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2 hours ago, The Crusher said:

No way you consume the poon like Bob Kraft. Kraft bought Chimps Tree, put his kids through college and all four of his wives fake boobs. 

Word is the only reason Bob keeps Tommy around is because Giselle likes to give a hand if you know what i'm sayin 🍆

 

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1 hour ago, Pac said:

Switch it up to something more interesting..  like Strip Club mafia..  mafia are the Johns trying to get cheap lap dances.  town are the "dancers" trying to raise money for college.

People might say you a dick who sucks at this game, but that's a damn good idea bro

You a'ight with me

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6 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

 


You tell Nolder not to do a football-themed game since he doesn’t know the material, yet suggest instead he run a game about strippers and hookers?

 

Maybe we should run a game where well meaning Jets fan enthusiasts start a free fan site on their own money (town) and then a handful of sex deprived perverts post porn in a secret subgroup causing the site to lose advertiser revenue and fold (mafia/third party). A psychiatrist role will be needed. You can mod 

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1 hour ago, Lizard King said:

Maybe we should run a game where well meaning Jets fan enthusiasts start a free fan site on their own money (town) and then a handful of sex deprived perverts post porn in a secret subgroup causing the site to lose advertiser revenue and fold (mafia/third party). A psychiatrist role will be needed. You can mod  

Man, you won't let this go will you!

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2 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Man, you won't let this go will you!

Bob Kraft approves of this message. 

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10 hours ago, Pac said:

How many avatars has Crusher signed up in this game?

I kind of want to play but the game theme is kind of whack..  If you don't know anything about football (which is fine - neither does JiF) you shouldn't be modding a football themed game.

It wasn't like the game was going to be a game of football...

 

Besides I know how it works. Someone hikes the ball and everyone dances until the QB does a twirl and tosses the ball to his bestie who tries to catch it if he does he skips a few feet forward and then makes a hard left or right right into some waterboy. If anyone touches the QB after he tosses the ball he cries until a ref throws him a yellow hankee to blow his nose. Rinse and repeat for 4 15 min quarters. See? It's not that complicated.

 

10 hours ago, Pac said:

Switch it up to something more interesting..  like Strip Club mafia..  mafia are the Johns trying to get cheap lap dances.  town are the "dancers" trying to raise money for college.

You wanna mod? I'm more than happy to step aside I just thought this would be fun.

10 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

 


You tell Nolder not to do a football-themed game since he doesn’t know the material, yet suggest instead he run a game about strippers and hookers?

 

True. I legitimately have never been to a strip club. I almost went in one while I was in downtown Vegas once but my friend felt bad because he was married at the time or something so we just went into another casino insteas.

9 hours ago, Spoot-Face said:

So wait, do you really want to see a bedtime/pokemon theme?

I could do a Pokemon game. The new one is coming out later this year (sword and shield) and the starters look pretty cool.

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12 minutes ago, Nolder said:

It wasn't like the game was going to be a game of football...

 

Besides I know how it works. Someone hikes the ball and everyone dances until the QB does a twirl and tosses the ball to his bestie who tries to catch it if he does he skips a few feet forward and then makes a hard left or right right into some waterboy. If anyone touches the QB after he tosses the ball he cries until a ref throws him a yellow hankee to blow his nose. Rinse and repeat for 4 15 min quarters. See? It's not that complicated.

 

 

Nolder > Macc

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6 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Man, you won't let this go will you!

That's what your penis said.

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4 hours ago, Nolder said:

I could do a Pokemon game. The new one is coming out later this year (sword and shield) and the starters look pretty cool.

Oh, dear lord, what have I done?

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1 minute ago, The Crusher said:

Whats up brother!

How's it going big guy?  Missed you folks - hope you're all doing well!

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1 minute ago, AVM said:

How's it going big guy?  Missed you folks - hope you're all doing well!

Seems to be. Miss you man, when you have time you need to come play one. Dan is playing this game.

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46 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

Seems to be. Miss you man, when you have time you need to come play one. Dan is playing this game.

Depending on how long this one should run, I may could make this one work.  @Nolder? Heading to the Philippines for work on the 29th!  If not this one, the next one for sure.  In a really good place with work now, good balance...think I have the time to enjoy one.

I'll stick around and lurk regardless...going to be here with free agency/draft news anyways!

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48 minutes ago, AVM said:

@Jetsfan80 How's marriage dude?!

@Dan. Hi!!

 

Who else is still around?

AVM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1 hour ago, AVM said:

Depending on how long this one should run, I may could make this one work.  @Nolder? Heading to the Philippines for work on the 29th!  If not this one, the next one for sure.  In a really good place with work now, good balance...think I have the time to enjoy one.

I'll stick around and lurk regardless...going to be here with free agency/draft news anyways!

It depends on sign ups.

I could start tonight if we had at least 9 or 10 players.

I think if we start this week we could finish before your trip.

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[mention=5406]Jetsfan80[/mention] How's marriage dude?!
[mention=9562]Dan.[/mention] Hi!!
 
Who else is still around?


AVM!!!
Not married yet. Coming up Apr 14!
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3 hours ago, AVM said:

Depending on how long this one should run, I may could make this one work.  @Nolder? Heading to the Philippines for work on the 29th!  If not this one, the next one for sure.  In a really good place with work now, good balance...think I have the time to enjoy one.

I'll stick around and lurk regardless...going to be here with free agency/draft news anyways!

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14 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

 


AVM!!!
Not married yet. Coming up Apr 14!

 

Damnit you told me that last time, I think -- two days before my anniversary!  Excited? 

13 hours ago, Sheldon Richardson said:

Dunno why, but i like this dude. We should share a blunt sometime bro

"dunno why" is a sentiment I get a lot, actually...we'd definitely get along

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JVoRY I see you lurking over there...you joining in on this shindig?

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9 minutes ago, AVM said:

Damnit you told me that last time, I think -- two days before my anniversary!  Excited?

Very.  I finally get laid!

Congrats on your anniversary!  I'll send you a gift.  The package will be shaped like an umbrella.  Because it'll be an umbrella. 

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8 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Very.  I finally get laid!

Congrats on your anniversary!  I'll send you a gift.  The package will be shaped like an umbrella.  Because it'll be an umbrella. 

First time in my life I’ve looked forward to someone else getting laid. “ Hercules” “Hercules” 

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23 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Very.  I finally get laid!

Congrats on your anniversary!  I'll send you a gift.  The package will be shaped like an umbrella.  Because it'll be an umbrella. 

I need that gif of Robert Redford nodding now more than ever

But...with how rainy this winter has been you think this joke is appropriate? It's been a very trying time for ECU fans, GFY ya damn dirty seachicken

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This is the kind of banter that gets people shelling out the big bucks for premium super secret membership

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3 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Fine, you can give me a rub and tug.  But that's as far as it's gonna go, alright?

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3 minutes ago, Bleedin Green said:

Fine, you can give me a rub and tug.  But that's as far as it's gonna go, alright?

Sooo.......in?

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