Hackenberg - Banned Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 The Jets bench mono and replace it with semen haaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villain The Foe Posted September 12, 2019 Author Share Posted September 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Barry McCockinner said: So Belichick decides to trade with the Jets for the first time since he left for the Patriots and a day later our starting QB is diagnosed with mono. Obviously D. Thomas was a trojan horse. haha. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hackenberg - Banned Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Memoriesssss like the corners of my mind, misty water color memories, of the way we were)))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxAF Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 3 hours ago, SAR I said: I have never heard in the history of football a quarterback missing multiple games because of mono. SAR I That’s because This can only happen to the Jets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Voice of Reason Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 If Darnold can be back for Jags... And the Jets are 1-5 or 0-6 by then I am not sure why people here don't think they can win out... They have the easiest schedule in the NFL after week 7.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hackenberg - Banned Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Well, ya know, his initials are S.D.. like social disease. Haaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said: Per overthecap.com, Prior to re-signing any players, we're projected to have $49.4M in cap space entering the 2020 offseason. The following players will be free agents, with very few of them having any justification to bring back: WR Robby Anderson LT Kelvin Beachum DT Leonard Williams OLB Jordan Jenkins RT Brandon Shell C Ryan Kalil P Lac Edwards LS Thomas Hennessy ILB Neville Hewitt DE Brandon Kaufusi OLB Frankie Luvu RB Bilal Powell RB Ty Montgomery G Tom Compton G Alex Lewis S Rontez Miles OLB Brandon Copeland CB Brian Poole NT Steve McLendon QB Trevor Siemian OT Brent Qvale WR Demaryius Thomas TE Ryan Griffin TE Daniel Brown We'd also have the option to create cap space by getting rid of the following players (savings in perentheses): G Kelech Osemele ($11.7M) G Brian Winters ($7.5M) CB Darryl Roberts ($6M) C Jonotthan Harrison ($2.25M) WR/ST Josh Bellamy ($2.25M) LB Jordan Willis ($865K) LB Charles Tapper ($735K) CB Nate Hairston ($735K) LB Harvey Langi ($660K) DT John Franklin-Myers ($660K) WR Braxton Berrios ($660K) If cut, none of those 11 players would cause us to suffer a Dead Cap hit either. So we have as much as $82.7M in cap space if we really wanted it, though in that instance we'd be left with just 23 players under contract (a list that would include Darnold, Mosley, Bell, Jamal Adams, Quinnen Williams, Trumaine Johnson, Crowder, Williamson, Henry Anderson, Enunwa, Herndon, Maye and Edoga). TY! Doesn’t look good though. What a hot mess. This team is still years away unless Douglas has a grade A draft next year and can nail 1 or 2 prime FA’s. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hackenberg - Banned Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Just now, The Voice of Reason said: If Darnold can be back for Jags... And the Jets are 1-5 or 0-6 by then I am not sure why people here don't think they can win out... They have the easiest schedule in the NFL after week 7.... Jets < easy schedule. There's no such thing as an easy schedule, for the Jets. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 1 hour ago, sourceworx said: I got it in my early twenties. It happens. And I understand the disappointment that he'll be missing some games. However it's necessary. Mono causes the appendix to expand. Any hit in a football game could cause his to burst, which could potentially be fatal. I understand he needs time I’m just surprised that he got it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsLife Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 I remember my older brother got mono back when he was in high school. And it sounded like and I think I've heard since - you get it from making out with chicks. Good job, Sammy lad! I only wish the Jets could do their job and do right by you. We're 1.2 years in to an affordable QB contract, so far it's gone to waste in terms of maxing out that cap opportunity like the Eagles and Rams did recently. This said Siemian can make some things happen with a great, non fearball game plan. C'mon Gase! Go all out on offense, run Bell in to the ground and let's shock the world on MNF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenFish Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 I’m on vaca. Was planning on finding a way to watch the next two games. There’s no chance. I’m in shock. Hopefully he can get back and develop a bit more. It’ll give the OL time to gel while Semien takes the hit. But this kills the start of the season for me. Can’t make this up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DJF71 Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 One thing I will say if you are looking for a silver lining and looking at if Trevor can stay competitive. Well he played with DT so he has chemistry. Although DT's numbers started to drop with Trevor so he may hate him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
More Cowbell Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 I swear, this is crazy. I thinks its Gase. He couldn't keep Tanny on the field either. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southtown24th Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 the season is over folks. sell your tickets now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpartanJet Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 You dont have to hook up with anyone to get Mono btw I keep seeing that. Also it sucks it took me about 3 months to feel 100% and get my strength back when I was in HS. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Quite the bar scene in Morristown they say....I wonder if our board bar fly ever gets out of Hell's Kitchen and Ubers to Morristown. Any reviews @T0mShane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayRay Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 I think he's going to be out at least two months, and probably longer. No way he's back for the Eagles game in week 5. Young Athletes Need to Be Sidelined After Bout of Mono SUNDAY, April 14, 2019 (HealthDay News) -- Young sports buffs recovering from mononucleosis may be itching to return to the game they love. But one expert says the risk of suffering a burst spleen during play means staying on the sideline longer than some would like. Along with extreme fatigue, sore throat, fever and swollen glands, "mono" causes spleen enlargement. That can be dangerous for athletes because the impacts and pressure on the abdomen that occur during many sports can cause the spleen to burst. "It's rare -- occurring in less than 0.5% of patients -- but an infected athlete can rupture