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A short poem to celebrate the return of Joe and Robert

Joe W. Namath

By Joe W. Namath
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Joe W. Namath

Joe W. Namath

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Joe D and Robert Saleh are back

This time the offense will be on the attack.

Not too long ago we were at defcon 3

But Bobby Salad coached us out of that misery.

Weve had greats on this roster like namath and riggins

We are about to buck up for either pitmman or tee higgins.

Becton wasnt good, it was nobodys fault.

Joe D is taking a left tackle, probably joe alt.

Jets fans will whine, cry and shout

But we will all be talking Super Bowl before the summer is out!

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12 minutes ago, Joe W. Namath said:

Joe D and Robert Saleh are back

This time the offense will be on the attack.

Not too long ago we were at defcon 3

But Bobby Salad coached us out of that misery.

Weve had greats on this roster like namath and riggins

We are about to buck up for either pitmman or tee higgins.

Becton wasnt good, it was nobodys fault.

Joe D is taking a left tackle, probably joe alt.

Jets fans will whine, cry and shout

But we will all be talking Super Bowl before the summer is out!

What is the defcon level for your poetry just made me throw up in my mouth?

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Barry McCockinner

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8 hours ago, Joe W. Namath said:

Joe D and Robert Saleh are back

This time the offense will be on the attack.

Not too long ago we were at defcon 3

But Bobby Salad coached us out of that misery.

Weve had greats on this roster like namath and riggins

We are about to buck up for either pitmman or tee higgins.

Becton wasnt good, it was nobodys fault.

Joe D is taking a left tackle, probably joe alt.

Jets fans will whine, cry and shout

But we will all be talking Super Bowl before the summer is out!

Joe D and Robert Saleh, what a hack,

This time the offense will surely lack.

Not too long ago we were a laughing spree,

Bobby Salad's coaching? A catastrophe.

We've had flops on this roster, too many to begin,

Now just gearing up for another loss, oh the chagrin.

Becton was a bust, let's not distort the fact.

Joe D's choice for left tackle? Another misact.

Jets fans will groan, moan, and pout,

Super Bowl dreams? More like a bowel rout.

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8 hours ago, Joe W. Namath said:

Joe D and Robert Saleh are back

This time the offense will be on the attack.

Not too long ago we were at defcon 3

But Bobby Salad coached us out of that misery.

Weve had greats on this roster like namath and riggins

We are about to buck up for either pitmman or tee higgins.

Becton wasnt good, it was nobodys fault.

Joe D is taking a left tackle, probably joe alt.

Jets fans will whine, cry and shout

But we will all be talking Super Bowl before the summer is out!

Pretty good

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9 hours ago, Joe W. Namath said:

Joe D and Robert Saleh are back

This time the offense will be on the attack.

Not too long ago we were at defcon 3

But Bobby Salad coached us out of that misery.

Weve had greats on this roster like namath and riggins

We are about to buck up for either pitmman or tee higgins.

Becton wasnt good, it was nobodys fault.

Joe D is taking a left tackle, probably joe alt.

Jets fans will whine, cry and shout

But we will all be talking Super Bowl before the summer is out!

Owner is shit

The Gm is shit

The coaches are shit 

After four lousy plays our JN  captain Quit

 

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FIXED

 

JD and Saleh are joined at the hip

They have a pic of  Woodys penis, tatoo'd on their lip

Not long ago we were about to rebuild

But our Shltty Oline, got our QB's killed

We've had greats on this roster like namath and Klecko

But now we all drink, from Scotch to Presecco

Becton and Zach, suck big donkey balls

Joe D is the worst , inside those Jets walls

Jets fans will whine, cry and shout

That Joe W. Namath has worn his schtick out @Joe W. Namath

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11 hours ago, Joe W. Namath said:

Joe D and Robert Saleh are back

This time the offense will be on the attack.

Not too long ago we were at defcon 3

But Bobby Salad coached us out of that misery.

Weve had greats on this roster like namath and riggins

We are about to buck up for either pitmman or tee higgins.

Becton wasnt good, it was nobodys fault.

Joe D is taking a left tackle, probably joe alt.

Jets fans will whine, cry and shout

But we will all be talking Super Bowl before the summer is out!

hmmm, no. Thank you Joe Douglas. Thank you.

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8 hours ago, southparkcpa said:

FIXED

 

JD and Saleh are joined at the hip

They have a pic of  Woodys penis, tatoo'd on their lip

Not long ago we were about to rebuild

But our Shltty Oline, got our QB's killed

We've had greats on this roster like namath and Klecko

But now we all drink, from Scotch to Presecco

Becton and Zach, suck big donkey balls

Joe D is the worst , inside those Jets walls

Jets fans will whine, cry and shout

That Joe W. Namath has worn his schtick out @Joe W. Namath

Not too shabby.

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