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We are going into KC next Sunday and smacking the Chiefs in the mouth.  Darnold throws for four TDs and we sack Mahommes five times.  Guaranteed 45-3 win which puts us on track for a Super Bowl run!!!!

Nurse: "Doctor, the patient seems to be muttering something and appears agitated."

Doctor: "Yes, that happens occasionally after electro-convulsive therapy.  See it a lot with these Jets fans, though.  Give him more sedation.  Damn, I feel for these poor saps."

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28 minutes ago, Beerfish said:

The jets are going to win a game or two late to totally screw themselves. book it

All the bad teams will win a couple. Many play vs. themselves. And they are playing at a way higher competitive level than we are. And our schedule is way more brutal than any of the scrub teams.  It favors us to go winless. 

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6 minutes ago, pointman said:

Don't you fret, Gase got this.

Oh, I’m not worried. I think we are clearly the favorites.  

I’m just saying that if the jets do somehow win a game, the team that could steal the top pick from us is Jacksonville. They are complete trash and also have a very tough schedule. 

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3 minutes ago, slimjasi said:

Oh, I’m not worried. I think we are clearly the favorites.  

I’m just saying that if the jets do somehow win a game, the team that could steal the top pick from us is Jacksonville. They are complete trash and also have a very tough schedule. 

I'd be lying if I said I thought we had this on lock. I fear we will Jet this up.

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13 minutes ago, Scoop24 said:

Washington ,dallas, eagles are all solid chances for the giants right now

Possible. The Texans and the Falcons don't seem committed to winning anymore games so there are a lot of teams fighting for that number one spot. I think 1 win will be too many wins. There could be a 5 way tie if the Jets get one win and all the rest of the 1 win teams lose out. I think only 0-16 will secure it.  

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10 minutes ago, STLuLu said:

Possible. The Texans and the Falcons don't seem committed to winning anymore games so there are a lot of teams fighting for that number one spot. I think 1 win will be too many wins. There could be a 5 way tie if the Jets get one win and all the rest of the 1 win teams lose out. I think only 0-16 will secure it.  

There is almost no chance that there be be five 1-15 teams. That is extremely unlikely. 

The Falcons and Vikings probably each have too much talent to go 1-15, IMO

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