Bob Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 I always knew he was a turd. http://www.sportingnews.com/nfl/story/2014-04-21/keyshawn-johnson-arrested-domestic-violence-ex-girlfriend-tmz-espn-nfl-analyst Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Thats it, if he keeps his job, I'm banning the NFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Should have just given him the damn phone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 ESPN going to fire him? Hire Wayne Chrebet as replacement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Ya he entered ThugTurd status http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ThugTurd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Wow....really. Breaking a phone is misdemeanor. The story does not say how she injured her hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stugotz81 Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Should have just given him the damn phone My first thought too lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 I dont know. I fell off the toilet one time and Mrs Crusher sprained her leg trying to run under a door fram thinking it was an earthqauke. Sometimes this stuff happens in families. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 I dont know. I fell off the toilet one time and Mrs Crusher sprained her leg trying to run under a door fram thinking it was an earthqauke. Sometimes this stuff happens in families. LOL That really was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Damn I was hoping he kicked Justin Beiber's ass for speeding around the neighborhood again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Damn I was hoping he kicked Justin Beiber's ass for speeding around the neighborhood again Then he would have been given a medal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Should have just given him the damn phone Aw man, beat me to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonehands Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 He should be fine as far as jail time because he commited his crime against a woman and not a dog. After a few months, the fans will give him a complete pass, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 He should be fine as far as jail time because he commited his crime against a woman and not a dog. After a few months, the fans will give him a complete pass, too. Dude a lot of times I like my dog better then my girl, especially if I have a big ass jar of peanut butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 I wonder if she had a sext from tiger woods on her phone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCarl40 Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Just throw me the damn phone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Ya he entered ThugTurd status http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ThugTurd I think he should at least get probationary ThugTurd status since he did go after Justin Bieber which is a good thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Just throw me the damn phone! +1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 I think he should at least get probationary ThugTurd status since he did go after Justin Bieber which is a good thing. good point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 He should be fine as far as jail time because he commited his crime against a woman and not a dog. After a few months, the fans will give him a complete pass, too. Agree on your last (sad) point. But had Keyshawn done the same thing to the woman that Vick did with and had others do to his dogs, then I'm sure Keyshawn's punishment and sentence would be an order of magnitude higher than Vick's was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonehands Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Agree on your last (sad) point. But had Keyshawn done the same thing to the woman that Vick did with and had others do to his dogs, then I'm sure Keyshawn's punishment and sentence would be an order of magnitude higher than Vick's was. Not looking to get too philosophical, but: crimes against humans >>>>>>>>crimes against animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TnT Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 If only Snackman saved the day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Damn I was hoping he kicked Justin Beiber's ass for speeding around the neighborhood again. I would have bought the $44.99 ppv of that happening even knowing it lasted a fraction of the Tyson vs. Spinks fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gastineau Lives Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Dude a lot of times I like my dog better then my girl, especially if I have a big ass jar of peanut butter. Ass jar dog peanut butter. Five words that should never be posted in one sentence together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Not looking to get too philosophical, but: crimes against humans >>>>>>>>crimes against animals. Unless you are a Giants fan. They still pray at the statue of Lawrence Taylor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Not looking to get too philosophical, but: crimes against humans >>>>>>>>crimes against animals. You're a sack of meat and puss that the universe saw fit to give a sense of pretentious, self importance. You live on a grain of sand, in a possibly infinite ocean of nothing. Dogs are fluffy and I like them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budda12ax7 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Fight on keyshon, fight on,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 He should be fine as far as jail time because he commited his crime against a woman and not a dog. After a few months, the fans will give him a complete pass, too. Dude a lot of times I like my dog better then my girl, especially if I have a big ass jar of peanut butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonehands Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 You're a sack of meat and puss that the universe saw fit to give a sense of pretentious, self importance. You live on a grain of sand, in a possibly infinite ocean of nothing. Dogs are fluffy and I like them Nice! I got a good laugh from it. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleckineau Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Dude a lot of times I like my dog better then my girl, especially if I have a big ass jar of peanut butter. Be careful with that dog / peanutbutter trick. If the mutt aint up to date on his shots he could catch something from ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYJetsVets91 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 What exactly is said "thugturd?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisYearsModel Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Why is anyone surprised? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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