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[FlightBoyz]

I'm nervous about these dudes messing with this game

[Integrity28]

2 hours ago, JiFields said:

I'm very excited about today's contest.  I want w/ all my heart for Mike F'in White to put all the haters in their grave today.

On a personal note, just really hoping my wife doesnt go into labor before/or during the game.  Please wait till after, Lil Man!  Dad cant wait to meet you but just let me get this game in first.   lmfao 

For old times sake, we should play a mafia game too - so you can argue online about godfathers and scum throughout delivery. ?

[Integrity28]

1 minute ago, FlightBoyz said:

I'm nervous about these dudes messing with this game

10000%

I fully expect it. 

[Lith]

2 hours ago, JiFields said:

I'm very excited about today's contest.  I want w/ all my heart for Mike F'in White to put all the haters in their grave today.

On a personal note, just really hoping my wife doesnt go into labor before/or during the game.  Please wait till after, Lil Man!  Dad cant wait to meet you but just let me get this game in first.   lmfao 

Congrats!!  Last month my second grandchild was born and she and mom waited until the bye week.  My son was very appreciative of how considerate they were. 

I hope your wife and son offer you the same level of cosideration today.

[Integrity28]

1 hour ago, Sonny Werblin said:

If the Jets win and you have a boy, name him White Michael.

[Larz]

[Integrity28]

1 minute ago, Lith said:

Congrats!!  Last month my second grandchild was born and she and mom waited until the bye week.  My son was very appreciative of how considerate they were. 

I hope your wife and son offer you the same level of cosideration today.

I dunno, I kinda think it’d be way cooler to have Jif up to his elbows is newborn poopies…

[Larz]

[CSNY]

Would love to see JJ have a complete game today as the Jets will need a few more big plays from him like the sack he had on Allen when JJ ran him down preventing the Bills from continuing a drive

I am hoping that he will be a key contributor in today’s victory and he gets to take ownership of the Pepsi ROTW week belt 

[T0mShane]

48 minutes ago, JiFields said:

I take offense to this, I timed my ejaculation's perfectly, the due date is tomorrow, specifically for after the Bills game but ya just never know, maybe little man wants to dance himself out the womb to a Mike White led victory, can you blame him? 

I just talked to @FidelioJet. He said you can retain your rights to the game thread as long as you use the suffix “-apono” after the boy’s name. 

[Larz]

Looks like light snow, 10-15 mph winds 

[T0mShane]

41 minutes ago, Lupz27 said:

This is what y’all are missing.  Doesn’t matter who is back at QB if Breece is healthy, our offense ran through him and he is (hopefully not was after injury)  the best offensive weapon the Jets have had since the 2009-2010 OL.  The Jets are just not the same team without him on offense.  Mike White has covered up some of that against to bad defenses let’s see if he can do it against a good defense in a hostile environment.

Breece was a cheat code. Our version of Deebo. 

[doitny]

they just said on the NFL network that Garrett Wilson has the most yards of any WR the last 2 weeks. i think he would stab Saleh if he tries to play Zach again. and i would help.

[CSNY]

9 minutes ago, Larz said:

Looks like light snow, 10-15 mph winds 

Hmmmmm advantage Buffalo due to Allen’s strong arm. 

[Beaver]

Mike White proved he can play in heavy rain against the bears.   Today he proves he can play in the snow.

[The Crusher]

8 hours ago, T0mShane said:

The scumbag media refuses to give Mike White an ounce of respect. Multiple podcasts I’ve listened to have outright said the Jets can’t beat the Bills because of Mike White. “Mike White? Ehhhhhhhhhhhherrrrrrrrrrehhhhhhhhhhhhh <dead air> ehhhh IIIII<vocal fry sound> don’t think I can bet on Mike White hahahahaha<Uncomfortable nerd fake laughter>” said Mina Kimes, whose continued employment can be directly attributed to lecherous old, white ESPN execs with unsettling RedTube search histories. “I’m picking the Bills” said Robert Mays of The Athletic Football Show. “Josh Allen versus Mike White? I don’t know. I would also like to give a nude Nuru massage to Justin Herbert and Mike McDaniels at the same time. Sit tight while I spend the next eight minutes of your life breaking down a third and eight play that Kyle Shanahan drew up for Brock Purdy in the second quarter that had no impact on the game.” Nate Tice, also of The Athletic Football Show, said “I know it’s Mike White, but 10 points is a lot, also here is my bi-weekly list of paper-thin excuses for why Trevor Lawrence is a middling quarterback.” 
 

Guess what, compromised outlets of misinformation?

1. You’re all the chattel property of hedge funds and the second your subscriptions drop by 2%, you’re all making a mad dash to get a job with Bill Simmons’ bottom of the barrel podcast network that allegedly exists somewhere but that’s possibly just a rumor.

2. Mike White is going to outplay Josh Allen by such an extreme that you’re all going to lead your Monday shows NOT with “Wow, Mike White is elite!” but with, “What’s wrong with the Bills??” You filthy cowards. Mike White. 
 

Jets 35

Bills 21

 

[The Crusher]

1 hour ago, Sonny Werblin said:

If the Jets win and you have a boy, name him White Michael.

I have a nephew named Jordan Michael by that same mechanism. 

1 hour ago, JiFields said:

I'm in an interracial marriage, my wife is black and I'm white, I'm not sure this would go over very well...

