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In honor of @GATA's birthday, I said to myself, "Spoot, you @GATA write up one of your not-so legendary lyric parodies", and so I did.

Without further ado, to the tune of Boston's "Something About You", I present:

 

Something That Bots Do

(Beeeeeeeeeeeeep-Boop)
(Beeeeep-Boooop)
(Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep-Boooooooooooooooooooooop)

When I play Mafia, I tend not to make any sense
It's not easy, when your CPU is this dense
(Beeeeeeeeeep-Boooooop)
But this is something that bots do (I want you to know)
Inside I'm just a PC (it's starting to show)
I've got this process inside
@GATA tag you, tag you
Ain't no good to hide

It isn't easy to show
Without tagging you non-stop
It isn't easy, I know
To play Mafia with a bot like me

When I get tipsy, I like to shoot Verb in his face
But please tell @Arsis, it ain't got to do with his race
(Beeeeeeeeeep-Boooooop)
I cannot tally up VCs (I want you to know)
My software needs an update (I boot up too slow)
I've got this process inside
@GATA tag you, tag you
Ain't no good to hide

It isn't easy to show
Without tagging you non-stop
It isn't easy, I know
To play Mafia with a bot like me
(Beep-Boop)

[Electronically produced guitar solo]
(Beeeeeeeeeeep-Boooooooooop)
(Beeeeeeeeeeep-Boooooooooop)

But this is something that bots do
Inside I'm just a PC
I've got this process inside
@GATA tag you, tag you
Ain't no good to hide

It isn't easy to show
Without tagging you non-stop
It isn't easy, I know
To play Mafia with a bot like me
Like me
Can't you see?
I've @GATA, @GATA tag you.

(BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP-BOOP-BOOP-BOOP)

But this is something that bots do
Yeah, this is something that bots do

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Happy B! Usually whenever it's a friend's birthday I'll search for a picture of a cake with their name on it or a fun quirky video with their name in it.. Didn't actually work out this time. I got some video about some girl's pregnancy. Sorry.

https://youtu.be/9qPesSskJNc

Oh, and I'm too stupid to know how to post a YouTube here so it's an even bigger birthday fail. 

 

 

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3 hours ago, Spoot-Face said:

In honor of @GATA's birthday, I said to myself, "Spoot, you @GATA write up one of your not-so legendary lyric parodies", and so I did.

Without further ado, to the tune of Boston's "Something About You", I present:

 

Something That Bots Do

(Beeeeeeeeeeeeep-Boop)
(Beeeeep-Boooop)
(Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep-Boooooooooooooooooooooop)

When I play Mafia, I tend not to make any sense
It's not easy, when your CPU is this dense
(Beeeeeeeeeep-Boooooop)
But this is something that bots do (I want you to know)
Inside I'm just a PC (it's starting to show)
I've got this process inside
@GATA tag you, tag you
Ain't no good to hide

It isn't easy to show
Without tagging you non-stop
It isn't easy, I know
To play Mafia with a bot like me

When I get tipsy, I like to shoot Verb in his face
But please tell @Arsis, it ain't got to do with his race
(Beeeeeeeeeep-Boooooop)
I cannot tally up VCs (I want you to know)
My software needs an update (I boot up too slow)
I've got this process inside
@GATA tag you, tag you
Ain't no good to hide

It isn't easy to show
Without tagging you non-stop
It isn't easy, I know
To play Mafia with a bot like me
(Beep-Boop)

[Electronically produced guitar solo]
(Beeeeeeeeeeep-Boooooooooop)
(Beeeeeeeeeeep-Boooooooooop)

But this is something that bots do
Inside I'm just a PC
I've got this process inside
@GATA tag you, tag you
Ain't no good to hide

It isn't easy to show
Without tagging you non-stop
It isn't easy, I know
To play Mafia with a bot like me
Like me
Can't you see?
I've @GATA, @GATA tag you.

(BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP-BOOP-BOOP-BOOP)

But this is something that bots do
Yeah, this is something that bots do

TLDR but I’m sure it was worth the 3 days to type with your little fingers. Happy B-Day Mafia Queen!

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