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Having a horrid diarrhea attack in middle of public swimming pool

 

Driving a rusty nail in my ear

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1 hour ago, HawkeyeJet said:

Licking discarded Covid test swabs

Actual picture of Covid test site.

 

 

Accurate. 

 

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Having respect for the Cheatriots' accomplishments...

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Brain surgery. Well, I was out for that part, but I watched the Jets eat it 2 days later sedated with one eye open because that's all I could manage. PAIN. 

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Eating mayonnaise from a jar with a dirty scumbag at the bottom....

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16 hours ago, Spoot-Face said:

Performing DIY hernia surgery is easier than watching the Jets play.

 

That one's for you, @CanadaSteve!

I don't know, I kinda like being all drugged out and talking to a doctor while he is stitching my muscle lining together!

 

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9 hours ago, jgb said:

Colonoscopy. Lobotomy. 

equivalent procedures for 90% of Jet Nation

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8 minutes ago, CanadaSteve said:

I don't know, I kinda like being all drugged out and talking to a doctor while he is stitching my muscle lining together!

 

I hope it's all going well for you, dude.

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7 hours ago, Spoot-Face said:

I hope it's all going well for you, dude.

Still working on getting a surgery date.  Things are backed up in Canada by about 7 weeks thanks to COVID...

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12 minutes ago, CanadaSteve said:

Still working on getting a surgery date.  Things are backed up in Canada by about 7 weeks thanks to COVID...

Oof. I bet that's not a fun wait. Sorry to hear that, man.

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14 minutes ago, CanadaSteve said:

Still working on getting a surgery date.  Things are backed up in Canada by about 7 weeks thanks to COVID...

Good luck, man!

We'll put you on IR.  :-) 

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Having to watch re-runs of the previous 6 games at half speed.

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10 hours ago, jetstream23 said:

Good luck, man!

We'll put you on IR.  :-) 

I will be glad to play outside LB when I get back.  Although, being 52, out of shape and no football talent may not help.

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11 hours ago, CanadaSteve said:

Still working on getting a surgery date.  Things are backed up in Canada by about 7 weeks thanks to COVID...

I hear Mexico is having a special on hernia operations.

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3 hours ago, CanadaSteve said:

I will be glad to play outside LB when I get back.  Although, being 52, out of shape and no football talent may not help.

While those don’t sound like perfect characteristics for LB, I think you’d probably be the third best on the Jets.

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