Larz Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 Oh snap I just realized that’s a dodgeball quote lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny Werblin Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 Some may see a guy who takes beaver tranquilizers, but i see a guy who loves football. ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadienJetsFan Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 Seriously beaver tranquilizers? Why do beavers need to be tranquilized? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryu79 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 So bummed by this news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 2 hours ago, CanadienJetsFan said: Seriously beaver tranquilizers? Why do beavers need to be tranquilized? @Beaver @Spoot-Face thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 5 hours ago, peekskill68 said: Wonder if the Texans knew he was a juicer. Might explain the deal they took from Arizona... Don’t give Bill O’Brien that kind of credit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 12 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: @Beaver @Spoot-Face thoughts? Just another tool of The Man keeping us down. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimjasi Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 Ahhh ok, this explains the Cardinals suddenly trading for Hollywood Brown. I kinda thought they already had plenty of WRs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcat Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 8 hours ago, New York Mick said: I didn’t see that coming. They knew it was coming. Just another reason for the trade for Hollywood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 Does not bode will for zona, kyler was a bit of a pumpkin before hopkins arrived, was awesome sauce when playing with him and last year after he got hurt turned back into a pumpkin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcat Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 Well 2 of my 3 keeper league teams just got it right up the ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 6 hours ago, Barry McCockinner said: @Spoot-Face @Beaver Why do you need to tranquilize beavers? Wait, what kind of beaver are we talking here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcat Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 5 minutes ago, Jet Nut said: Why do you need to tranquilize beavers? Wait, what kind of beaver are we talking here? Angry beavers, of course 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 10 minutes ago, Jet Nut said: Why do you need to tranquilize beavers? Probably because they’re so gnawty 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 I love how everything in this statement is probably true while he's never actually denied knowingly using PED's. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggs Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 Hopkins who actively challenged the NFL vaccine policy put steroids in his body? Say it ain’t so Joe!? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggs Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 10 hours ago, CanadienJetsFan said: Seriously beaver tranquilizers? Why do beavers need to be tranquilized? Try and test a beaver for steroids without tranquillizing them first. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Jet Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 Everything else that people partake in that was “not legal” is now mainstream, why not add PEDs to that list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adoni Beast Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 13 hours ago, nycdan said: They didn't sign Murray. The took the fifth year option. Murray is still definitely waiting on an extension that may never come. With the incoming QB class it is smart for Arizona to wait. If the team and Murray fails this year, then Keim and Kingsbury go and you do a complete rebuild with a stacked QB class in 2023. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesr Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 2 hours ago, Irish Jet said: I love how everything in this statement is probably true while he's never actually denied knowingly using PED's. "... working with my team to investigate how I got busted." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
More Cowbell Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 14 hours ago, Barry McCockinner said: @Spoot-Face @Beaver I gotta ask Never mind taking it, but in what situation would you need to tranquilize a beaver? I mean some pharma company developed a drug specifically to stop a beaver? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 2 hours ago, Irish Jet said: I love how everything in this statement is probably true while he's never actually denied knowingly using PED's. How about the part claiming to be both shocked and confused that he had a positive test (unless the shock is that it only revealed trace elements, as he'd expect even more than that; or he was shocked because he thought whatever steps towards concealing it would've worked, or that he thought what he took would've cleared by November, lol) the part of not sharing until he has "more information" (he has all the "more information" already) Those both seem pretty untrue, or in their best light are merely intellectually dishonest (i.e. his actual shock being that he got caught). Feigning ignorance after testing positive for 3 different substances? Lmao. But for PR reasons he has to say this; they all say it, as none are taken to task for lying about cheating on top of the cheating itself. It might even be that they think they'll suffer a worse fate - in PR or perhaps from their team or league offices somehow - if they outright admit it. How could this have happened? --as though it's some enigma that he took steroids and then they actually showed up in his piss. #cheater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycdan Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 3 minutes ago, More Cowbell said: I gotta ask Never mind taking it, but in what situation would you need to tranquilize a beaver? I mean some pharma company developed a drug specifically to stop a beaver? It's a total fake. Comes right from the movie Dodgeball. Quote Mr. Ralph : Unfortunately for Troop 417, during the ADAA-required random drug screening, one of your player's urine tested positive for 3 separate types of anabolic steroids & a low-grade... beaver tranquilizer. I'm afraid, by rule, your team must be disqualified. Having said that, the opportunity for mischief is so high, I have to applaud the effort of whoever got that spun up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny Werblin Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 Have we ruled out the possibility that his diet included beaver meat? It looks delicious. https://www.ehow.com/how_8560364_cook-beaver-meat.html 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 13 minutes ago, More Cowbell said: I gotta ask Never mind taking it, but in what situation would you need to tranquilize a beaver? I mean some pharma company developed a drug specifically to stop a beaver? I prefer high grade beaver tranquillizer myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadienJetsFan Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 7 minutes ago, Sonny Werblin said: Have we ruled out the possibility that his diet included beaver meat? Even up here, I’ve never heard of anyone that eats beaver…the animal that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 12 hours ago, CanadienJetsFan said: Seriously beaver tranquilizers? Why do beavers need to be tranquilized? I can think of at least one occasion where I've wanted to tranquilize a beaver @Spoot-Face 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
More Cowbell Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 28 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said: I prefer high grade beaver tranquillizer myself. That's another. Not only did this Pharma company develop a drug to stop somthing that you can scare away by throwing a rock at it, but apparently they didn't even develop one that was very effective. The beavers are probably walking up to the guy with the dart gun says "Hey, let me get a hit of that" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Sperm Edwards said: How about the part claiming to be both shocked and confused that he had a positive test (unless the shock is that it only revealed trace elements, as he'd expect even more than that; or he was shocked because he thought whatever steps towards concealing it would've worked, or that he thought what he took would've cleared by November, lol) the part of not sharing until he has "more information" (he has all the "more information" already) Those both seem pretty untrue, or in their best light are merely intellectually dishonest (i.e. his actual shock being that he got caught). Feigning ignorance after testing positive for 3 different substances? Lmao. But for PR reasons he has to say this; they all say it, as none are taken to task for lying about cheating on top of the cheating itself. It might even be that they think they'll suffer a worse fate - in PR or perhaps from their team or league offices somehow - if they outright admit it. How could this have happened? --as though it's some enigma that he took steroids and then they actually showed up in his piss. #cheater I did mean shock that got he got caught lol. These guys normally think they're in the clear. The more information stuff is true unless he's hoping he can find some contaminated substance excuse which he probably has his agency working on right now. Very popular with the UFC and Boxing guys. Chael Sonnen set the standard for how to deal with getting busted. He claimed to actually beat the test because they only found two of about fourteen substances that he was using so that was a victory for him. Then upon returning to Bellator he said he was "basically" clean. ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Barry McCockinner said: I can think of at least one occasion where I've wanted to tranquilize a beaver @Spoot-Face Because you can't handle me at full-strength. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
More Cowbell Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 Looks like someone has a sense of humor about this Following the news, there was an online rumour that DeAndre Hopkins took beaver tranquilizer, which is why he was suspended. The rumor appears to have come from a large Twitter account with a following of 94k followers. The post read: ‘Per sources, DeAndre Hopkins tested positive for three separate types of anabolic steroids and a low-grade beaver tranquilizer’ However, this is false and is actually a movie reference. The quote comes from the movie Dodgeball with Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn. In the movie, the dodgeball team loses to girl scouts in the regional round of the tournament. However, the scouts are then disqualified because one of them (Bernice) is taking “three separate types of anabolic steroids & a low-grade beaver tranquilizer.” Full article here https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2022/05/03/debunking-that-deandre-hopkins-beaver-tranquilizer-rumor/?amp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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