Popular Post HawkeyeJet Posted January 23, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 23, 2022 Sitting here watching these games and hearing these crowds I started thinking about something I hadn’t before. What all has changed in my life since the Jets last played in a playoff game? Would love to hear others too. This thread may suck, or it might be fun. Maybe therapeutic. Might get to know some of you better. My list is below. Got married. Switched employers for the 1st time as an adult. Had 3 kids Lost last two living grand parents Went back to college and finished my degree. Bought 1st house. Sold it. Bought second house. Sold it. Bought 3rd house. Got snipped because I’m not buying anymore houses. Got my first gray hairs. Had to get glasses. Still not 40. 4 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Biggs Posted January 23, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 23, 2022 I was embalmed 2 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 I painted the garage and got a generator 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawkeyeJet Posted January 23, 2022 Author Share Posted January 23, 2022 Just now, Larz said: I painted the garage and got a generator Getting a generator is a power move. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Things Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Got covid. Tomorrow is last day of quarantine. Ooh and one time I saw a blimp! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawkeyeJet Posted January 23, 2022 Author Share Posted January 23, 2022 Just now, Jets Things said: Got covid. Tomorrow is last day of quarantine. Ooh and one time I saw a blimp! How could I have forgot my 1st pandemic! Glad you are surviving 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Integrity28 Posted January 23, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 23, 2022 Hmm… Parents retired and sold the house I grew up in. Before they moved out I put hidden cameras in all the bathrooms to grow my online content library at www.poophub.com I got married. To a guy from El Salvador. He got his green card. I got a butt plug. Had two kids with my he-wife. 13 more with my baby mommas. Lost some hair. Sold it for wig making to pay for meth. Changed jobs 4 times. I am now the assistant to the manger at Dumper Mifflin. 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gangrene Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Gender reassignment anyone? Has anyone done hard time since the Jets were in the play offs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Integrity28 Posted January 23, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 23, 2022 5 minutes ago, Gangrene said: Gender reassignment anyone? Has anyone done hard time since the Jets were in the play offs? Being a Jets fan is hard time. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawkeyeJet Posted January 23, 2022 Author Share Posted January 23, 2022 6 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: Hmm… Parents retired and sold the house I grew up in. Before they moved out I put hidden cameras in all the bathrooms to grow my online content library at www.poophub.com I got married. To a guy from El Salvador. He got his green card. I got a butt plug. Had two kids with my he-wife. 13 more with my baby mommas. Lost some hair. Sold it for wig making to pay for meth. Changed jobs 4 times. I am now the assistant to the manger at Dumper Mifflin. That’s the American Dream 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DepressedJetsFan23 Posted January 23, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 23, 2022 graduated middle school Graduated high school Graduated college Will finish masters at end of year took cpa exam Wow it’s been awhile 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talisaynon Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Married Moved to VA Had a kid First house Gained 100 lbs 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jeremy2020 Posted January 23, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 23, 2022 I died. 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace Frog Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 All 4 of my kids graduated from college. Three got married and one is imminent. All moved out and off the payroll. One granddaughter. The last 3 living parents/in-laws passed. Been to Italy 5 times. Spain Switzerland Germany Austria Belgium Netherlands once each. Got engaged. Helped build a fintech startup. Golden Retriever died. Bought a mini-golden. Bought new Harley and a new roadster. Bowel resection to cure diverticulitis, best thing I ever did. Checked off a massive bucket list item. Went cage diving with Great White Sharks in Isla Guadalupe Mexico for 5 days. Changed up my Bolognese recipe. Cooking more Asian food. And Indian. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Jest still suck. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetluv58 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Got married. Worked one job for five years. Now on next job for five years. Cat died. Learned to ski. Got concussion skiing. Hernia operation. Got the band back together. Got COVID. Still alive waiting on Jets for final reward! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Things Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 30 minutes ago, HawkeyeJet said: How could I have forgot my 1st pandemic! Glad you are surviving Myself, wife, and four kids 11 and under. We're ready to kill each other in a quarantine battle royale. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy 2 Times Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Same job Same woman Same kids Same house Same Harley Same dog Same truck Same boat Same golf clubs New car (GT350r) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JTJet Posted January 23, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 23, 2022 Jesus. Got engaged. Moved to Germany. Moved to Indiana. Split up. Moved to Florida. Moved to Colorado. Moved to Indiana. Adopted a puppy (Now 5) Bought 2 cars. Started a company. Built a house. Sold the house. Now I'm depressed. Thanks a lot. 4 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYJets43 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Went to prison 6 years went by Left Prison 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derp Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Accepted first post college job. Graduated college. Applied to grad school, got in, didn’t go, applied to grad school, got in, didn’t go. Changed jobs. First gray hairs. Went back to old company. Decided to change careers. Rescued a dog. Went back to school to take prerequisites to apply to grad school (a different version this time). Lost second to last living grandparent. Got married. Got a puppy. Bought a house. Finally started grad school. Welcomed our first child. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shuler82 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 I’ll play. 2nd kid born. 2nd major knee surgery. sold condo, bought house in burbs. last two grandparents passed. Freelance job count: 30+ And counting got a dog going grey. purchased vacation rental. received 3 blow jobs from wife. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawkeyeJet Posted January 23, 2022 Author Share Posted January 23, 2022 3 minutes ago, shuler82 said: received 3 blow jobs from wife. It hasn’t been that long since we’ve been to the playoffs, come on now 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimjasi Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Got married to a beautiful woman Had a beautiful kid Moved across the country Yea, it’s been a long time 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lith Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 First thing I did after our last playoff game was drive home from Pittsburgh. After that I turned 50. Became a grandfather. Then turned 60. Rotator cuff surgery, 3 colonoscopies, 4 broken ribs and a concussion. Went to the Rose Bowl, Super Bowl and a World Series game. And the Dawgs won a National Championship -- so anything is possible. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southparkcpa Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Married off a daughter started business sold business became grandfather became a grandfather again Learned what Bills fans felt like from 2000 to 2018 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace Frog Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 12 minutes ago, Lith said: And the Dawgs won a National Championship -- so anything is possible. That’s worth a lifetime of gloating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
section314 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Jordan Willis? Good Lord, pain just never goes away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionelRichie Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 2 hours ago, talisaynon said: Married Moved to VA Had a kid First house Gained 100 lbs Lol, where in va? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurntDice Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 2010? Geez feels like an eternity ago. Got a dui as a stupid college kid which really helped me grow up and focus on priorities graduated college Worked in a few different industries and finally found my niche a couple years ago got married moved down south bought a house 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace Frog Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 3 hours ago, talisaynon said: Married Moved to VA Had a kid First house Gained 100 lbs 40 minutes ago, LionelRichie said: Lol, where in va? Sounds like a trap. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 The same length of time since Aaron Rodgers did anything of real importance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace Frog Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Just now, Beerfish said: The same length of time since Aaron Rodgers did anything of real importance. Not a Jeopardy fan I take it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bless you....Thank you Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 I had my first threesome the night before the Pats win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremy2020 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 I was named ambassador to a US ally and returned home. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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