BROOKLYN JET Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 If the Jets were a wet dream, they would ruin it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post munchmemory Posted May 29, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 29, 2020 Old joke works well here: If the Jets were a guy diving into a barrel of breasts, he'd come up sucking his thumb. 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Slick Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 On 5/28/2020 at 7:18 PM, Big_Slick said: If the Jets were a comfort food they'd be 10 White Castle burgers cooked by recently released mental hospital inmates at 3AM in the morning. @SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN Why the down vote? Do you work at White Castle? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetstream23 Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 12 hours ago, rangerous said: oddly the one nfc team they've had more success than are the lions. But it's close. I remember Barry breaking 2,000 yards against the Jets. Maybe the Jets are closer to the Cardinals historically? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 35 minutes ago, jetstream23 said: But it's close. I remember Barry breaking 2,000 yards against the Jets. Maybe the Jets are closer to the Cardinals historically? The Cardinals went to the Super Bowl following the 2008 season, fairly recently had three straight years of 10+ wins (2013-15), and have won 3 division titles ('08, '09, '15) since the last time we accomplished the feat (2002). No, I would say we're a lot more like the Lions than the Cardinals. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyjet Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 On 5/28/2020 at 9:31 PM, HighPitch said: Such a negative thread but y not. if the were a boat, they be a renken if they were a car they would be a dodge diplomat if they were a beer they would be a meister brau if they were a rock star they would be dilbert mcclinton if they were a pistol the would be a hi point if they were an airline they would be a spirit if they were a fast food place they would be a burger king if they were a watch they would be a casio if they were a microphone they would be a nady if they were a wrestler they would be SD jones if they were a tv they would be an emerson if they were a porn star they be zev bellringer ok enough Dodge diplomat was one of the most reliable police cars ever meister beau is now top selling miller lite thats all I have You win the rest 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyjet Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 IF THEY WERE AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT THEYD BE OBAMA. oh and if they were a boat I believe the titanic would be more accurate. Because in the beginning it was amazing (1969). Then it sunk. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljr Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 if the Jets were a peep-show ... the stripper in the booth would be a shim 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangerous Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 On 5/29/2020 at 9:11 PM, jetstream23 said: But it's close. I remember Barry breaking 2,000 yards against the Jets. Maybe the Jets are closer to the Cardinals historically? i thought about the cardinals but at least they made it to the sb. i don't believe the lions even sniffed the playoffs until wayne fontes was coach and that was with sanders. they've just been terrible for a very long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 If the Jets were a jet, they'd be a Luftwaffe F-104 Starfighter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet_Engine1 Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 If the Jets were an actual Jet, they would be this weird Polish Jet Biplane Cropduster. Sorry, Panzer. The Starfighter was kinda badass, just had a huge turn radius, but superfast and built to escort Supersonic Bombers, not dogfight... plus, Yeager loved them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jago Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Such a negative thread but y not. if the were a boat, they be a renken if they were a car they would be a dodge diplomat if they were a beer they would be a meister brau if they were a rock star they would be dilbert mcclinton if they were a pistol the would be a hi point if they were an airline they would be a spirit if they were a fast food place they would be a burger king if they were a watch they would be a casio if they were a microphone they would be a nady if they were a wrestler they would be SD jones if they were a tv they would be an emerson if they were a porn star they be zev bellringer ok enoughSD Jones deserves more respect.(also he was once LSD Jones).i’d say Joe Turco. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanatic Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 If the Jets were a movie they wold be the Godfather! Stop acting like self loathing trolls!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 57 minutes ago, Jet_Engine1 said: If the Jets were an actual Jet, they would be this weird Polish Jet Biplane Cropduster. Sorry, Panzer. The Starfighter was kinda badass, just had a huge turn radius, but superfast and built to escort Supersonic Bombers, not dogfight... plus, Yeager loved them. Absolutely, I think Starfighters were cool, but in the hands of the Germans... nothing but overpriced lawn darts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet_Engine1 Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 10 minutes ago, JetsFanatic said: If the Jets were a movie they wold be the Godfather! Stop acting like self loathing trolls!!! They insist upon themselves? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 34 minutes ago, JetsFanatic said: If the Jets were a movie they wold be the Godfather! Stop acting like self loathing trolls!!! Nah, Spaceballs. The Johnson Brothers would make a good President Skroob and Dark Helmet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jago Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 If the Jets were a movie they wold be the Godfather! yeah, Godfather 3. “every time i think i’m out they drag me back in!” 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleckineau Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 On 5/29/2020 at 9:59 PM, johnnyjet said: IF THEY WERE AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT THEYD BE OBAMA. oh and if they were a boat I believe the titanic would be more accurate. Because in the beginning it was amazing (1969). Then it sunk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 If the Jets were a year they would be 2020 3 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustEndTheSuffering Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 7 hours ago, JetsFanatic said: If the Jets were a movie they wold be the Godfather! Stop acting like self loathing trolls!!! How dare you utter The Godfather and the Jets in the same sentence. 7 hours ago, Jet_Engine1 said: They insist upon themselves? Ok Peter Griffin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted June 13, 2020 Author Share Posted June 13, 2020 If the Jets were a Glory Hole you actually paid more for with a PSL this is what would be behind the fence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 On 5/31/2020 at 1:17 PM, jago said: SD Jones deserves more respect. (also he was once LSD Jones). i’d say Joe Turco. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BugZy Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 If the Jets were an animal they would be a possum. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted June 13, 2020 Author Share Posted June 13, 2020 If Jets were a movie they would be "Groundhog Day" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Harris Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 If the Jets were my 30 year old son they’d be living in my basement drinking my milk 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted June 16, 2020 Author Share Posted June 16, 2020 If the Jets were a winning Lottery ticket it would be accidentally burned up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 On 6/13/2020 at 10:09 AM, BugZy said: If the Jets were an animal they would be a possum. Nah. Possums are useful.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleckineau Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 If the Jets were a mobster they would be Fredo Corleone. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted June 17, 2020 Author Share Posted June 17, 2020 If the Jets were a instrument they would be a flutophone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleckineau Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 If the Jets were a game show they would be The Wheel of Misfortune. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted June 17, 2020 Author Share Posted June 17, 2020 If the Jets were on TV they would be the squealing red banner on top of TV saying MONTHLY TEST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuscanyTile2 Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 On 5/31/2020 at 4:08 PM, Larz said: If the Jets were a year they would be 2020 We have a winner. End thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 If the Jets were a baseball team they’d be The Mets...and vice versa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 If the Jets were a pet: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chirorob Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 If the Jets were a woman, they'd be a crack ho. With herpes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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