislike? My mom is giving me sh*t that I'm 35 with no girlfriend and I want to show her I'm engaging with people when I visit her tommorow There's 8 other threads saying the same things. I got sources(Adam Schefter) Edit: I should add she hates that the only things hanging up in my room are a Namath jersey and one of a kind painting of his I paid a grand for. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 44 minutes ago, JiF said: What was for breakfast? ////Crusher'd Probably coolest way ever to melt the butter for pancakes or waffles. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Ladies and gentlemen, Ocean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted February 24, 2021 Author Share Posted February 24, 2021 You guys give the worst advice. What I gathered here is you're less reliable than my Jets sources. I gave you the same Darnold news as 95% of writers and you told me I should basically ride a unicycle with 8 ball rim spinners, carrying a blowup Jessica Rabbit to see my mom. It wasn't even that bad till I brought out the flesh light to ..........churn butter? Like I should have known that was a joke? but WTF? I don't think I want to be friends anymore. You shouldn't do that with butter You guys got problems Truth be told I'm going to further explore this butter thing, not that it was your intention. It did feel alright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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joewilly12 Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 18 hours ago, Greenbloodblitz said: Put your blow up doll in the passenger seat of your car and bring your Mother a pound cake. Tell your Mom so and so is not feeling well and you can't stay long. If Mom asks where you met, say Hooters. This should work unless you're riding a bicycle. In which case you would just be a loser riding around with a blow-up doll on a bicycle, carrying a pound cake. Chances are your mother already knows. Millennials don't buy blow up dolls they buy the new and improved real sex dolls. Ask @T0mShane he took out a 30 year mortgage to buy one. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted February 24, 2021 Author Share Posted February 24, 2021 Whoops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted February 24, 2021 Author Share Posted February 24, 2021 11 minutes ago, joewilly12 said: Millennials don't buy blow up dolls they buy the new and improved real sex dolls. Ask @T0mShane he took out a 30 year mortgage to buy one. Probably saved him money on the inevitable divorce. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 Hey everyone I don't know what is going on and we do try to be tolerant here. Apparently the OP was trying to get banned. He had some Trump stuff in his profile which we ignored. Then he started this thread and edited the posts. Anyhow we got this message from him: Quote Just ban me. I don't know how you let me go this long We try to not take things too seriously here, so stuff that is bannable elsewhere normally gets laughed at here. But since I am not sure what is going on, I will just say that okay we banned your account. And we hope all is well. Take care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Island Leprechaun Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 And I hope you banned his blow up doll too... er, I mean, his girlfriend from Hooters... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 Message board suicide is a terrible thing to waste. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 Annndd I keep double posting. I should eat an e-bullet myself, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freestater Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 Any update on Nico? 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 Nothing to see here, apparently this was all just a joke. Or a bad dream. Or a wet joke. Not sure. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted February 24, 2021 Author Share Posted February 24, 2021 I would like to state that you should never use the report function as a joke. I'm back on parole. I gotta get Max his lunch for a week. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Things Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 1 minute ago, SayNoToDMC said: I would like to state that you should never use the repot function as a joke. I'm back on parole Phew. So you have a girlfriend and you're engaging with people? Fiiiiinally. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, SayNoToDMC said: I would like to state that you should never use the report function as a joke. I'm back on parole. I gotta get Max his lunch for a week. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 Just now, Jets Things said: Phew. So you have a girlfriend and you're engaging with people? Fiiiiinally. I don't think his account is banned or anything like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted February 24, 2021 Author Share Posted February 24, 2021 9 minutes ago, Jets Things said: Phew. So you have a girlfriend and you're engaging with people? Fiiiiinally. No my life still sucks. I'll continue to take it all out here till I get off for good behavior and can get in trouble again? I've been flying too close to the sun for years. I'm going to be a good boy now 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slikmojet! Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 19 hours ago, SayNoToDMC said: I've tried this before. I mean it was the bike one, but I'm not getting a car by tommorow. I knew a guy called Tom Morow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 14 hours ago, The Crusher said: Probably coolest way ever to melt the butter for pancakes or waffles. Bonus. Nobody else will dare to try and eat your pancakes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggs Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 7 hours ago, RutgersJetFan said: I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS PM Sar 1. If you drive a stratus you can afford to lease a BMW. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 No push-ups? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philc1 Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 On 2/23/2021 at 8:06 AM, SayNoToDMC said: Can I just get a like on here? or Dislike? My mom is giving me sh*t that I'm 35 with no girlfriend and I want to show her I'm engaging with people when I visit her tommorow There's 8 other threads saying the same things. I got sources(Adam Schefter) Edit: I should add she hates that the only things hanging up in my room are a Namath jersey and one of a kind painting of him I paid a grand for. Do push-ups Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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