This team is soft and doomed. Saleh holding the rookies out of camp?

[T0mShane]

9 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Name one current team in the league that operates this way with any success.  Even the Pats are no longer the Pats largely because no one wants to deal with that sh*t any longer.  

The Parcells method is long gone dude.  

This is disgusting hippie millennial mush talk. I won’t hear it, Taylor.

[T0mShane]

7 hours ago, RutgersJetFan said:

You know what might help you get less upset about things like this is getting a ******* job.

ACTUALLY,  I just got promoted at work and my new role involves a lot of travel, which gives me time to listen to extensive interviews with Tony Pauline and assorted Jets beats writers. Could I be using that time to read books? Sure, but the joke is on you. I was an English major in college and I’ve already read all the books. Instead, I am now an increasingly plugged-in Jets expert. 

[JustInFudge]

10 hours ago, The Crusher said:

Give it rest dude, he’s not gonna miss camp and forfeit that money with a baby on the way. Jets already ordered a Peloton  XXL for him. “ Get ready @JiFapono, it’s on!” 

I will whip his ass just like I did John John Florence.  John John is still losing sleep over it. 

[JustInFudge]

12 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

ACTUALLY,  I just got promoted at work and my new role involves a lot of travel, which gives me time to listen to extensive interviews with Tony Pauline and assorted Jets beats writers. Could I be using that time to read books? Sure, but the joke is on you. I was an English major in college and I’ve already read all the books. Instead, I am now an increasingly plugged-in Jets expert. 

You clearly have never read this masterpiece because you sir, are a Judger and not a Learner.  Whereas, the righteous on this board, seek to understand the methods of a one Robert Saleh, while in you inappropriately judge him for something that could actually be next level brilliant without understanding the full context behind his decision.

Get woke! 

 

 

[Matt39]

Rookie camp is usually walk throughs I think. But last years actual camp was soft as hell. You have to hit.

[Dwight Englewood]

Saleh is horrible. The team is going nowhere with him.  Who’s the next coach?

[Dwight Englewood]

3 minutes ago, Matt39 said:

Rookie camp is usually walk throughs I think. But last years actual camp was soft as hell. You have to hit.

This is Woody baby’ing the players after 2 years of Gase ineptitude 

 

the problem is woody is too stupid to know he’s going the complete opposite extreme

[Matt39]

1 minute ago, Dwight Englewood said:

This is Woody baby’ing the players after 2 years of Gase ineptitude 

 

the problem is woody is too stupid to know he’s going the complete opposite extreme

If Saleh doesn’t have the team in pads again this summer and they win 6 games it’s not going to work. He’s gotta tread carefully. The theater kids don’t like it but believe it or not yes football involves hitting in practice.

[fltflo]

Trust the process, we are only in the second year of this program. We are all use to a certain style or sure of how things should be done. Well, let’s give the CS the benefit of the doubt,that they have a plan and are following it.
The groceries have been bought, the prep work is now beginning, it will take now thru August to complete. In September we will begin the cooking and by December we will know if we have a executive chef in charge or a short order cook at the grill.


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[Sperm Edwards]

1 hour ago, T0mShane said:

ACTUALLY,  I just got promoted at work and my new role involves a lot of travel, which gives me time to listen to extensive interviews with Tony Pauline and assorted Jets beats writers. Could I be using that time to read books? Sure, but the joke is on you. I was an English major in college and I’ve already read all the books. Instead, I am now an increasingly plugged-in Jets expert. 

I’m more or less picturing your workday like Louie’s here, except skinner, with a larger vocabulary, and a fat lip; but washing lettuce nonetheless.  

[Sperm Edwards]

11 hours ago, T0mShane said:

I want consequences. I want blood and guts. I want warriors in this house. Savages. 

Says the emo who trained for a wrestling match by jumping rope and acting shy & awkward around a horny young Linda Fiorentino; whose own “blood and guts” were nosebleeds not from fighting but from rapid dieting, to transform him from a beanpole to an even thinner beanpole.

‘80s ftw

[slats]

1 hour ago, T0mShane said:

ACTUALLY,  I just got promoted at work

Really happy for you that your ability to bull**** like an authority has helped you professionally. Congrats! 

[Waka Flocka Flacco]

9 hours ago, Maxman said:

Who are these people exactly?

The ones who watched 2019 and thought that Sam Darnold was better than Dak Prescott rather than thinking, you know, maybe we don't need to burn another whole season to figure this one out. The ones who can't quit Becton now like they couldn't quit Sammy then. I mean I'm sure we've got nothing to worry about bc the hope squad is so frequently right about things when they double down in the face of mounting contrary evidence.

[RevisIsland610]

Maybe Saleh should order bubble wrap and change his mantra to "All Gas No Breaks". 

[Bowles Movement]

17 hours ago, Bronx said:

***BREAKING NEWS***

@T0mShane needs pussy.

Here ya go!!

