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[Spoot-Face]

13 minutes ago, munchmemory said:

You know that messing/teasing just shows you're important and loved.   I never really thought you were that big anyway.   But in case you are serious about the diet?  Please send JD your weight loss tips..

JD actually has been on an effective diet.

Problem is, all the weight he lost was from his nips.

[IndianaJet]

5 minutes ago, Larz said:

Rich eisen just said Lamar is playing on the franchise tag ?

wow if that’s true he’s taking a huge risk. I’m sure he insured himself but wow

Jackson rejected this deal because he wanted the contract fully guaranteed like the Browns did with Watson. 

[Barry McCockinner]

1 minute ago, #27TheDominator said:

According to James Lofton no CB has come into the NFL with as much hype as Sauce Garnder nice Deon Sanders.  Gardner wasn't even the first corner taken in the draft

There was debate of Ryan Leaf over Peyton Manning at #1 overall.

[Barry McCockinner]

1 minute ago, Bugg said:

There were, but they were few. The Jets had a fanbase that usually showed up every week(perhaps not in the depths of Kotite or Coslet admittedly) and gave them an home field edge most games. No longer the case. 

If they stop sucking moose cock every year the home field advantage will return.

[Untouchable]

Mims was always going to be inactive

The Jets have a fully healthy WR corps and the dude doesn’t contribute on specials.

[Larz]

1 minute ago, IndianaJet said:

 

Wow. The browns destroyed the guarantee market for QBs. 

[Spoot-Face]

3 minutes ago, Jetlife33 said:

 

That's my QB!

[Trotter]

8 minutes ago, munchmemory said:

@Trotter Looks like your bet is safe.   Mims inactive today.

Damn - I wanted it to hit

[munchmemory]

1 minute ago, Trotter said:

Damn - I wanted it to hit

The thought was there, my friend.  You at MetLife?

[#27TheDominator]

4 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

There was debate of Ryan Leaf over Peyton Manning at #1 overall.

I wonder which one we got.

[munchmemory]

5 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

JD actually has been on an effective diet.

Problem is, all the weight he lost was from his nips.

To the chagrin of man boob aficionados.

[GangGreened]

Just saw a guy in a stealth black Denzel Mims jersey at Costco down here in Florida while grabbing some game snacks. I told him Mims was inactive today, he said it was the worst investment he’s made other than being a Jets fan altogether. LOL

[Xtina]

Why are our NFC north matchups starting at 12? I literally arranged my schedule around a 1 pm start time 

[JTJet]

1 minute ago, GangGreened said:

Just saw a guy in a stealth black Denzel Mims jersey at Costco down here in Florida while grabbing some game snacks. I told him Mims was inactive today, he said it was the worst investment he’s made other than being a Jets fan altogether. LOL

He makes his money back shopping at Costco though. 

[BUM-KNEE]

Come on Flacco, get it done today

[#27TheDominator]

7 minutes ago, munchmemory said:

To the chagrin of man boob aficionados.

Must be plenty around here based on Parcells popularity.

[Beaver]

I love game game day threads.    It’s group therapy for free.

[Green Ghost]

2 hours ago, jetspenguin said:

You need to post a video of youself masturbating to this video the during the post game press conference when this man brings us a superbowl ring.

 

Now, on to game 1.

Can you dm me a stream for the game today?

[nycdan]

13 minutes ago, IndianaJet said:

Jackson rejected this deal because he wanted the contract fully guaranteed like the Browns did with Watson. 

Jackson should have considered his pending date with Michael Clemons and Carl Lawson before rejecting that deal.

[munchmemory]

3 minutes ago, GangGreened said:

Just saw a guy in a stealth black Denzel Mims jersey at Costco down here in Florida while grabbing some game snacks. I told him Mims was inactive today, he said it was the worst investment he’s made other than being a Jets fan altogether. LOL

Why in God's name would any sentient person buy a Mims jersey?   Please tell me folks were busting his balls.

[OtherwiseHappyinLife]

I keep hearing the name Sherwood in my head. His development could be huge for the Jets, starting against the Ravens.  Good against the run and the pass.

[Green Ghost]

Opening Day… after all these years of shi**y football, I still get optimistic that somehow, someway, this year will be different.

Then the game starts and…

[frankiepapa]

Maybe it’s my cockeyed optimist side showing, but I was looking at the respective depth charts Thursday and thought to myself, outside of QB, I don’t see a ton of difference on paper.
With respective inactives this morning, I’d say it’s even a closer gap.  If they can keep Lamar relatively in check, I expect this to be a winnable game. 
If they get boat raced, I will not be very optimistic of this staff moving forward.

Lamar will do his thing...I hope they force him to be one dimensional... take away his running, let him beat us with his arm... sounds easy I guess... can we do that

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[SuicidalSince98]

Absolutely no one in the stands. Pathetic 

[munchmemory]

I'm continuing to watch NFL Countdown for my new NFL wife, Samantha Ponder.   But the camera was just in a close up of Rex Ryan.  WTF is going on with his teeth?   They are whiter than the Cliffs of Dover and almost as huge.  And did he have face work?   Geez, what a train wreck.  At least he's just under six bills though.

[Lurker89]

1 hour ago, Dunnie said:

Roll? What is Lamar's THACO ?

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Dudes pulling put the D&D Hit Chart. We're gonna roll straight 20's today.

[Larz]

[MR.GANGGREEN28]

Let’s ******* goooooooo. Idc what happens year in year out, nothing can stop my excitement. Call me a fool who bleeds green and white, GO JETS!!!!!!

[Green Ghost]

2 minutes ago, SuicidalSince98 said:

Absolutely no one in the stands. Pathetic 

Seriously?

[Irish Jet]

LET'S ******* GO!

Joe Flacco about to put a beating on these trash. Ray Lewis is a murderer. 

ELITE DRAGON GONNA ELITE!

[JTJet]

1 minute ago, Irish Jet said:

LET'S ******* GO!

Joe Flacco about to put a beating on these trash. Ray Lewis is a murderer. 

ELITE DRAGON GONNA ELITE!

[freestater]

Can someone please tell me the channel it's on on Sunday ticket?

[Larz]

Did they mute her ?

[Vudu]

Did they mute her ?

She stopped singing so we could hear the crowd

[Irish Jet]

Oh a queen Elizabeth tribute, really haven’t seen enough of those.