Warfish Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 4 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: Gronk has been living an orgy and will walk right ui to the HOF. Gronk wasn't a QB. Gronk was made by Brady. Brady was 100% football when it was time to be 100% football, and he never, ever sucked like Wilson sucked last year. No worries, I guess we'll all revisit this and many other Zach topics at seasons end. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 1 minute ago, Warfish said: Gronk wasn't a QB. Gronk was made by Brady. Brady was 100% football when it was time to be 100% football, and he never, ever sucked like Wilson sucked last year. Almost not even worth an eye roll in response. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FootballLove Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 Zack in the huddle, raises hand to Mims' face: "Shmell my finger!!!!" Corey Davis falls down laughing. The next time I read 'Zack SCORES!!!' I hope it's between the hash marks and not the bed sheets..... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warfish Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 4 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: Almost not even worth an eye roll in response. Sorry, I'm not biting on stinkbait tonight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warfish Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 3 hours ago, Rhg1084 said: Lol, 100% accurate on this one, freely admitted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 1 minute ago, Warfish said: Sorry, I'm not biting on stinkbait tonight. You literally just did. Since I like you you got my prior response, rather than more antagonization. ♥️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warfish Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 4 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: You literally just did. Does an attempt at dismissal count as rising? I'd say no. (And yes, I just rose again, lol). 4 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: Since I like you you got my prior response, rather than more antagonization. ♥️ Sorta felt like antagonization. And I like you too. Which you know. And yes, I know I'm being an old twat on this one. I'm nothing if not self-aware. As noted to slats, I have my reasons. Like us sucking and Zach sucking and being soooooooo tired of ******* sucking. My ability to cheer Zach for Mom-******* is just at a nadir I guess. If Mom ******* makes Zach into Gronk, I'll be the first to start pimping Moms. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 21 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: In my 20’s I’d had iso much fun that I didn’t sober up until lunch time at work the next day. I am immensely successful and handsome to boot. I hope this triggers people. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 3 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said: Damn that media for not posting more pics/vids/reports about Zach Wilson studying the playbook. That's the REAL interesting stuff the public demands. Damn them. I personally take this information as confirmation that Zach Wilson doesnt even touch a Football unless the camera is on. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JustInFudge Posted July 12, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 12, 2022 20 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: Almost not even worth an eye roll in response. Brady left his pregnant Hollywood actress girlfriend for the most famous and successful super model in the world. This thread is amazing. It has legendary potential. 2 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JustInFudge Posted July 13, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 13, 2022 28 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: In my 20’s I’d had iso much fun that I didn’t sober up until lunch time at work the next day. I am immensely successful and handsome to boot. I hope this triggers people. Ditto a lot of my 30's too. The one thing I'm wondering is, why are we assuming she wasnt reading the playbook to Zach while he was banging? In my experience, older woman love teaching younger men and often in erotic ways. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out of Bounce Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 57 minutes ago, bitonti said: (side discussion: did he really have to bang Dax's mom? Like that was an appropriate response to bro code violation? It was scorched earth. He could have taken the high road, as unfunny as that would have been) That isn't what the rumor is. Mom's best friend, not his best friend's mom. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 53 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: In my 20’s I’d had iso much fun that I didn’t sober up until lunch time at work the next day. I am immensely successful and handsome to boot. I hope this triggers people. ^^^ Lives in an actual sewer. Let that be a lesson folks. Never party, ever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimjasi Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 1 hour ago, bitonti said: Sanchez idea of fun was to go to Broadway and get his pictures taken with Kate Upton Darnold idea of fun was to make out with every feverish coed in Hackensack And now Zach's "idea of fun" which is sloppy, hugely Freudian and a little bit petty (side discussion: did he really have to bang Dax's mom? Like that was an appropriate response to bro code violation? It was scorched earth. He could have taken the high road, as unfunny as that would have been) But yeah every time someone like me or Warfish says "gee I wish he could be better at football" and each time the "Boyz will be Boyz" brigade storms in to defend the quarterback's right to a private life Do we hear anything about Josh Allen's private life? That stuff is distractions. To quote rockys trainer mick, Women weaken legs before a fight. Is Zach's ridiculous personal life really going to help him find the open man? "It does not hurt" appears to be the consensus around here. I guess we'll find out. At least he's being entertaining off the field, since he can't do it on the field Smash cut to that week 8 trade for another swordsman, Jimmy G. His literal dating of porn stars is the next logical step for this reality show franchise The curse of Namath continues. Just once they should draft a qb based more on football potential and less on personal charisma. He didn’t bang his friend’s mom, he banged his mom’s friend 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claymation Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 I wonder if Zach motorboated his Mom’s friend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 22 minutes ago, JiFapono said: Ditto a lot of my 30's too. The one thing I'm wondering is, why are we assuming she wasnt reading the playbook to Zach while he was banging? In my experience, older woman love teaching younger men and often in erotic ways. On 7/11/2022 at 11:46 AM, Jetsfan80 said: And how do you know he isn't going over the playbook with his mom's BFF after they've had the secks, SIR? Great minds! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 1 minute ago, slimjasi said: He didn’t bang his friend’s mom, he banged his mom’s friend 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 5 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: Great minds! I was thinking about during, actually. Working on his focus for the field but also helping him go a little longer, you know that prepubescent teen is a minute man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimjasi Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 I’m so happy this thread is still a thing. 1000 times more interesting than all of the repetitive Wilson sucks vs. Wilson will be great circle jerks that have permeated the offseason on this board. My two cents is Zach should get all of the p*ssy he can get until he finds wifey and I salute him. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out of Bounce Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 5 hours ago, Warfish said: And make no mistake, if this story was about Mac Jones, we'd all be 100% mocking him and discussing how unfocussed on football he is because of it. Cool would be a story about how Zach is 100% about winning a Title and spending every waking offseason moment working towards that goal. You know, like the worst QB in the NFL the previous seasons damn well should be. Arguing that he's unfocused based on this drama is absurd. Taking the position that spending every waking moment practicing a skill is actually an effective strategy for improvement is beyond absurd. If you're going to be humorless, at least make some sense. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jet Nut Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 2 hours ago, bitonti said: Sanchez idea of fun was to go to Broadway and get his pictures taken with Kate Upton Darnold idea of fun was to make out with every feverish coed in Hackensack And now Zach's "idea of fun" which is sloppy, hugely Freudian and a little bit petty (side discussion: did he really have to bang Dax's mom? Like that was an appropriate response to bro code violation? It was scorched earth. He could have taken the high road, as unfunny as that would have been) But yeah every time someone like me or Warfish says "gee I wish he could be better at football" and each time the "Boyz will be Boyz" brigade storms in to defend the quarterback's right to a private life Do we hear anything about Josh Allen's private life? That stuff is distractions. To quote rockys trainer mick, Women weaken legs before a fight. Is Zach's ridiculous personal life really going to help him find the open man? "It does not hurt" appears to be the consensus around here. I guess we'll find out. At least he's being entertaining off the field, since he can't do it on the field Smash cut to that week 8 trade for another swordsman, Jimmy G. His literal dating of porn stars is the next logical step for this reality show franchise The curse of Namath continues. Just once they should draft a qb based more on football potential and less on personal charisma. Thanks Freud. Sloppy seconds. Skipped all the way to the end for the hugely childish claim that they drafted Zach because of his personal charisma instead of his potential as a QB. Your takes would be more at home on TMZ than a sports board. Here’s the thing. If you’re one of the fools, you know who you are trying to make another stupid take against Zach based on a tweet from an ex girl friend you need to take inventory of your senses. My god, mindless is the only way to take this take 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 2 hours ago, Warfish said: If you all love this reality TV BS, have at it. Like I said, proof will be in the pudding, he best not suck fat cocks week 1. What, you’re going to tell us that if he sucks fat cocks in week 1 it’s because of a MILF he may have banged in May instead of a 20 something? Is there some kind of curse in older vaginas I’m not getting here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal N of Provo Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 Early in this thread I learned the name for something we’ve all noticed - Incils. Later in the thread I learned there’s Grancil’s as well, “stay off that ladies lawn! “ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 2 hours ago, Warfish said: Does an attempt at dismissal count as rising? I'd say no. (And yes, I just rose again, lol). Sorta felt like antagonization. And I like you too. Which you know. And yes, I know I'm being an old twat on this one. I'm nothing if not self-aware. As noted to slats, I have my reasons. Like us sucking and Zach sucking and being soooooooo tired of ******* sucking. My ability to cheer Zach for Mom-******* is just at a nadir I guess. If Mom ******* makes Zach into Gronk, I'll be the first to start pimping Moms. I said "more antagonization". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Jetsfan80 said: ^^^ Lives in an actual sewer. Let that be a lesson folks. Never party, ever. My sewer has appreciated over 200% in 9 years. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HawkeyeJet Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 Anyone else consider this is Zach’s slow burn revenge tour against his Mom for allowing herself to get caught on camera twerking at a weeding and constantly making a spectacle of herself on social media after he was drafted? Touche, Zachary. Never rush things like this. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantasy Island Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 On 7/10/2022 at 5:33 PM, Jimmy 2 Times said: Believe it or not, I prefer it. I have my wife grow it way out every couple months to change it up. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 12 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said: Damn that media for not posting more pics/vids/reports about Zach Wilson studying the playbook. That's the REAL interesting stuff the public demands. Damn them. Every QB is a “film junkie” until they bust then they were an unfocused poop-brain all along. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 2 hours ago, jgb said: Every QB is a “film junkie” until they bust then they were an unfocused poop-brain all along. Does him watching The Graduate everyday count? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 54 minutes ago, The Crusher said: Does him watching The Graduate everyday count? Double credit for acting it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Goodman Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 Edit: just saw that the same meme was posted above 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sourceworx Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 11 hours ago, Claymation said: I wonder if Zach motorboated his Mom’s friend. Zach attending his mother's book club meeting: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 32 minutes ago, jgb said: Double credit for acting it out His completion rate seems be to be 100% 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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