[Bowles Movement]

2 hours ago, T0mShane said:

ACTUALLY,  I just got promoted at work and my new role involves a lot of travel, which gives me time to listen to extensive interviews with Tony Pauline and assorted Jets beats writers. Could I be using that time to read books? Sure, but the joke is on you. I was an English major in college and I’ve already read all the books. Instead, I am now an increasingly plugged-in Jets expert. 

Someone pays you for what you do?  
That’s fascinating.   Could you give a few details?

[peekskill68]

6 hours ago, BurnleyJet said:

All joking aside, the ridiculous amount of players on I.R the Jets have had over the last couple of seasons has clearly spooked them. Will this work, I have no idea but it’s clearly a major issue with the Jets.

Strength and conditioning for the Jets peaked at Sal Alosi...

[Dcat]

2 hours ago, T0mShane said:

ACTUALLY,  I just got promoted at work and my new role involves ....

[OilfieldJet]

19 hours ago, T0mShane said:

This will surely instill a sense of toughness and camaraderie, while scrubbing away any sense of entitlement from the locker room.

 

“I want attention”

[nycdan]

1 hour ago, peekskill68 said:

Strength and conditioning for the Jets peaked at Sal Alosi...

Now that guy was a real trip...

[section314]

Coincidently, so did our kick coverage.?

[More Cowbell]

This is a revolutionary move by Saleh. He wants  to see how good they look on the sideline. He was unhappy with how Mims looked there and doesn't  want to make the same mistake twice. 

[PepPep]

4 hours ago, Matt39 said:

If Saleh doesn’t have the team in pads again this summer and they win 6 games it’s not going to work. He’s gotta tread carefully. The theater kids don’t like it but believe it or not yes football involves hitting in practice.

[RutgersJetFan]

5 hours ago, T0mShane said:

ACTUALLY,  I just got promoted at work and my new role involves a lot of travel, which gives me time to listen to extensive interviews with Tony Pauline and assorted Jets beats writers. Could I be using that time to read books? Sure, but the joke is on you. I was an English major in college and I’ve already read all the books. Instead, I am now an increasingly plugged-in Jets expert. 

So admirable how you’re able to maintain such a workload and get that law degree 

[T0mShane]

1 minute ago, RutgersJetFan said:

So admirable how you’re able to maintain such a workload and get that law degree 

To be fair, the guys with the law degrees ate some sh*t on that one.

[T0mShane]

3 hours ago, slats said:

ability to bull**** like an authority

This is the definition of middle management.

[Spoot-Face]

18 hours ago, TuscanyTile2 said:

Not sure what's going on here but my guess is that Saleh invented this drill.

 

He's teaching them how to run to the bathroom while holding a baby with a diaper about to explode.

Hmm... maybe Becton should be here after all, this is vital stuff. 

[Snook]

18 hours ago, TuscanyTile2 said:

Not sure what's going on here but my guess is that Saleh invented this drill.

 

Nah, that's the Batman running with bomb drill. (For some reason I can't copy links.)

[Snook]

https://www.google.com/search?q=batman+running+with+bomb&oq=ba&aqs=chrome.0.69i59j69i60j69i61j69i57j69i60l2j46i131i199i291i433i512j69i60.2784j0j7&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:bb6e3449,vid:YSZJufHv5kg,st:0

 

That's as close as I can get

[More Cowbell]

1 hour ago, PepPep said:

The best Drill Sgt character ever filmed (even though he really was a Drill Sgt.)

[T0mShane]

4 hours ago, Sperm Edwards said:

Says the emo who trained for a wrestling match by jumping rope and acting shy & awkward around a horny young Linda Fiorentino; whose own “blood and guts” were nosebleeds not from fighting but from rapid dieting, to transform him from a beanpole to an even thinner beanpole.

‘80s ftw

Your memory is freaking amazing and also terrifying lol

[Jet_Engine1]

6 hours ago, JiFapono said:

You clearly have never read this masterpiece because you sir, are a Judger and not a Learner.  Whereas, the righteous on this board, seek to understand the methods of a one Robert Saleh, while in you inappropriately judge him for something that could actually be next level brilliant without understanding the full context behind his decision.

Get woke! 

 

 

 

I read this instead. Apparently,  everything is MY fault. 

 

[T0mShane]

6 hours ago, JiFapono said:

You clearly have never read this masterpiece because you sir, are a Judger and not a Learner.  Whereas, the righteous on this board, seek to understand the methods of a one Robert Saleh, while in you inappropriately judge him for something that could actually be next level brilliant without understanding the full context behind his decision.

Get woke! 

 

 

This looks like Pooftown Handbook.

[Jet Nut]

20 hours ago, TuscanyTile2 said:

Is that why "Draft picks will be limited in rookie camp, per Saleh. Doesn’t want to risk injury"?

Its not really this complicated is it?

 

[Jet Nut]

On 5/7/2022 at 7:29 AM, Matt39 said:

If Saleh doesn’t have the team in pads again this summer and they win 6 games it’s not going to work. He’s gotta tread carefully. The theater kids don’t like it but believe it or not yes football involves hitting in practice.

Believe it or not the number of practices in pads are dictated by the CBA and the Jets practiced in pads as per those rules.  You seem to struggle with this fact