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[shuler82]

I’ll be at the stadium, hoping against all odds I’m not drowning myself in $14 beers after Zach bails out of another clean pocket and pirouettes his way to yet another throw away. 

[T0mShane]

1 minute ago, JiFields said:

This is just one dude, but imagine the entire Jets locker room breaking out into this flash mob style before they go take that W from the Lions.

Mike White clearly has the maracas, just keeping the good vibrations alive...

 

Had to turn it off. The slapping on the garbage can ruined the vibe, which is a metaphor for Zach Wilson’s career.

[T0mShane]

Just now, shuler82 said:

I’ll be at the stadium, hoping against all odds I’m not drowning myself in $14 beers after Zach bails out of another clean pocket and pirouettes his way to yet another throw away. 

Can you file reports as to which Jets receiver quits and/or flips out first? Thx

[FlightBoyz]

Feed the Beast ?

[More Cowbell]

19 minutes ago, SuicidalSince98 said:

I am surprised so many of you here have such bad feel for today’s game. I am typically negative going into games but today’s isn’t one to be worried about. Jets will blow the lions out. Now the jags? That’s more dicey…

It's  because MW isn't playing

[More Cowbell]

7 minutes ago, More Cowbell said:

Playing well for Zach is 154 yards and 1 TD. 

@FidelioJet are you saying Zach didn't  play well against the Bills? 

[SickJetFan]

3 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Can you file reports as to which Jets receiver quits and/or flips out first? Thx23

The 1st one that does will be on the trading block (cough cough Moore) around 4-22-2023

[Greensleeves]

I think a reason why we can win with Zach is because MLF calls a more balanced game. It's not about the 300 yards passing, it's about being a balanced offense and doing well on 3rd downs and in the red zone.

[Larz]

Let’s go mother****ers !!!!!

 

 

[More Cowbell]

2 minutes ago, Greensleeves said:

I think a reason why we can win with Zach is because MLF calls a more balanced game. It's not about the 300 yards passing, it's about being a balanced offense and doing well on 3rd downs and in the red zone.

Yes, 8 consecutive  run plays on the last drive of the Bills game. We need this kind of balance with Zach. 

[Integrity28]

16 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Had to turn it off. The slapping on the garbage can ruined the vibe, which is a metaphor for Zach Wilson’s career.

Too close to home for guys like us.

[DireJet]

30 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

 

Sorry, Jets are a vibes team and the vibes are #dead

Vibes are on life support at best and will fully perish if Q is out. 

[The Crusher]

I’m going to listen to it as I Christmas shop and won’t be in this thread much so please behave. Love each and everyone of you deeply. 

[Larz]

 

[Integrity28]

4 minutes ago, Greensleeves said:

I think a reason why we can win with Zach is because MLF calls a more balanced game. It's not about the 300 yards passing, it's about being a balanced offense and doing well on 3rd downs and in the red zone.

Part of me sorta agrees. MLF seems to be more pragmatic when hiding the QB. When White got in there and showed competence, MLF seemed to act like my boy does after eating 3 bowls of Lucky Charms for breakfast.

[SickJetFan]

6 minutes ago, Greensleeves said:

I think a reason why we can win with Zach is because MLF calls a more balanced game. It's not about the 300 yards passing, it's about being a balanced offense and doing well on 3rd downs and in the red zone.

i think it is more about facing more 3rd and long and playing from behind

[Integrity28]

1 minute ago, The Crusher said:

I’m going to listen to it as I Christmas shop and won’t be in this thread much so please behave. Love each and everyone of you deeply. 

Yea, we’ll I’m going to listen to it while I Christmas wrap, because I’m all finished shopping!!!

[DireJet]

2 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

I’m going to listen to it as I Christmas shop and won’t be in this thread much so please behave. Love each and everyone of you deeply. 

Don’t do your friends and family like that. They’re gonna end up with some truly awful sh*t as you rage shop. ?

[GreenFish]

Hoping Zach looks like Joe Montana out there today. We’ll go from having zero FQBs to having 2 FQBs. It’s the kind of problem I would like to have within the next few hours.

[LIJetsFan]

Lions won their last 5 games.  I'm pessimistic, damn it  

GO JETS!

[The Crusher]

34 minutes ago, Integrity28 said:

Yea, well I’m going to listen to it while I Christmas wrap, because I’m all finished shopping!!!

