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10 minutes ago, JiF said:

Dude, if you would have just told me you're a fatty this relationship could have started off much differently.

I ❤️ fatties

it's my thing

You know the saying, the more the cushion the more the pushin'.

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28 minutes ago, Warfish said:

I'm a big mo-fo.

6'5" (well, maybe 6'4" nowdays, fat is heavy after all).

400 pounds.  Or in the ballpark.

Yes, I'm a big, fat man, yes it's bad for me, and yes I should change it.  Got it.

My gripe:

It is now well over a year since the Jets changed their uniforms, and as of yet we still do not have a 5x Option on their online shop.  5x and 6x used to be something they carried regularly in the old uniforms, and still can be picked up for all manner of nobody players in the old scheme even today.

Now look, I get it, the healthy folks here will roll their eyes, make a fat joke, and move on.  But let's also be clear, I am hardly the only 5x or 5Tall size NFL Football Fan on earth.  

What's the story?  Is Nike simply not doing bigger than 4x for Jerseys anymore?  I notice this same issue for Nats Jerseys now that Nike is doing those too, nothing bigger than 4x.

I may not be the biggest fan of the new dude, but I have always proudly worn the gear on gamedays down here in DC.  Sure, the "men don;t wear another man's name" thing is a thing, and you're entitled to that, but alot of feel differently and still do wear Jerseys on gameday.  

I have to wonder this far along if I'll simply be locked out of wearing teh new duds for good (because lets be clear, I'm not going to get materially shorter or less broad in the chest/gut anytime soon).

Personal grip, feel free to ignore, just curious is this is a Nike thing maybe, since I'm seeing it in other sports gear they do as well.

/fat jokes commence, but be warned, Crusher is like me, albeit a shorter me, he knows me personally, and we both can sit on top of you if you insult us too hard.  :) 

I like it hard 

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25 minutes ago, nico002 said:

Wait, you actually root for the Jets?

Seems you missed quite a few of my posts, mate.  Lol!

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😧This thread is heading into some disgusting territory, Max please make it stop since Crusher is enjoying this too much to do anything about it. 

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14 minutes ago, Grandy said:

Can you block?

Nope.  Amazingly, when I did play (oh, 25 years ago now) I was a relatively svelte 285 pound WR/H-Back.  It was about those baseball hands, all those years playing baseball meant I could catch, unlike alot of kids in H.S. lol.  And I moved pretty good for a big dude.  Man, those days are loooooong gone now.

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13 minutes ago, playtowinthegame said:

You know the saying, the more the cushion the more the pushin'.

At 6'5 350+ he may be the one doing the pushin'. Keep that in mind.

scared the simpsons GIF

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I’m in the neighborhood, 6’7”, 305

luckily 3x is available in most things. 
 

 

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12 minutes ago, Larz said:

I’m in the neighborhood, 6’7”, 305

luckily 3x is available in most things. 
 

 

Where the hell were you back when we were competing in the flag football tournament at MetLife?

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Write a letter to Becton addressed to the Jets requesting a signed Jersey.  Tell him why.  I bet you get a Jersey that fits. 

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1 hour ago, Grandy said:

Can you block?

Right?

Why is @Warfish and @The Crusher not pancaking for Sam on the Interior he needs you!

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1 hour ago, Warfish said:

I'm a big mo-fo.

6'5" (well, maybe 6'4" nowdays, fat is heavy after allmaterially shorter or less broad in the chest/gut anytime soon).

Personal grip, feel free to ignore, just curious is this is a Nike thing maybe, since I'm seeing it in other sports gear they do as well.

/fat jokes commence, but be warned, Crusher is like me, albeit a shorter me, he knows me personally, and we both can sit on top of you if you insult us too hard.  :) 

 

I'll never understand but i WILL stand. 

 

I WILL fight for you and your equality. 

 

You can count on me to be an ally. Whether they are microaggressions like fat jokes, or overt discrimination in the form of unfair seat placement at airplanes, restaurants - i WILL fight for you. I will give you my chair and be your shield. Trust me, i'm a good guy. 

 

SILENCE is compliance, and i will NOT be silent. I will make lots of noise on YOUR behalf because i'm an awesome human being, fully committed to making AMERICA a more equal country. 

 

In the meantime, i will buy you a few twinkies and a deluxe pack of Doritos, while giving an order to my tailor for a custom triple XL Jets jersey. Stay strong, my friend. We're in this together. 

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21 minutes ago, Lupz27 said:

Right?

Why is @Warfish and @The Crusher not pancaking for Sam on the Interior he needs you!

To quote Ray Lucas, the fatties up front...

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1 hour ago, Warfish said:

I'm a big mo-fo.

6'5" (well, maybe 6'4" nowdays, fat is heavy after all).

400 pounds.  Or in the ballpark.

Yes, I'm a big, fat man, yes it's bad for me, and yes I should change it.  Got it.

My gripe:

It is now well over a year since the Jets changed their uniforms, and as of yet we still do not have a 5x Option on their online shop.  5x and 6x used to be something they carried regularly in the old uniforms, and still can be picked up for all manner of nobody players in the old scheme even today.

Now look, I get it, the healthy folks here will roll their eyes, make a fat joke, and move on.  But let's also be clear, I am hardly the only 5x or 5Tall size NFL Football Fan on earth.  

What's the story?  Is Nike simply not doing bigger than 4x for Jerseys anymore?  I notice this same issue for Nats Jerseys now that Nike is doing those too, nothing bigger than 4x.

I may not be the biggest fan of the new dude, but I have always proudly worn the gear on gamedays down here in DC.  Sure, the "men don;t wear another man's name" thing is a thing, and you're entitled to that, but alot of feel differently and still do wear Jerseys on gameday.  

I have to wonder this far along if I'll simply be locked out of wearing teh new duds for good (because lets be clear, I'm not going to get materially shorter or less broad in the chest/gut anytime soon).

Personal grip, feel free to ignore, just curious is this is a Nike thing maybe, since I'm seeing it in other sports gear they do as well.

/fat jokes commence, but be warned, Crusher is like me, albeit a shorter me, he knows me personally, and we both can sit on top of you if you insult us too hard.  :) 

 

Post your 40 time!

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27 minutes ago, Lupz27 said:

Right?

Why is @Warfish and @The Crusher not pancaking for Sam on the Interior he needs you!

Dude I’m 5’7”. Other then Dowell Loggins im not pancaking anyone.,

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4 minutes ago, jetstream23 said:

 

Post your 40 time!

Next week 😁

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I did not know this. 

SAR I

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27 minutes ago, jetstream23 said:

Post your 40 time!

Lol, not gonna happen.  Last time I posted my fastball speed I got into a long debate about speeds measured in college are never accurate, etc, etc, etc.  Not doing THAT again. 🤣

 

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Buy two jerseys and sew them together, fatty. 
 

That’s what I have to do. 

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4 minutes ago, Thor99 said:

Buy two jerseys and sew them together, fatty. 
 

That’s what I have to do. 

Lol, I can see it now.....

"Hey man, I never knew the Jets had a player who wore #8856, that's cool man". 🤣

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3 hours ago, Lurker89 said:

Don't threaten me with a good time.😘seth rogen jewish GIF

Ummmmmmmm YOU HAVE ISSUES!!!!!

:) 

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Maybe we can all give you our Adams shirts and you can sew them into one? LOL

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