their spleen without warning within 21 days after symptoms begin," said Dr. Lindsay Lafferty, a primary care sports medicine physician at Penn State Health. "The rate declines after four weeks, but ruptures have occurred up to eight weeks after an athlete first notices symptoms," she noted in a Penn State news release. Determining the risk of a spleen rupture is challenging. Because the normal size of a spleen fluctuates, ultrasounds and CT scans won't help determine if the organ is enlarged or at risk of rupture, Lafferty said. "Physical examination of spleen size identifies as few as 17% of cases, so deciding when the time is right for a student athlete to return to play can be complex," she explained. For athletes, protective equipment such as flank jackets or protective braces haven't been shown to reduce the risk of spleen rupture and aren't recommended. "Athletes may resume non-contact play and exercises that don't include lifting weights 21 days after the onset of mono if their symptoms have vanished, and they can to return to full play after 28 days," Lafferty advised. The virus that causes mononucleosis is transmitted through saliva, so it is commonly called the "kissing disease." But mono can also be spread by sharing a glass or utensils with an infected person, or even through coughing or sneezing. It often occurs in younger people -- especially those in high school and college. Treatment for mono includes rest, hydration and pain relief. In some cases, recovery may take months. Isolation isn't necessary, but patients are urged to avoid spreading germs by making sure they wash their hands and don't share personal items or water bottles. https://consumer.healthday.com/infectious-disease-information-21/mononucleosis-482/young-athletes-need-to-be-sidelined-after-bout-of-mono-744708.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenFish Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Good call on those that said we shouldn’t trade draft capital since we are not a player or two away. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Losmeister Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 11 minutes ago, SpartanJet said: You dont have to hook up with anyone to get Mono btw I keep seeing that. Also it sucks it took me about 3 months to feel 100% and get my strength back when I was in HS. i feel ya, the tsunamis of ignorance are heavy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Losmeister Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 in the end it would actually be very Jetsy to squeak out an UGLY as F___ win... kindle whatever embers remain... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 4 hours ago, Patriot Killa said: aaaannnd there it is, boys. See you guys in the offseason. "I hate the regular season" ? At least in the off season there's hope. Fanspeak draft simulator is ready........ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeptable Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 9 minutes ago, BroadwayRay said: I think he's going to be out at least two months, and probably longer. No way he's back for the Eagles game in week 5. "Athletes may resume non-contact play and exercises that don't include lifting weights 21 days after the onset of mono if their symptoms have vanished, and they can to return to full play after 28 days," Lafferty advised. 28 days is not 2 months... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayRay Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 13 minutes ago, Skeptable said: 28 days is not 2 months... The quote you pulled out was in reference to non-contact sports. Did you miss this part?: ruptures have occurred up to eight weeks after an athlete first notices symptoms, We'll know soon, though. My bet is the Jets are going to IR him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rex-n-effect Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 This sucks but it's not like he went out there and tried to get mono. Mono is known as the kissing disease because it is communicated by bodily fluids but it is so easy to spread. As much as I want him back in action ASAP the problem with an easily communicable disease is that if he goes back to the team still contagious he will probably get other players sick and anybody on the team or coaching staff who has never had it could end up sick. The team could deal with this for the entire season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage69 Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 54 minutes ago, Hackenberg said: Well, ya know, his initials are S.D.. like social disease. Haaaa To bad his middle name is Richard if it was Thomas you would have STD. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hackenberg - Banned Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 8 minutes ago, Savage69 said: To bad his middle name is Richard if it was Thomas you would have STD. Richard equals Dick,so....ya know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Voice of Reason Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Hackenberg said: Jets < easy schedule. There's no such thing as an easy schedule, for the Jets. Still its the easiest schedule in the NFL... whether its easy for the Jets or not 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sourceworx Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 1 hour ago, New York Mick said: I understand he needs time I’m just surprised that he got it Believe it or not, you don't just catch it from kissing. If restaurants don't properly clean their plates and utensils ?, shared drinks, sneezing, coughing....there are numerous ways that it can be passed onto others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hackenberg - Banned Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, sourceworx said: Believe it or not, you don't just catch it from kissing. If restaurants don't properly clean their plates and utensils ?, shared drinks, sneezing, coughing....there are numerous ways that it can be passed onto others. Fear mongering/fear porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 He saw the film of the pass blocking and started sucking on Petri dishes lol only the Jets kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BROOKLYN JET Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 @Integrity28, Trevor Siemian... Rise of The Apes! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurnleyJet Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 I think records are going to be broken in the next few weeks and not in a good way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King P Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 No tongue locking dirty groupie whores for you Darnold! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoBowles Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 1 hour ago, More Cowbell said: I swear, this is crazy. I thinks its Gase. He couldn't keep Tanny on the field either. What? Did Gase hire a dirty ho with mono to stick her tongue down darnolds throat?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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