 

Salvatore Boo Boo FTW

[Larz]

Gotta admit, on the road against a star QB, probably need a defensive score or return score to win.  Call it here and bask in the glory if you’re right 
 

who ya got ?

 

 I’m calling DJ Reed pick 6

[The Crusher]

Just now, Larz said:

Gotta admit, on the road against a star QB, probably need a defensive score or return score to win.  Call it here and bask in the glory if you’re right 
 

who ya got ?

 

 I’m calling DJ Reed pick 6

Of turn a FG into a TD? 

[Sarge4Tide]

This is what I have for the latest roster vs Buffalo

5	Mike White	QB
19	Joe Flacco	QB
2	Zach Wilson	QB	INACTIVE
32	Michael Carter	RB
27	Zonovan Knight	RB
25	Ty Johnson	RB
23	James Robinson	RB
17	Garrett Wilson	WR
84	Corey Davis	WR
8	Elijah Moore	WR
10	Braxton Berrios	WR
11	Denzel Mims	WR
16	Jeff Smith	WR
83	Tyler Conklin	TE
87	C.J. Uzomah	TE
88	Kenny Yeboah	TE
89	Jeremy Ruckert	TE
71	Duane Brown	LT
78	Laken Tomlinson	OG
60	Connor McGovern	C
65	Nate Herbig	G
76	George Fant	T
66	Laurent Duvernay-Tardif	OL
67	Dan Feeney	OG
68	Mike Remmers	OT
58	Carl Lawson	DL
95	Quinnen Williams	DL
98	Sheldon Rankins	DL
91	John Franklin–Myers	DL
47	Bryce Huff	DL
99	Vinny Curry	DL
72	Michael Clemons	DL
94	Solomon Thomas	DL
52	Jermaine Johnson II	DE
97	Nathan Shepherd	DL
57	C.J. Mosley	LB
56	Quincy Williams	LB
9	Kwon Alexander	LB
44	Jamien Sherwood	LB
36	Marcell Harris	LB	PRACTICE SQUAD CALL UP
1	Sauce Gardner	CB
4	D.J. Reed	CB
26	Brandin Echols	CB
30	Michael Carter II	CB
34	Justin Hardee	CB
37	Bryce Hall	CB
29	Lamarcus Joyner	S
3	Jordan Whitehead	S
39	Will Parks	S
21	Ashtyn Davis	S
22	Tony Adams	S
6	Greg Zuerlein	K
7	Braden Mann	P
42	Thomas Hennessy	LS

[FidelioJet]

50 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

I just talked to @FidelioJet. He said you can retain your rights to the game thread as long as you use the suffix “-apono” after the boy’s name. 

I will also accept if @JiFields names his boy Brigham Young 

[Warfish]

Go Jets.  Bring us a big, meaningful WIN today!

[Spoot-Face]

3 hours ago, JTJet said:

All I heard was Nuru Massage...

Great, now we get a glimpse into @T0mShane's porn search history.

[kevinc855]

Getting this dub 

[T0mShane]

1 minute ago, kevinc855 said:

Getting this dub 

Mike White Revenge Game.

[JTJet]

4 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

Great, now we get a glimpse into @T0mShane's porn search history.

That's a rabbit hole I would go down. 

[EM31]

I hope for all the world that I am wrong but this game has the sniff of a blowout. 

[Trotter]

1 hour ago, JiFields said:

I'm in an interracial marriage, my wife is black and I'm white, I'm not sure this would go over very well...

 

I say give it a shot. Holidays would be a blast.

seriuosly congrats.

wonderful news.

if she thinks contractions are starting soon tell her it is only gas.

[Spoot-Face]

3 minutes ago, JTJet said:

That's a rabbit hole I would go down. 

Into furries, I see?

[Spoot-Face]

Also, Jets win today 31-17

[JTJet]

Just now, Spoot-Face said:

Into furries, I see?

Depends on the week. 

[Trotter]

For those who like to put a few dollars on the game, anyone else on jets ml?

[Wit]

3 hours ago, JiFields said:

I'm very excited about today's contest.  I want w/ all my heart for Mike F'in White to put all the haters in their grave today.

On a personal note, just really hoping my wife doesnt go into labor before/or during the game.  Please wait till after, Lil Man!  Dad cant wait to meet you but just let me get this game in first.   lmfao 

If she watches the game with you, you may end up with triplets and mike white delivering the babies. 

[Maynard13]

10 hours ago, Maxman said:

It is game day, the Jets are in Buffalo to play the Bills.  The Bills are pissed after they lost recently to the Zach Wilson led Jets.

Sorry Bills Mafia, this Jets team is better now that Mike White is running the show.

The Jets make a big statement today with a win. A big leap towards the playoffs and they tell the world the division is within reach.

Let's go Jets! Fight for every inch!

 

Jets win today by a few inches. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT for that INCH. 

[Stark]

4 hours ago, JiFields said:

I'm very excited about today's contest.  I want w/ all my heart for Mike F'in White to put all the haters in their grave today.

On a personal note, just really hoping my wife doesnt go into labor before/or during the game.  Please wait till after, Lil Man!  Dad cant wait to meet you but just let me get this game in first.   lmfao 

Wait…. For real? How did I miss this. Congratulations JiF. Get ready to put the golf clubs down for a while.