T0mShane Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Happy birthday, @slats! Almost missed this one. Great poster and all around great guy. He texted me once to tell me that Idzik and Woody brought Rex Ryan back during that infamous locker room jumping up and down scene that I've yet to recover from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Here's where I'd normally wish the poster a happy birthday using some tongue-in-cheek joke or meme tailored to that poster's internet persona, but despite being familiar with Slat's name back from my lurking days on this site, and the generally very solid material of his posts, I know very little about the guy. I have no idea how to playfully make fun of him. He's quite boring, actually. So, happy birthday, Boring! Here's to another year of realizing that boring > death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurnleyJet Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Happy Birthday @slats Can’t wait for your “War and Peace” length response to this thread ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Losmeister Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 hope you had a peaceful day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 1 hour ago, T0mShane said: He texted me once gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 I thought it was "Stats" - Happy Bday whatever you call yourself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 44 minutes ago, Pac said: gay. Jealousy is a wasted emotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowles Movement Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Happy birthday Slats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleckineau Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Slats is real?? Dont think so. I heard he's mod program V 1.0 and still on beta testing. Happy birthday you piece of code. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Thanks guys! This was actually a milestone birthday for me, officially eligible to retire as of yesterday. It's a good feeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 14 minutes ago, slats said: Thanks guys! This was actually a milestone birthday for me, officially eligible to retire as of yesterday. It's a good feeling. Happy Birthday and congrats on the retirement eligibility! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 10 hours ago, Spoot-Face said: Here's where I'd normally wish the poster a happy birthday using some tongue-in-cheek joke or meme tailored to that poster's internet persona, but despite being familiar with Slat's name back from my lurking days on this site, and the generally very solid material of his posts, I know very little about the guy. I have no idea how to playfully make fun of him. He's quite boring, actually. So, happy birthday, Boring! Here's to another year of realizing that boring > death. His name is John, he wears glasses, plays guitar and loves Asian woman. Happy Birthday to one of my favorite internet buddies. Have a great day brother!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prime21 Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Happy Birthday!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
playtowinthegame Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Happy birthday @slats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southparkcpa Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 1 hour ago, slats said: Thanks guys! This was actually a milestone birthday for me, officially eligible to retire as of yesterday. It's a good feeling. God you're old.... Happy Birthday!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gastineau Lives Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Happy Birthday, @slats Lennon!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Happy birthday slats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 4 hours ago, slats said: Thanks guys! This was actually a milestone birthday for me, officially eligible to retire as of yesterday. It's a good feeling. Happy birthday Slats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 13 hours ago, Spoot-Face said: Here's where I'd normally wish the poster a happy birthday using some tongue-in-cheek joke or meme tailored to that poster's internet persona, but despite being familiar with Slat's name back from my lurking days on this site, and the generally very solid material of his posts, I know very little about the guy. I have no idea how to playfully make fun of him. He's quite boring, actually. So, happy birthday, Boring! Here's to another year of realizing that boring > death. Slats used to play mafia and was in charge of slapping down that stupid ape anytime he got too full of himself. Was quite proficient at it as well. Happy birthday Slats ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Happy Birthday, Slats! Another step closer to Costa Rica? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joenamathwouldn'tcry Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Happy Birthday Slats. Run to the podium, and make your choice for retirement, at the soonest possible opportunity. Life is too short. Enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Happy birthday Slatsy-poo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 4 hours ago, The Crusher said: His name is John, he wears glasses, plays guitar and loves Asian woman. Happy Birthday to one of my favorite internet buddies. Have a great day brother!!!! Now that's something I can work with! Happy birthday, @slats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets0712 Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Happy Birthday SlatsSent from my iPhone using JetNation.com mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREENBEAN Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Happy birthday bud. Sent from my iPhone using JetNation.com mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 6 hours ago, slats said: Thanks guys! This was actually a milestone birthday for me, officially eligible to retire as of yesterday. It's a good feeling. Max has a retirement plan?? Happy B'day!! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 George was the best Beatle. Happy Birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace Frog Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 8 hours ago, slats said: Thanks guys! This was actually a milestone birthday for me, officially eligible to retire as of yesterday. It's a good feeling. Do you perhaps also have free health benefits and a very lucrative pension? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace Frog Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 1 hour ago, RutgersJetFan said: George was the best Beatle. Happy Birthday. Billy Preston says hi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 3 hours ago, Integrity28 said: Happy birthday Slatsy-poo @slats for old times sake you should slap this mutt around. Who does he think he is calling you slatsy-poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 25 minutes ago, Pac said: @slats for old times sake you should slap this mutt around. Who does he think he is calling you slatsy-poo. Bitch please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoBowles Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Happy birthday Slats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 4 hours ago, #27TheDominator said: Happy Birthday, Slats! Another step closer to Costa Rica? The current plan is to start in Puerto Morelos, Mexico. Check it out, very cool town just a half an hour away from the Cancun airport. 4 hours ago, joenamathwouldn'tcry said: Happy Birthday Slats. Run to the podium, and make your choice for retirement, at the soonest possible opportunity. Life is too short. Enjoy. Very serious thought to going this fall. I do a share house on Fire Island in the summer, and really love the summers here on LI, but come October I'll be close to ready to go. Whether I pull the trigger or not, I'm still not sure (put in a request for my real numbers). Either way, I won't work more than another two years. 54 minutes ago, Peace Frog said: Do you perhaps also have free health benefits and a very lucrative pension? I don't know about "very lucrative," but I am fortunate enough to have free healthcare and a pension. The Mexican plan will make it seem lucrative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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