My Christmas shopping propper is done, I haven’t gone out shopping much because since kids grew up it’s easier to shop for them online. But with my 16 month old Grandson closing in on Christmas #2 I’m going to maraud around and buy toys!! I haven’t bought little kid toys in like a decade! F on line, I’m gonna go play  with those bitches first! Couple nice custom toy shops in Ajexandia and DC where you can try them out. 

[The Crusher]

8 minutes ago, DireJet said:

Don’t do your friends and family like that. They’re gonna end up with some truly awful sh*t as you rage shop. ?

Thanks friend but I’ve already accepted this game will look like one from the first half of last year. Plus nothing is ruining today for me, can’t wait! 

 

1 minute ago, The Crusher said:

My Christmas shopping popper is done, I haven’t gone out shopping much because since kids grew up it’s easier to shop for them online. But with my 16 month old Grandson closing in on Christmas #2 I’m going to maraud around and buy toys!! I haven’t bought little kid toys in like a decade! F on line, I’m gonna go play  with those bitches first! Couple nice custom toy shops in Ajexandia and DC where you can try them out. 

 

[More Cowbell]

@The Crusher Xmas shopping

[Integrity28]

7 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

My Christmas shopping popper is done, I haven’t gone out shopping much because since kids grew up it’s easier to shop for them online. But with my 16 month old Grandson closing in on Christmas #2 I’m going to maraud around and buy toys!! I haven’t bought little kid toys in like a decade! F on line, I’m gonna go play  with those bitches first! Couple nice custom toy shops in Ajexandia and DC where you can try them out. 

Oh, I’m fully with you. Gotta toy shop in person. It’s magic. Especially at that age. 

I was just humble bragging, because it’s a true feat… since September I’ve had Covid for 2 weeks, some other weird sh*t that lasted 4 weeks, and the flu… I moved my family to an apartment because we’re remodeling the whole house … so, being able to say “well, at least I hit the important stuff done” is sorta my mood today. ♥️

[Integrity28]

1 minute ago, More Cowbell said:

@The Crusher Xmas shopping

That thing would be saw dust.

[Integrity28]

19 minutes ago, Larz said:

 

Boycraft?

 

[Jetlife33]

 

[RoadFan]

52 minutes ago, FlightBoyz said:

Feed the Beast ?

This.  
 

Run the effin’ ball.

[Rangers9]

I thought we matched up well with the Lions and White could more consistently lead the offense so I felt the Jets at home were favorites. Zach is more of an unknown after his benching even though he has more starts than White and more Ws as starter this season. Zach is 5-2 as Jets starter this season both Ls to NEP. btw in terms of throwing yardage during a game it's not always a material stat sometimes the flow of the game changes and good Qbs including Allen etc have lower passing yardage stats but the team wins. So do I think the Jets can win today even though much of Zach's success as starter was when Breece Hall was healthy. Give him some credit he was able to run an offense with the emphasis on a star running back. We'll see but I think today we win 24-16. 

[The Crusher]

3 minutes ago, Rangers9 said:

I thought we matched up well with the Lions and White could more consistently lead the offense so I felt the Jets at home were favorites. Zach is more of an unknown after his benching even though he has more starts than White and more Ws as starter this season. Zach is 5-2 as Jets starter this season both Ls to NEP. btw in terms of throwing yardage during a game it's not always a material stat sometimes the flow of the game changes and good Qbs including Allen etc have lower passing yardage stats but the team wins. So do I think the Jets can win today even though much of Zach's success as starter was when Breece Hall was healthy. Give him some credit he was able to run an offense with the emphasis on a star running back. We'll see but I think today we win 24-16. 

I think the issue is the uptick in Prozac prescriptions for the players since White went down and Zach got the nod. 

[the Claw]

Today, December the 18th of 2022, is the day that Zach Wilson ends four careers in one fell swoop. 
 

 

 

but who?

[jetspenguin]

Is Q playing? That right there is the only thing that will matter. We have lost soooo many difference makers this year. He would be the straw that breaks all camels.

Sent from the NY Jets /Zack Wilson Suicide Watch desk.

[FidelioJet]

More money keeps coming in on the Jets.  

Line's moved since ZW came back.  Now Detroit +1.5

Interesting how the betting public sees this team differently than its fans.

[AbstraKt]

1 hour ago, More Cowbell said:

It's  because MW isn't playing

And Q-Will is a 50-50 game time decision.

[AbstraKt]

8 minutes ago, jetspenguin said:

Is Q playing? That right there is the only thing that will matter. We have lost soooo many difference makers this year. He would be the straw that breaks all camels.

Sent from the NY Jets /Zack Wilson Suicide Watch desk.