***OFFICIAL JETS VS JAGUARS/TWO TERRIFIC ROOKIE QBs GOING MANO Y MANO MAÑANA THREAD****

[Greenseed4]

4 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

Almost as good as pissing in a pool next to a stranger and deftly swimming away.

You can also do this without being in the pool. 

[Jet_Engine1]

Did that "Seize the Awkward" commercial for Mental Health purposefully pick a group of totally unlikable douchebag hipsters, or what? 

Geez. 

 

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[ultraJETfan]

Just now, Jimmy 2 Times said:

A stop?

More like Jags incompetence bailed them out. 

[JTJet]

Just now, Bleedin Green said:

So to be clear, you're proud of being incapable of forming your own coherent thoughts at any given point in time?

That would at least actually explain an excessive amount about your "contributions".  It's like if we replaced the board's quote system with one that just removed the actual correct words, who wrote them, and throw it on a few-week delay... then here you are.

The exact response I would expect from someone with nothing to bitch about at the moment. 

You have too much time on your hands this game day apparently. 

At least my thoughts form beyond "Me Jet fan, Zach Suck" repeated over and over again in every thread. 

[Drums]

8 minutes ago, JTJet said:

Absolute best kick returner in the NFL. 

It's not close. 

Absolutely robbed of a Pro Bowl

[Bleedin Green]

Just now, rtnelson said:

I suspect a few people around here love smelling their own farts.

Are there any options available beyond that or rooting for the Jets?  Context is key here.

[JTJet]

Just now, Drums said:

Absolutely robbed of a Pro Bowl

Agreed. 

[Anthony Jet]

Anyone have a screenshot of that CBS graphic about 1&2 pick in the draft?

[T0mShane]

That old accuracy, he says

[Spoot-Face]

4 minutes ago, Peace Frog said:

My pool is huge- 47,000 gallons and I keep they Chlorine level pretty high. I pee in it all the time. 

I mean, what's crazier: getting out of your own, private pool just to pee inside your home, or enjoying the fruits of your labor in the comfort of your own, private backyard?

The answer is pretty clear to me.

[Bugg]

Horrible easy pass.

[Anthony Jet]

Miss the chunk play on first 

Run into the line on second 

Here we go 

[Darnold's Forehead]

LOL

[fusionCA]

Willson wtf is wrong with you 

That was easy 

[K Clue]

2 minutes ago, rtnelson said:

I suspect a few people around here love smelling their own farts.

[Bugg]

Just now, Spoot-Face said:

I mean, what's crazier: getting out of your own, private pool just to pee inside your home, or enjoying the fruits of your labor in the comfort of your own, private backyard?

The answer is pretty clear to me.

Why would you pee in the pool if you have a toilet right there? Am I missing something? 

[Drums]

Meanwhile Mac Jones with a pick.  Not watching that one but can he handle the cold weather? 

[T0mShane]

2 minutes ago, Anthony Jet said:

Anyone have a screenshot of that CBS graphic about 1&2 pick in the draft?

I saw “Rick Mirer” and was like “ok”

[fullblast]

Alligator arms

[RoadFan]

Nice catch dick weed

[HighPitch]

Perfect throw n dropped

[Anthony Jet]

Just now, T0mShane said:

I saw “Rick Mirer” was like “ok”

Lol. Wanna see how stacked the odds were before ZW even took a snap 

[Gastineau Lives]

Holy ******* sh*t

[Spoot-Face]

Just now, Bugg said:

Why would you pee in the pool if you have a toilet right there? Am I missing something? 

BECAUSE IT'S NOT AMERICAN

[fullblast]

Pretty much say it every week but if Mann can cut down on the shanks he’s a pretty damn good punter.

[Jetlife33]

Another drop 

[RedBeardedSavage]

Draft Treylon Burks

[fusionCA]

Qb can't pass

Wr can't catch 

Perfect combination 

[Jetlife33]

Nice punt by Mann 

[Grandy]

Bad throw, then bad drop. 

Ugly.

[TheClashFan]

Both the Zach haters and the Zach lovers had a pass on that drive to crow about...

 

[Prodigal Syndicate]

This game is hilarious and entertaining.

[fullblast]

That was a solid throw from Zach, backup WR gonna backup WR.

[The Crusher]

Jeff Smith is a goofball 

[JetsFanatic]

I guess it’s Zach’s fault the receiver dropped that ball.