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Did we ever get the why he was benched? It just doesn't make sense. Zach didn't get benched many other guys not performing nothing. Then Saleh out there bashing hall or Garret wilson like they are the problem? Makes no sense. Sure he been sucking but pretty much result of the play calling and him just being himself. He is playing as he always has, what we paid for. As advertised.

I'm not sure why they mad at him.

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What would you like to know Jetsfan80?

I do find it strange that Elijah Moore has been quite well in Cleveland, and that Mims had lots of potential, and that Corey Davis was a solid #2, and yet they all are not with the Jets since Saleh joined.  Wonder what Garrett Wilson has to say about it all. 

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10 minutes ago, CanadaSteve said:

What would you like to know Jetsfan80?

I do find it strange that Elijah Moore has been quite well in Cleveland, and that Mims had lots of potential, and that Corey Davis was a solid #2, and yet they all are not with the Jets since Saleh joined.  Wonder what Garrett Wilson has to say about it all. 

Spot on my guy.  So strange how Saleh isn’t getting these guys the rock accurately and on time.  Damn him!!!

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39 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

I have a theory that the wide receivers have been part of an experimental program where their helmets are fitted with cutting-edge quantum communication devices. These high-tech helmets were supposed to enhance on-field communication and strategy execution. However, due to a bizarre malfunction, these helmets have been stuck on a loop, broadcasting Broadway musicals directly into the receivers' ears during games and practices.

The twist in this theory involves Uzomah. Rumors suggest that Uzomah is actually the mastermind behind this musical mishap. It's said that he has been secretly coordinating with the equipment team, ensuring that only the wide receivers' helmets receive these musical broadcasts. The reason? Uzomah, a closet musical enthusiast, wanted to bring a bit of Broadway flair to the football field. His hope was that this would inspire more rhythmic and dance-like movements in the receivers' routes, adding an unexpected edge to their gameplay.

However, this plan backfired spectacularly. Instead of graceful, choreographed moves, the wide receivers found themselves distracted and disoriented, often moving out of sync with the plays. They've been seen performing impromptu dance steps and missing crucial catches, much to their frustration and the bewilderment of fans.

Uzomah, meanwhile, maintains a facade of innocence, even as he occasionally hums show tunes during interviews and in the locker room. The wide receivers have grown increasingly disgruntled, not only due to the relentless musical barrage in their helmets but also because they suspect a traitor in their midst. Yet, without solid proof, they continue to perform under the Broadway spell, leading to a season filled with more drama and musical numbers than touchdowns.

This is of course, just a theory.

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2 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

I have a theory that the wide receivers have been part of an experimental program where their helmets are fitted with cutting-edge quantum communication devices. These high-tech helmets were supposed to enhance on-field communication and strategy execution. However, due to a bizarre malfunction, these helmets have been stuck on a loop, broadcasting Broadway musicals directly into the receivers' ears during games and practices.

The twist in this theory involves Uzomah. Rumors suggest that Uzomah is actually the mastermind behind this musical mishap. It's said that he has been secretly coordinating with the equipment team, ensuring that only the wide receivers' helmets receive these musical broadcasts. The reason? Uzomah, a closet musical enthusiast, wanted to bring a bit of Broadway flair to the football field. His hope was that this would inspire more rhythmic and dance-like movements in the receivers' routes, adding an unexpected edge to their gameplay.

However, this plan backfired spectacularly. Instead of graceful, choreographed moves, the wide receivers found themselves distracted and disoriented, often moving out of sync with the plays. They've been seen performing impromptu dance steps and missing crucial catches, much to their frustration and the bewilderment of fans.

Uzomah, meanwhile, maintains a facade of innocence, even as he occasionally hums show tunes during interviews and in the locker room. The wide receivers have grown increasingly disgruntled, not only due to the relentless musical barrage in their helmets but also because they suspect a traitor in their midst. Yet, without solid proof, they continue to perform under the Broadway spell, leading to a season filled with more drama and musical numbers than touchdowns.

This is of course, just a theory.

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