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What BAD movie do you compare this HORRIFIC franchise to.

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I'm a big movie fan. Seen some of the best. Seen alot of bad ones to.  What really really really bad movie comes to mind when thinking of the Jets these last 10 years of utter futility.  

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"Alone in the Dark"

Fitting title.  This movie is as boring as watching Frank Gore run up the middle 20 times a game.  Just brutal.

 

Honorable mention 

The Adventures of Pluto Nash.

Mind numbing nonsense. Reminiscent of an Adam Gase game plan.  Reminds me of the dumbing  down of America.

 

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Cutthroat Island.

An expensively assembled flop, poorly constructed by people who clearly had no idea what they were doing.

Yet, I still watch it every time it is on TV.

Cutthroat at least has Geena Davis looking buxom. The boobs on the Jets are less appealing.

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'Swept Away' . . . with Madonna.

'Mission Impossible', with midget Scientology tool Tom Cruise.

'Old Yeller', why as a rabid Jets fan can I not get shot like that dog.

 

 

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Waterworld. 

Or one of those awful Mad Max movies (feat. Mel Gibson). 

 

Some post-apocalyptic society where there's no hope. 

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Lost in Translation 

I would have rather had my eyeballs punctured by an icepick.

excruciatingly boring like our offense

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21 minutes ago, JetsFanatic said:

 



Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you 
and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future 
events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the 
unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, 
for the first time, we are bringing to you the full story of what happened on 
that fateful day. We are giving you all the evidence, based only on the secret 
testimonies of the miserable souls who survived this terrifying ordeal. The 
incidents, the places, my friend we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us 
punish the guilty, let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand 
the shocking facts about grave robbers from outer space?

 

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5 hours ago, NYDreamer said:

Ishtar 

LOL A very good friend of mine played Dustin Hoffman's mom in that movie. You just made me think of her.  Thanks. Wonderful woman. She was also in a very GOOD movie that some of you may not know called Mikey and Nicky, directed by Elaine May (she plays Peter Falk's wife) Falk and Cassavetes play small time gangsters, you should check it out.

RIP Rose 

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1 hour ago, jetophile said:

Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you 
and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future 
events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the 
unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, 
for the first time, we are bringing to you the full story of what happened on 
that fateful day. We are giving you all the evidence, based only on the secret 
testimonies of the miserable souls who survived this terrifying ordeal. The 
incidents, the places, my friend we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us 
punish the guilty, let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand 
the shocking facts about grave robbers from outer space?

 

It’s so bad, it’s great!

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2 hours ago, predator_05 said:

Not a bad movie by any means, but Groundhog Day also comes to mind. 

Brilliant choice.  As a franchise, we have been repeating the same mistakes ad nauseam. 

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19 minutes ago, JetsFanatic said:

It’s so bad, it’s great!

Oh, man, I am The Queen of Bad Movies! I can also almost always find something funny about something that isn't supposed to be. We shriek like Hell whenever we watch 'Psycho' when Dr. Simon (the Psychiatrist) is explaining Norman's psychopathy, partly because it reminds us of 'Glen or Glenda'! It's the best part of the movie!

Sam Loomis: "Why was he . . . dressed like that?"

District Attorney (deeply annoyed): "HE'S A TRANSVESTITE!"

Dr. Simon: "Not exacty! A man who dresses in women's clothing in order to achieve a sexual change or satisfaction is a transvestite. But in Norman's case he was simply doing everything possible to keep alive the illusion of his mother being alive!"

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Very good thread idea.  Have been giving it some thought and keep coming back to "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly".  Great flick, but just suits this franchise.

The "good": 1968 season

The "bad":  Virtually everything since

The "ugly": Idzik, Mcc picks, Gholston pick, Sanchez pick, Geno pick, extending Rex and Sanchez, Richard Todd, Ken O'Brien's scrambling ability....you get the idea. 

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The answer is, “We are on the bottom floor”

In the future, prisoners housed in vertical cells watch as inmates in the upper cells are fed while those below starve.

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2 hours ago, Creepy Lurker said:

You beat me to it. One of my favorite movies ever. 

The best part is the fly on that idiot's forehead. I can assure you that wasn't intentional.

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